A:N/ Well after that crazy orgy what could happen now?
Don't own South Park or Bewitched Not making any money...

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Tweek's POV:

The thunder in the sky this morning was the thing that woke me up... It was a dark grey sky and it looked real foggy... Craig of course was still asleep, completely unaware of the crazy weather.. After I made myself a cup of coffee I decided to have a stroll around the house.. Just kinda see what was going on and assess the whole situation...
Mom and Dad were still out of town visiting their relatives, which meant I had to look after the entire house all by myself... Well my cousin was here; Aunt Betty was with her loverboy in Rome so that just says it all really... "You know something? Those friends of yours were really rough... Like seriously no wonder mortals spent a generation frolicking in animal hides.." My cousin huffed..
"Well Tavian when you throw yourself at people they do tend to get the wrong impression... I mean you got me caught up in that whole thing!" I replied quickly...
"Ohh please are you scared Dumb-Dumb is gonna go crazy or something? Come on cuz you can do way better!" Tavian whined...

"His name is Craig! C.R.A.I.G! Craig!" I muttered, getting more pissed off with my cousin's easy going and laidback personality.. Not that I disagree with those traits I mean Tavian was just plain lazy... "Right right... Screw this I'm going to Tokyo..." Tavian huffed, snapping his fingers and evaporating into thin air...
Great now I'm left in this house on my own with only a sleeping lover upstairs for company... Damn little old witchy me got the fuzzy end of the lollipop again all right...
Suddenly I heard the door knocking; who the hell could that be at 09:21AM? Butters... Damn he will go to any lengths to score some cash...
"Well gee hi there Tweek! You got like 5 bucks?" Butters nervously mumbled, his discoloured veins the most noticable thing about him...
"Umm no I ain't really got any m-money!" I quickly yelped... Butters barged into the house and swanned about the place... Well I suppose I did kinda suck him off last night so yeah mixed messages... "Look about last night-." I began... "Yeah! Gosh darn it! About last night! You owe me some god damn money! Not to mention Craig!" Butters barked... It was honestly like dealing with Cartman's Mini-Me... "I let all of you fuck me and I want my payment!" Butters ranted on... Wow Cartman has sure reduced him into a state of white trash... I took some money out of my Dad's hiding place and gave it to Butters... $65 that should shut him up for a few days...

"Well gee! Thanks! I better get on my way now!" Butters cried with glee... He ran out of the house down the road... $65 all going on a needle... Wow Cartman is a fucking good manipulator I'll give him that... I mean he has just managed to completely brainwash someone into his regime... Within a minute Tavian was back in the house... "God seriously! Accosted by the Japanese Police.. Seriously all I did was open a bottle of beer." My elusive cousin ranted...
He carried on about how he had to spend 25 minutes in jail... Well most people would know better than to be so loutish...

"Tavian do you have to materialise so loudly? I'm trying to do the breakfast and your being a real douche." I muttered, I wanted to get the pancakes done like..
"Oh my god! My half mortal cousin slaving over the frying pan! Haha Jesus Christ this is classic!" My annoying cousin laughed...
I ignored him and carried on with the task at hand, I was way to busy to indulge in small talk.. I mean Craig will be awake in a while and I wanna have this food on the table...

I actually enjoy cooking quite a lot, Mom and Dad have always trusted me to do it because they have such hectic busy lives... Tavian didn't half enjoy me having to do such menial labour, the last laugh was mine though because I was actually enjoying the task at hand... Craig came down the stairs at that moment, he gave me a smile and threw my eccentric cousin a look of disdain... "Morning! Great weather ain't it?" Craig mumbled sarcastically "Yeah it sure is nice.. How you doing anyway?" I asked "I'm good I guess, what about you?" Craig yawned, he wasn't one of those morning people that was for sure...
"Well apart from this dunce over here I'm fine!" I quickly yelped... Tavian looked at me with a look of pure contempt...
"God I'm sorry if you two are all conservative and boring! God this is like Laos all over again!" Tavian complained...

