Sir Kirkland,

I am quite well, thank you!

Ah, yes. Of course! My bad, Captain! I assure you, I am no witch! Please don't kill me..!

Well, though I do drink it on occasion, I am under aged! No rum (legally) for me, yet. Unless there are no laws against it yet.. Then, by all means rum is the best!

I apologise, but your schools are rather strict where I am..

Slightly less respectfully (Is that better?),

Evangeline


Dove,

That's jolly good. How be you now then?

Don't worry your little head o yers lass, I'm not going to let you meet Davey just yet.

Ha-ha, Yes. I guess the law has changed in your time. Another good one is bumboo.

No worries lass, no worries. I had a tough education m'self. But you could always run off and join a gang of privateers under his majesty the king. They'll take anyone. But you'll probably have to say your a guy.

I don't give a rats arse- just say what you want,

Captain Arthur Kirkland


A/N Your pirate history for today: Bumboo was a classic pirate drink consisting of rum, water, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Sounds good right?