February 21
.
So, heh, long story short... Sakura-chan wasn't doing as well as I thought.
Apparently, she heard a bark, saw this dog(puppy) outside the window, and completely lost it. That ANBU squad I mentioned was trying to keep her from maiming this little kid's new pet and... Man, did that fight look painful.
I had to actually help knock her out. (She pretty much turned rabid when I tried reasoning with her.) The ANBU guys distracted her and I beaned her in the back of the head with a grapefruit.
Er, hold on... I tried to bean her in the back of the head...
On a side note, the Bastard was released from the hospital a few moments before Sakura-chan lost it. He also happened to be casually passing by.
Turned out, he was still weakened from choking on that fake tomato and that made him really easy to knock-out. Well, that and, according to Baa-chan, he's "soft in the head".
Which is just weird.
...
And hilarious.
Although, Sakura-chan didn't seem to think so.
Luckily, Kaka-sensei showed up and genjutsu'd her to sleep.
He also wasn't happy.
If I didn't have the memory of Sasuke's face when he got hit with that fruit, I probably wouldn't be too happy either.
But now I'm stuck helping sensei with paperwork.
Even though I told him that it wasn't my fault! I can't help it if other people go insane!
I think he stopped believing me when I tried telling him about the Devil-Spawn.
But that's fine. I'm here to protect Konoha and "ignorance is broth" and broth is delicious, so that has to be a good thing.
.
Signed ~ Uzumaki Naruto, your broth-loving author.
P.S. All the crazy yelling and fighting scared away the Beast.
P.P.S. Either that or Its stalking Sakura-chan.
Who is currently confined to some home or hospital room or something.
...
P.P.P.S. I'd go and check up on her, but... If that Monster tries anything, it'll probably be the one that needs help.
... That and I think she's still mad at me.
