WELCOME TO THE (very) LONG AWAITED CHAPTER OF NARUTO TRUTH OR DARE: MY WAY! I'm very sorry for the delay, I've been like really really busy, and I was working on my other stories, I Was Just Joking, a NejiTen SasuSaku story, and Feathers and Blades, a story featuring me and our very own Flowerpuff!!!! So now that I've advertised lets get on with the show!!!!

Disclaim: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!!! KISIMOTO-SAMA DOES!!!!!!!!!!!

Hosts:

Mitsuki (Heza-chan X3)

Flower (Flowerpuff)

Saku (sasusaku4ever)

Victims:

Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, Tenten, Temari, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, etc.

LAST TIME!!!!!

Flower: Uh hey guys!

Everyone: Yeah??

Shino tries the rest of the doors.

Flower: I think we're locked in…

Mitsuki: SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!

Flower: I THINK WE'RE LOCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inner Hinata: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hosts run around the mall, trying all of the doors. They all meet back up near the main doors.

Mitsuki: They're all locked…all of them…

Flower: We're trapped…

Saku: We're all going to die…

Inner Hinata: Die…alone…in…an…evil mall…

Mitsuki: Uh Hinata darling, we're not really all that alone…

Itachi: Hn…this is so stupid…

Everyone: EEEEEPPPPP!

The girls all jump onto their boyfriends.

Mitsuki: Itachi when did you get here?!

Itachi: I've been here. I was here before you and your lunatic friends got here.

Mitsuki: Oh.

Flower: I see.

Saku: CHEETOS!!!!!!!!

Everyone: -.-'

Mitsuki: Okay, Chouji, you keep hitting the door till it opens, and well…Flower any suggestions?

Flower: Yep! I have one! NOBODY PANIC!!!!!
Saku: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flower: I SAID NOBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: …

Mitsuki: Well these times call for songs!!!!

Mitsuki snaps her fingers and Itachi is holding a mic.
Saku: SING!

Itachi: Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

There's a land that I heard of

Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow

Skies are blue

And the dreams that you dare to dream

Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a star

And wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where troubles melt like lemondrops

Away above the chimney tops

That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

Birds fly over the rainbow

Why then, oh why can't I?

Some day I'll wish upon a star

And wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where troubles melt like lemondrops

Away above the chimney tops

That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

Birds fly over the rainbow

Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly

Beyond the rainbow

Why, oh why can't I?

Mitsuki: …

Saku: …

Flower: …

Sasuke: I'm ashamed to be related to him…

Sakura: We'll kick him out of the family, right Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: Yep.

Mitsuki: That was really creepy!

Flower: Hey Sasuke, Hinata, though this pains all of us, you guys have to make out!!

Sakura Sasuke Hinata Saku & Naruto: HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mitsuki: Hey! Not our choice! Blame Ren!!!! It was his idea!!!!!!!

Naruto Gang: Ren?

Mitsuki: Uh…he's a future host. You'll be scared of him soon enough!!

Naruto Gang: …

Mitsuki: So anyways, let the makeout begin!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke and Hinata start making out, and Naruto attacks Sasuke, throwing him across the mall.

Naruto: IN THE WORDS OF MY GIRL, BACK UP OFFA MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto and Sasuke fight, and Sasuke runs off into the mall. Sakura and Hinata follow their boyfriends.

Mitsuki: Oh this is going to lead to nothing but trouble. But before we all run off to do crap, TENTEN, (Tenten stops trying to sneak off) I have a question for Kankarou!!

Kankarou: Yeah?

Mitsuki: Ehem. WHAT IS WITH THE CAT HAT?!?!?!

Kankarou: I don't know…ITS NOT A CAT HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS JUST A HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kankarou goes to brood in Sasuke's emo corner.

Flower: Hey! Kankarou, you have to help Chouji! Stop crying and go!!
Kankarou goes to help Chouji.
Saku: Hey Mitsuki! Here's a question for us!
Mitsuki: Okay! Hit me!

Flower smacks Mitsuki in the back of the head.

Mitsuki: Itai…I wasn't serious Flower…jerk…

Flower: Shall I hit you again??

Mitsuki: …no…

Saku: ANYWAYS! Mitsuki, what is a pairing you hate? Pick someone with Naruto!

Mitsuki: I hate SasuNaru. (A/N No offence to yaoi fans but I don't like gay couples that much, like unless it says specifically that they're gay.)

Flower: ME TOO!

