Disclaimer is that same old thing that we wanna be writers with too much time on our heads are forced to put out so here it is, don't own nottin as much as I'd like to…not even Austin Powers.


A/N 1 sorry for its shortness


Chapter 28 Handled by Kendall

"That really was nice and all, but I can't go another round or else my body might give up on me…"

Aaron Echolls looked up from his place at the cozy couch in his suite at the Neptune Grand and locked eyes with Kendall Cassablancas.

After a few moments of their lust filled staring contest Aaron looked seductively up and down the beautiful brunette and said

"Yeah, but what a way to go, eh?"

Kendall flipped her long hair over her shoulder with a grin and bent down for her bra, which Aaron had removed quite forcibly a while back.

"So," she said as she continued grapping her clothes and put them on, "I gotta say I was still a bit surprised to hear from you earlier. I mean when I went to the prison that last time you said, that you didn't want me to through with our plan anyway – something about not wanting to hurt Logan anymore…"

Aaron chuckled and got up from the sofa and walked over to the mini bar next to that bed they still hadn't used. He took out a beer and said – completely uninhibited with his nakedness

"Well, let's just say I'd just gotten a little visit from the fruit of my loins at the time and back then I still had my doubts about getting out of that place, so…who cares anyway. I'm out and my little boy can't do a thing without me anymore."

The gleam in Aaron's eyes made Kendall fully understand, that the man might have gotten released from prison a free man, but he sure as hell wasn't an innocent man. She licked her lips and turned to her feminine seduction skills (and come on, Kendall praised herself arrogantly, I'm hotter than a trip to Hell) and said

"Yeah Logan hasn't been too willing to spend his money on anyone but himself, so I think it's a great idea that a big strong man such as yourself has to reteach him some manners."

Aaron, who in the meantime had drunk half his beer and put on some newly, bought slacks said mockingly

"Well, the kid does need some manners and who better to discipline him than his old loving father?"

"Loving my ass, "Kendall thought inwardly, but outwardly she simply said

"Yeah, I bet you would be…"

Aaron came closer to her and suddenly his eyes had lost that mocking gleam and now had a new kind of darkness to them that freaked Kendall out.

"Speaking of Logan; I heard something about you giving him private lessons once upon a time…That's not right, that a woman your age seduces a boy his age and I think you need to keep your clothes on around him, he's very fragile…"

Kendall actually had the audacity to laugh the murderer in his face and she said

"Aha and you're such a great example yourself?"

Suddenly Aaron was right in Kendall's face and his hands had placed themselves hard on her cheeks and he roared evilly with a crazed look in his eyes

"How dare you speak to me like that, you whore? I think the world would be a better place without you here; all you stupid women and your laughing and teasing; you're weak and deserve to be punis…argh…!"

Aaron stopped talking immediately as he felt Kendall's manicured hands grip him firmly in the crotch area and squeeze in a way that so didn't resemble anything sexual.

"I think," Kendall said slowly with ice in her dark eyes, "that you need to cool off Mr. Echolls, don't you?"

Aaron didn't respond at first, but a violent (and extremely painful) twist of her hands made him squeak something incomprehensible, and Kendall seemed to be satisfied.

"I also think that you need to listen to me. First of I'm not a whore and would appreciate that you didn't go around saying those ugly things about me or women in general. Second take your hands of my face, before I force you down into the lobby in this position to show everyone just how weak you men can be. Thirdly, ah ah ah, I'm not finished," Kendall quickly added, when Aaron removed his hands and desperately tried to push her off him and received another ball breaking (no pun intended) squeeze,

"Where was I, Oh yeah. Thirdly as much as I hate to admit it seeing as he hasn't been all that nice lately, I kindda like Logan and think you should leave him alone. Don't you?"

Aaron nodded fiercely and promised out loud when the deadly brunette demanded that. Satisfied Kendall released the man, but not before delivering a few more "gentle" touches and pushed him to the floor as she quickly withdrew a gun from her Louis Vuitton bag and pointed it at the now whimpering man.

"And one last thing Mr. Echolls. Don't try to retaliate on me, I'm not a teenage girl and I know the inside of a prison too, so I'm not that easy to scare either. I suggest you get off of that floor, put some ice on your Dick and relax and enjoy your freedom."

Kendall's cellphone rang and she answered – totally ignoring the crawling man on the floor.

Aaron's world blacked out for a moment and when he came too he heard through his waves of unbelievable pain Kendall's voice

"…kidding, right? He wouldn't just…Dick put yourself together boy and call your mom, I'm not really able to do anything useful right now, Okay? All right then, I'll be right there…"

The door closed silently behind the brunette and Aaron released a muffled scream with his head down in the soft carpet.

"Aaaargh, stupid bitch!" he roared unable to move at first, but finally after 45 minutes he got himself back into the soft couch and began plotting.

"Can't touch my own kid, can I? Heh," Aaron chuckled frantically as he gripped his still cool beer and gently (very very gently) placed it on his crotch. "I'm not interested in that boy anyhow. He can wait…The bitch didn't say I couldn't touch the Mars girl though…I think she needs to realize just how happy I'm with her and her meddlesome ways…"

The manic evil laughter that emerged from the suite made a little girl, who was getting her shoelaces tied by her mother just outside the door ask innocently

"Mommy, does Dr. Evil live here?"


A/N sorry if I disappointed you all with this chappie. Just an interlude of sorts like with Keith in chapter 20. I just had this lying in my com, and I knew I wanted to use it, but somehow I couldn't find a place to put it, so it got its own chapter. Besides thought we might need a little humor right about now… Promise this will be the last of its kind. Hopefully you'll like it – despite that stupid joke in the end;)

Thanks to Amydali86( welcome on board, hope you like), cosmiclove( I love your reviews and will definitely try to follow your request some time), I.-heart-.Logan( love to be hated in a case like this, lol. L was psychically abused himself and is a kind of person, that in my book just doesn't want to help people like that, so mrs G. got left behind. Dick got his goodbye by knowing that C still loved him) Ruk(I hope so too, whistle innocently yet again), sarahr85( really liking you on board), Rory Ace Huntzberger( hope you like this too), Nichole( I know, me and my twists. Hope you'll like this too), Maiqu( thanks for always reviewing!!), firebirdgirl( yeah somehow I still loved C after his crimes so I think he deserved a change to redeem himself and for once protect someone else in this case Rodney).

Just a heads up next chapter will be more actionfilled, I think I wrote this to make A. suffer. He's an ass so…"