"Please," Edward snorted, his index finger gliding up the inseam of Bella's pants. "You totally have a thing for Robert Pattinson."

"Have you ever wondered why?" Bella murmured, bringing her mouth close to his ear. "He's so fucking sexy," she continued lowly as she traced a finger down his arm.

"Hmm," he hummed, her hot breath causing him to shiver.

"Besides," she teased. "You have a thing for Kristen Stewart," she winked and trailed her hand lower.

She could feel his grin against her neck and if their driver noticed how awfully silent they had become, he didn't mention it.