"Tell you what why dont you go somewhere right now? By the way last night was a huge mistake.." Craig hissed, obviously pissed off last night descended into such a perverse orgy...
"Haha right.. Okay Ding Dong whatever you say!" Tavian giggled, looking at us both as if we just fell out of the sky... He disapeared just like that and me and Craig were left alone... Didn't take him long to finish the breakfast I'd prepared... Nice one I still got it...
"Craig.. I'm real sorry about last night.. I didn't want any of that to happen." I quickly mumbled...
"Look Tweekers I get it... I mean I can't expect you to be completely faithfull.. If you wanna screw around occasionally so long as I know about it it's cool..." Craig sighed...

"N-no I don't want to! I mean that's the thing I don't wanna do it with people I don't love!" I protested... Tucker looked at me as though I was mad to pass up such an opportunity...
"Ok well then from now on we ignore all sexual conquest.. I mean shit I don't mind doing it with you dude..." Craig continued...
"You dont mind? Wow I must really suck in the boudoir! Damn Tucker you're tearing me apart here!" I sarcastically giggled...
"Haha Tweek you know I think your hot... I don't know anyone who can work it like you can.." Craig smiled, running his fingers through my hair... "Well o-okay then... I just get nervous and insecure you know? I don't wanna lose you... I mean last night proved that to me.." I continued...

Craig reassured me that he would never leave me for anyone, no matter how rich or sexually appealing they were... I mean that does say a lot the night after a crazed orgy.. Not that I meant for any of that to happen, trust Kenny McCormick to bring back his activities to someone else's house...
After we were done eating we watched the TV, not a lot was on but it was the early morning so I suppose you can expect that really...
Thank god for YouTube and Netflix I say; We decided to watch a real scary movie... It had a weird foreign title but it looked good...

An hour into the film and I could honestly not take anymore... I mean I've watched this girl saw a guy in half! Well I guess getting fired from your job can really send you crazy...
I decided to get up and make myself a cup of coffee, anything to distract me from the heinous images on the TV set...
I was stood there thinking about life, just casually going over everything that had ever been, everything that had ever happened...
It was in moments like these that I liked to just quietly reflect on what had happened... Not that I really want to because the image of myself being used by 3 different people is kinda a strange one... I hated it yet at the same time reallly enjoyed it... Craig never really wants to go past what he knows... Just a bit of oral sex and a half hour of pounding is his thing...
I mean Kenny, Stan and Butters just completely opened my eyes to how diverse sex could be if you used your imagination...

I sat there drinking my coffee looking out the window, Not alot was happening except for the crazy wind and constant rain... It was like a dark humid cloak enveloping the town...
Kinda eerie looking when you spent long enough concentrating on it; but someone else may describe it differently... I mean me I've always been a big one for semantics...
Craig was too busy watching that Korean girl turning her boss into a pile of sludge, but when there's nothing on TV I guess scary films do the job...
I was far too busy still drinking my coffee, but I could hear Craig cheering as the girl slaughtered her entire workplace...
I managed to catch the girl on screen walking into the office building with her chainsaw and destroying anyone who stood in her path...
"You go girl! Haha! Sweet!" Craig laughed, obviously far too caught up in the film to notice me sitting down next to him...

Craig just quickly glanced at me before turning back to the screen. As the Korean Serial Killer heroine was gunned down by a hail of bullets...
"Damn for an asian girl she was quite hot.. nowhere near as hot as you obviously but still." Craig mumbled...
"Aww thanks sweetheart!" I quickly replied, I didn't know of what else to say.. I was empty headed in that moment...
As the credits rolled Craig decided to phone up City Wok... Ever since that new guy took over running the place it's become a lot easier to just order food from there...
Within half an hour we were gorging on deep fried faux Chinese cuisine.. Not exactly my idea of a romantic brunch but hey ho this is South Park...
Can't expect fine dining and expensive wine in South Park is all I can say.. One of the few cons of this little nowhere town...

"Damn that City Wok is good shit man... At least that new guy cooks it properly.." Craig sighed, obviously far more full up than he was used to... I mean I had never known his Mom and Dad to cook so that all just said volumes...
"Yeaah true..." Was all I could think to say...
Craig just gave me a nonchalant and bored sort of look.. I couldn't help but giggle slightly; he's just one of those people who can have me in fits of laughter in very little time...

