R&R because you love western accents. If you don't, R&R

Daddy walked into the room, looking confused.

I walked from behind the mechanical bull.

"Hey y'all want a ride on Bucker here?", I made my best farm girl impression.

"Uh…", he was cut off as I whipped out my wand and levitated him onto the bull.

I turned the settings on high, just one notch before completely high, with the flick of my wand.

"WHAT'S HAPPENING!", daddy yelled as the bull bucked him up and down.

I turned the last notch and he stayed on for a second, and fell, flat on his face.

I poked him with my wand in the back. "Is he alive?", I whispered.

He turned his face. "ALICE!", he screamed.

"He's alive and angry!", I squeaked and apparated to safety.

R&R if you like "He's alive and angry!"