Saku: Okay! Flower pick someone you hate with Neji!!!

Flower: Sakura. Definitely.

Neji: -twitch- People pair me with Sakura? Uchiha's girl?

Mitsuki: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Neji: THEY PAIR ME WITH YOU!?!?!?!

Mitsuki: …No…I meant I don't like when people pair you with umm…Uchiha's girl… either!

Flower: Hey Tenten! You have been dared to go throw sharp shiny objects at something for the next ten minutes, so I pick the door! GO!
Tenten goes to try and get the door open.

This is Orochimaru.

Mitsuki: Okay…

I have locked you in the Konoha mall.

Flower: And…

And, Miss Flower, you will not get out of here ever!!!!!!

Saku: Eh, we'll figure out a way somehow…someone with give us a dare that gives us enough power to get out!

Never!!!!

This is Ino! Karin must die!

Chouji: IIIIINNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! I MIISSS YOOUU!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you too Chouji-kun, but right now I'm hanging with my friend! I'll come talk to you later!

Mitsuki: Well until that time comes, everyone break-dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone starts dancing.

SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH SASU-CHAN!!!

Sasuke: WHY AM I BEING FORCE-FED 5 POUNDS OF CHEESE?!?!?!

Sakura: I don't rightfully know Sasuke-kun…all I know is Mitsuki told me I could raid the shoe department if I did this. So EAT!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura pulls out a mystical, magical CHEESE PIE!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: EAT THIS TOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura shoves the whole pie in Sasuke's mouth.

Sasuke: MPHAMGHMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: What?

Sasuke: -swallows- I said, I don't even like cheese that much!!!!

Sakura: Oh! Oh well! TO THE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura jumps up and drags Sasuke-duck-head to the shoes!!!!!!

WITH NARU-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hinata: Naruto-kun!!!! Be careful!!!

Naruto: I'LL BE FINE HINATA-CHAN!!!!!! DATTEBOYA!!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto is walking on top of a tank of…otters?

Hinata: Why otters?

…I don't rightfully know…

Naruto: HEY HINA-CHAN!!!!!! LOOK AT THE CUTE OTT- OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BITING ME HINA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hinata: NARUTO-KUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BACK WITH EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Itachi: -playing the banjo-

Mitsuki: -covering her ears- MITSUKI NO LIKEY BANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: HUH?! WHAT'D YOU SAY???

Everyone but Mitsuki has earplugs in, or like banjo music.

Mitsuki: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Itachi: -isn't playing the banjo anymore-

Mitsuki: MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: …

Mitsuki: ME NO LIKE BANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki starts running around in a circle screaming about the evils of the banjo.

Itachi: …she does realize I stopped playing, correct?

Mitsuki: NO MORE BANJOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE BANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Temari: I doubt it.

Mitsuki: NO MORE BANJOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee: BUT BANJOS ARE YOUTHFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: …

Lee: …youth?

Mitsuki: DIE BANJO LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki starts chasing Lee around with a flamethrower, while Lee sings…before he cheats by Carrie Underwood? Okay then…

Flower: OH MY GOD!!!!!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki stops chasing Lee, who doesn't notice and runs into a wall.

Mitsuki: Yes?

Saku: YEAH! TELL US!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: Oro-teme and Ino-baka are in here right?

Yes.

Flower: Thank you!

No problem.

Flower: So I suggest…-she whispers her plan to Mitsuki and Saku-

Mitsuki & Saku: XD That's great!!!

Mitsuki Saku and Flower snap their fingers and three figures in a cage appear in a cloud of smoke.

Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oro & Ino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki Flower & Saku: YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! UNDO THE JUTSU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karin Oro & Ino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: …

Flower: …

Saku: …how about now?

Ino & Oro: FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino and Orochimaru make some hand seals and the doors open. Mitsuki Saku and Flower snap their fingers and the cage disappears, with Orochimaru and Karin still in it.

Mitsuki: Ino.

Ino: Uh…oopsies?

Flower: Yeah. Oopsies.

Saku: You just crossed three very crazy hosts and a kitten. You're in for a rough time.

Everyone: And a kitten?

Saku: Yep!

Saku holds up Kiba, who is a kitten again.

Mitsuki: This explains why he hasn't talked…

Chouji: IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chouji and Ino hug, and everyone goes AAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: So now that we're all happy again, let's go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki Saku and Flower snap their fingers and everyone is teleported home, no matter where they were in the mall.