He decided to switch the TV channel on.. Not alot except for the FOX news... More war in Syria and Lebanon.. Amanda Bynes was due to appear in court over a DUI incident...
Then suddenly breaking news flashed across the screen...
"Tom I'm stood here in South Park, Colorado where local man Mr Herbert J Garrison is apparently striking to draw support to his cause... Apparently he is trying to raise half a million dollars to take the star of Keeping up With the Kardashian's, Kim Kardashian to the Supreme Court.. They both appeared in the Denver court not too long ago...
Although the case was dismissed it has turned Herbert Garrison into quite the modern day Middle American icon.." The newsman droned...
"So Mr Garrison can you tell us about why you wish to draw out this long legal dispute? I mean you were offered a $10,000 endorsement deal with Pepsi?" The newsman continued...
Suddenly Mr Garrison and Mr Slave were on the screen both sat on the sort of couch you see in a therapist's office...
"Well you see I feel as though my image was slandered and unfairly represented... I mean I wanna sue that Albanian hooker for every dime she's got!" Garrison ranted...
"Mr Garrison although you say this you do have a reputation for being lead on by the rich and famous?" The newsman continued...
"Well no one gets the best of Herbert Garrison.. All I can say is I'm taking that dumb bitch to D.C!" Garrison shrieked with gusto...
"Ohh Jesus Christ!" Mr Slave gasped...
"Well there you have it Tom... Just a regular average guy trying to sue a girl more than eight times his net worth... Will this hillbilly teacher get his compensation? I doubt it highly.. Back to you Tom.." The newsman blared...

"Yet another of Garrison's dramas I see... Damn that guy needs serious help.. No way will the Supreme Court handle his case.." Craig whined, bored with having to put up with yet another of Mr Garrison's elusive yet all too public misdemeanours...
"I know they would be stupid to.. That's all I can say really..." I replied quietly...
Pretty soon Garrison was the major topic of conversation on Facebook.. There was even a new page created in his honour 'Help Garrison Sue Kim'... While of course on the other side of the page a lot of people were supporting Kim; they even made their own group 'Send Garrison Down.'... Needless to say a lot of drama over something that was not really all that important or interesting in the very least...
Within the space of 20 minutes most of the parents in town declared Garrison the devil... His support was growing though; a lot of people felt they had something in common with the disgraced teacher... Not to mention quite a few people in this town hate Kim Kardashian's guts so that just adds to it all...

"Look Craig let's just forget Mr Garrison.. Why don't we go do something? Like I'm really bored.." I heard myself muttering...
"Shit I guess a walk could do me good.." Craig mumbled quietly...
All we had to do was walk out my front door and already a huge mob had assembled making it's way to the centre of town...
"Eight, One, Six, Four, Help Mr Garrison sue that whore!" The mob chanted maniacally...
Wow the simplest of things in this town could just be blown so out of proportion you would assume lunacy... I mean this is madness! Kim Kardashian could wipe the floor with Mr Garrison I mean she can afford the best lawyers in LA but still everyone wants to make a huge deal out of it..

We decided to follow the mob into the centre of town.. The Mayor was stood with her aides trying to make sense of the whole situation...
"Look people.. I don't know what you want me to do! Half you want me to hang Mr Garrison and other half of you want me to go after two beloved stars!" The Mayor complained...
"Excuse me Mayor but in this town we look after our own! You gotta support Mr Garrison!" Randy Marsh exclaimed...
"Help Garrison? That man is a drunk and a pervert! Remind me why that man has been teaching our kids all these years?" Sheila Broflovski ranted..
Suddenly it all descended into a massive argument.. Me and Craig decided that we had seen enough...

We walked down to Stark's Pond; surely the only place in town where a huge drama isn't unfolding... It was nice to just sit and listen to nature... For someone like me who has a nervous disposition it does help a lot...
We just sat there admiring the sounds and the sights... Before you ask no we didn't make love.. It had been a way too crazy day to even think about stuff like that...
We just sat in the snow listening and looking; at last glad that we had some peace...

In the end I guess you gotta forge your own destiny, play all the cards in life...
I mean some people just get others to do it for them...
Me now that wouldn't be my thing; I like to feel in control.. Which is why I don't get how Mr Garrison can lengthen his already controversial case...

