EarthBound: My Version TOTAL REDUX
Chapter 28! We go get rich!
SO after we blew up the building we went to the desert again. We saw a construction site going on and wanted to get stuff from the mine they found. We went into the mine and were attacked by GIANT BLUE MOLES!
"I'm the third best!" they all shouted before killing each other. So I revived them using my PSI powers because killing animals is wrong. Animals are just as good as people. Besides, we evolved from ancient animals so we're no more special than them!
The moles thanked us and gave us all the gold from the mine. Also they gave us a giant diamond and they also anal fucked us.