Mitsuki: Hey Saku! You have been dared (by yourself?) to dye your hair purple with blue and pink highlights!!!!!!
Saku: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: -snaps fingers- neato!!

Saku: I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: HEY!!!!!!! THE OTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Otters are still attacking Naruto.

Hosts: AWW!!! Fluffy!!!!!

Mitsuki: Ino.

Ino: Hai, Mitsuki?

Mitsuki: TO OUR VERSION OF THE SKY HIGH DETENTION ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino and everyone else follow Mitsuki Saku and Flower into the detention center.

Mitsuki: In here all jutsus are neutralized. But host powers still work! Now for a present for you Saku, I present Koga and Inuyasha fighting to the death!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha and Koga appear and fight.

Saku: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Well that's good!!!

Kimi: HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: KIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kimi: MITSUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: FLOWER!!!!!!

Everyone: -.-'

Kimi: Well I figured you guys missed me so I decided to make a special appearance!!

Saku: Hi there I'm Saku and I've taken your place in their hearts!
Everyone: O.o

Kimi: -sniff- You did?

Mitsuki: NO!
Saku: No! I was just joking!! (A/N It feels weird to type that here since it's the name of my new story…coughREADITcough)

Kimi: Oh… HEY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: So Kimi, you ready? I can't believe we're about to do this…again…

Kimi: LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki and Kimi snap their fingers and they're each on an opposite end of the detention center…in floating submarines.

Ino & Sakura: What are you doing? This is so stupid! There's no reason for this! Blah blah blah blah-

Mitsuki: NAGGING!!! FIRE IN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A torpedo shoots out, followed by a cannonball…made of meowing dog toys. (What, you thought It'd be normal? And you call yourselves fans of this story…is it ever normal?)

Ino & Sakura: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK! YOU HAVE HORRIBLE AIM! YOU SHOULD LIKE GET TARGET PRACTICE OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!

Kimi: STILL EVIL NAGGING!!!!!!! FIRE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimi and Mitsuki continue shooting at the two girls with torpedoes and weird cannonballs as everyone runs around and screams.

Flower: WHEN THE HECK DID THEY DO THIS?!?!?!
Gaara: Well, they came to my house and shot at Lee and Gai.

Saku: That's great…

Flower: Did they have sugar that day?

Temari: Yes.

Saku: Hey Shino, you've been awfully quiet today…

Shino: Mitsuki got angry and told me to shut up or she'd rip my lips off…

Mitsuki: TALKING!!!!!!!!!! FIRE THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shino: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saku: This is another time that calls for a song!! Hit it Lee!!!!!!

Lee: Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Flower: SING IT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody went kung fu fighting

Those kicks were fast as lighting

In fact it was a little bit frightning

But they fought with expert timing

Tenten: I WANNA SING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lee & Tenten:

There were funky china men

From funky china town

They were chopping them up

They were chopping them down

It's an ancient Chinese art

And everybody knew their part

From a fainting to a snip

And a kick in from the hip

Everybody was kung fu fighting

Those kicks were fast as lighting

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin And little Sammy Chong

He said: Here comes the big boss-where? where?

Mitsuki & Kimi: DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRE FOUR!!!!!!!

Let's get it on

He took a vow and made a stand

Started swaying with the hand

Sudden motion made me skip

Now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung fu fighting-huuh!

Thosekicks were fast as lighting-ha!

In fact it was a little bit frightening-huuh!

But they did it with expert timing-ha!

How? yeah!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-huuh!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-

Keep on - Keep on-ha!

Sure now

Saku: Well everyone, you know the drill, please send in your truths and dares! You can dare anyone, even the hosts! No yaoi yuri or incest related dares or truths please (Unless its asking Orochimaru if he's gay. We accept that) Now Mitsuki knows she's going to regret this, but you are now allowed once again to submit requests to be a host! But please, if you have already submitted one, please don't submit another, chances are we just haven't got to you yet!! So please review! We're expecting a lot of em, so don't disappoint!!!!

Lee: Everybody was kung fu fighting-huuh!

Those kids were fast as lighting-ha!

In fact it was a little bit frightening-huuh!

Make sure you have expert timing-ha!

Oh--ho-ho-ho Kung Fu Fighting

Hands and feet as fast as lighting

Oh-ho-ho-ho-huuh!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha!

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ha

Keep on-Keep on-Keep on

Oh-ho-ho-ho

Yeah-Yeah

Ino: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kimi & Mitsuki: FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!