Day by day the vile nature of darkness, all around multiplies and blooms into a flower of treasure by which they all fill.
You can see the true nature of darkness in a situation like this...
Sooner or later it will just swallow you whole...
A dark murky void in the centre of the human soul...
People united can make the darknesss of their unity truly invisble and transparent...
You can read between the lines if you want; it wont offer no hope...

They say America is a free country, but if it were a free country, we would have no religious intolerence. There would be no racial hatred, no prejudice of any kind...
No matter how diverse we all become there will always be hatred and segregation...

Yet they make time for Mr Garrison and Kim Kardashian's little war... I mean you can marry a horse in 24 states, but not many people accept the sort of thing me and Craig do...
Not to mention the fact I'm a Witch.. I mean that would upset a lot of people...
I liked to just think over these things when I had the time; maybe the only thing within my soul that could keep me coherent and sane...
I want to see a world from the window, A world where nobody is hated for their beliefs or the one they love..
A world where those who have different religious opinions can live freely and in harmony with each other...
A world where crime and despicable acts are a thing of the past...

But we all know that's never gonna happen...
The human nature is far too set in stone...
Violence, Flesh, Money... The three ultimate evils...
God must be real crazy wanting to create a world like this one...

We live in a dark world indeed,, A cold selfish planet, A world full of lies, starvation and political corruption...
Craig thinks I'm crazy for thinking such things but I know it to be true...
Once you examine the Pyramid of Power you can just see it all...
You've got government at the top and those in the third world at the very bottom...

How can we strive for a resource based economy when the evil of money is so set in stone?
How can we make our world better when all we wanna do is play around on our iPhone's and make ourselves beautiful?
If I had a strong enough spell I would end it all I know that for sure...

Id rather live in my dream world, not the real world Id rather fall in love in my dream world, not the real world but thats my mistake, i fell in love in the real world...
I fell in love with somebody and just put all the other issues right at the back...
I wish I could help I feel so bad for all this avarice and apathy that exists on our planet right now...

Stark's Pond really is beautiful.. A field of dead flowers and ice, rousing under remnants of an ancient unforgotten dawn...
Me and Craig were sat just admiring each other.. Life itself in fact...
Just looking at the weak sunlight, the air and the company we both shared...
Its beauty is nothing I ve seen before in my entire life.. Just a quiet little place far away from the encumberment of human civilization...
even though it lost its color and beauty, it is still beautiful to me for I know it is the one place I can always be safe and alright...

"Tweekers I love you so much... Spending this time with you is real important to me.." Craig suddenly said, pulling me out of my thoughts...
"I adore you also! I so agree... You're important to me too.." I quickly muttered, hoping i got the words right...
We shared a tender loving kiss and just watched the sun and clouds move in the sky... That dark grey murky sky...

The age dawns, the weather fair, Nature warms, without a care, To the North, the winter's cold, A storm rages, from what I'm told...
The sun was there as always in the sky.. It's bright mystical beauty one that had trapped the souls of mortal men for generations...
Even I felt entranced by it's bright luminescent beauty... I was just another person living under that huge yellow orb...
See that golden hue, Burning in the west, it's dark yet vibrant beauty one that all can digress...
My dreams are with the ancient one.. The dense rays entering my mind and extracting all the sadness and leaving one thing behind; Hope...

Today my world forgot its inconceivable indisgression, Today I was allowed to see the sun, the sun I've missed for so long.
A sun that's shines brighter. Bright with the anicent knowledge that could destroy anything the human mind could come up with...
I looked into the ball of fire in the sky, I can see why people worshipped it.. Never mind KFC or Coca Cola the Sun is what you call an iconic trademark...
I just sat there with the love of my life staring off into the abyss...
The only thing keeping us grounded on Earth the constant reminder of any drama that could kick off in town this week...
Only in South Park could such things happen is all I'm gonna say...

A:N/ Well Garrison wants to take Kimmie to the Supreme Court? She took his jerb! Will Garrison get his revenge? Or Do the Kardashian-Jenners have something in mind for our favourite perverted teacher?
Find out next time you guys

Lots of kisses, hugs and lovee

Sally XOXOX