A/N: Over 200 reviews! I never ever thought I'd get that many, and I'm still shocked I managed to get past 100 XD thanks everyone xxx

-Jones. Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-

-Am I Bovered has entered the conversation-

-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-

-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-

-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-

-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-

-I love sex has entered the conversation-

Am I Bovered says- Yo martians and alien hunters!

Jones, Ianto Jones says- Hey guys, we all alright?

Here come the drums says- Yeah, I finally get to put my feet up!

I love sex says- Girls been having you run all over the place?

Timey Wimey Lord says- yeah, with feeding, changing, and just generally wanting attention

I love sex says - I've seen them though, they're adorable

Here come the drums says- Yeah, they can get anything they want, all they have to do is bat their eyes.

Jackie Chan says- The boy's will love them

Jones, Ianto Jones says- The boys won't be touching them till their at least twenty five.

Sexy Techie says- ohhh, protective big brother alert! ;D What are they up to now anyway?

Here come the drums says-They're in the study with the doctor.

Timey Wimey Lord say- Wait, what? I'm not in the study, I'm in the cafe down the road with the laptop! Where are you?

Here come the drums says- I told you, I was going to the library! wait... YOU LEFT OUR CHILDREN AT HOME ALONE?

Jackie Chan says- o.O uh oh.

Timey Wimey Lord says- I thought you said you had them!

Here come the drums says! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Jones, Ianto Jones says- DAD, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

-Triplets have entered the conversation-

Am I Bovered says- ... er...

Triplets says- erifdofrefjvkflrefgvlfde.r,;cdrle.,dfcvjhulwad daddy :)

Here Come The drums says- :O

Sexy Techie says- you don't think...

Jackie Chan says- but it's not possible! ...

Timey Wimey Lord says- ... is it?

Triplets says- rekodiflrjlfkflkesddeles ducky kejklrwlor3wlsdkermrkd

Jones, Ianto Jones says- ...I'm surprised you didn't expect this after the last time.

I love sex says- What last time?

Jones, Ianto Jones says- When I was a baby dad left me alone for like ten minutes and I'd managed to hack into the government

Here come the drums says- :') I was so proud :')

Jones, Ianto Jones says- All saxon/smith babies come out smart

Triplets- [res;dreklrdfdlesd yay!

Here Come The Drums says- Right, well I better go home and sort these three out

Triplets says- sdweskjeksol bottle :D

Here come the drums says- Yes yes yes, it's coming :) bye guys

Timey Wimey Lord says- yeah, I'm off too, I have some grovelling to do

-Here come the drums has left the conversation-

-Timey Wimey Lord has left the conversation-

-Triplets have left the conversation-

Sexy Techie Says- Bless them :')

Jackie Chan says- I know :) Even if the doctor can be a right twat some times

-Sexy Techie has left the conversation-

-Jackie Chan has left the conversation-

-I love sex has left the conversation-

-Am I Bovered has left the conversation-

(I'd just like to say at this point my brain completely fell apart. I couldn't think of anything. So I've thrown something together and hoped it's decent.)

Jones, Ianto Jones says- ...It's safe. I repeat, the coast is clear.

-Myfanwy has entered the conversation-

Myfanwy says- I thought they'd never leave!

Jones, Ianto Jones says- Yeah yeah yeah, enough of the chit chat, you got the goods?

Myfanwy says- Yeah... I had to to swim through waterfalls, have sex with a hippo and do things that NO pteranodon should ever have to do, but I've got it.

Jones, Ianto Jones says- The...

Myfanwy says- yes. The thing we've been waiting for for years...

Jones, Ianto Jones says- ...COFFEE FLAVOURED OREOS!

-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-

Jackie Chan says- Did I hear coffee flavoured oreos? Because you KNOW i'm allergic to those things Ianto.

Jones, Ianto Jones says- Uh, no Jack, I would NEVER dream of bringing them anywere near the hub

Jackie Chan says- Ok... well I'm going to finish my reports...

-Jackie Chan has left the conversation-

Myfanwy says- Phewww, close one.

-Am I Bovered has entered the conversation-

-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-

Timey Wimey Lord says- Hey guys.. what you up to..

Am I Bovered says- Listen, enough with the small talk, we heard you got coffee flavoured oreos, and we want in.

Timey Wimey Lord says- How did you manage to get them into the hub?

Myfanwy says- I snuck in, then Big C caught me.

Am I Bovered says- oooooh! How did you get out of that one?

Myfanwy says- I had to do something which may haunt me for the rest of my life... let's just say Mrs Myfanwy won't be very happy.

Jones, Ianto Jones says- OMFG!

Am I Bovered says- THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Myfanwy says- It was worth it. Now, let's tuck into the coffee oreo goodness!

-Jackie chan has entered the conversation-

Jackie Chan says- I definately heard it that time. Do you three have coffee oreos?

Timey Wimey Lord says- ...of course not!

Am I Bovered says- why don't you like them anyway?

Jackie Chan says- Because they give me rashes!

Timey Wimey Lord says- where?

Jones, Ianto Jones says- On him ars-

Jackie Chan says- On my CHEST Ianto remember? my CHEST

-Jackie Chan has left the conversation-

Am I Bovered says- Phew... another close call!

-I love sex has entered the conversation-

-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-

Sexy Techie says- We heard the news

I love sex says- Yeah, we want a share!

Jones, Ianto Jones says- Ok, do we all have one? Let's eat them all together now...

Sexy Techie says- three...

Timey Wimey Lord says- two...

I love sex says- one...

-Triplets have entered the conversation-

Triplets says- we're rerjerdflkejksd telling :D esfdedf

Jones, Ianto Jones says- ...

Myfanwy says- ... Oh fuck.

A/N: I'm gonna post this before I kill myself. Sorry guys. Much love xxx