My Little Pony: Friendship is a Bizarre Adventure

Part 3: ~Stardust Coachriders~

Episode IX: Judgement's Three Wishes, An Undying Flame In Their Hearts

The Red Sea. Every scuba diver of the world say, it is the most beautiful body of water in the world. The coasts from the East to West sides are red deserts, giving the sea it's name. No cities to pollute it, nor any rivers that flow into it. The Red Sea is as pristine as the ocean could possibly be. The reefs astounded the group as the schools of fish and other aquatic life flourished beneath then. This very sea was the last stretch between them and Egypt. Between them, and DIO. However Jotaro noticed something odd as Joseph sailed the ship.

"Grandad, everything alright? We're headed South, but Egypt is in the West. If anything, we're headed right for an island."

"There's someone we have to see. I can't say why though, just trust me on this."

Zecora looked at the island and became tense. Nervous even

"Mr. Old Man-"

"Even you're calling me that?"

"That is not our destination, he's not apart of our plan!"

"I still have to see him. I know enough of the history between you both to say, you can stay on the ship. You don't have ckme with us."

"..."

Her fists and teeth were clenched. Sweat poured down from her brows as she trembled slightly.

"... I shall follow you, perhaps it is better he see me instead of you."

No one had ever seen Zecora in such a way. Though only few weeks have passed, it was no secret that she was a strong woman in body, heart, and mind. To see her shake unnerved the others, who was this man they were seeking? They landed and found a pair of makeshift swings in between two palm trees, a strange but ruined slide that was poorly made to begim with, and even half of a set of monkey bars. Rainbow Dash raised a brow as she pointed at the set.

"Who'd make a something like a small playground a the way out here?"

"We made the swing, for the sake of entertaining ourselves, what sweet memories they bring."

"We? Wait... Did you and Avdol, grow up here? Then, is the man we're seeing...!?"

Jotaro then saw a pair of eyes from behind the bushes. A familiar piercing gaze, serious and stone cold. Or rather, burning furiously.

"Oi, get out here so we can see you, we're not here to bring trouble."

The figure stared at them, then darted away. Kakyoin's eyes widened as he saw them.

"I-I know those eyes! That whole figure is all too familiar! It can't be but...!"

They followed the man to a small hut with a chicken farm next to it. A man fed the chickens.

"Here you go, Miguel. Prince, quit being so greedy! Ah, but you are my favorite, there's clams in this one! All of you grow into nice, tasty, chickens now!"

He chuckled, unaware of the group's presence. Joseph looked to Zecora, who only nodded in silence. She approached the man's gate and knocked on it with a strange rhythm. The old man stopped dead in his tracks before sighing.

"Never come back means, you do not return for an eternity. That means forever."

"Papa, I-"

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!"

The man turned around, everyone taking a step back as Polnareff's eyes widened like dinner plates.

"A-Avdol!?"

"Every time someone, anyone comes, it's bad news! Bad news this, bad news that! No more! Leave me alone on this island! I won't listen to a single word! Not even from you, Adliah!"

She opened her mouth, but nothing came out.

"When you left, it was to be a doctor, to save lives! But I can tell you have blood on your hands! Stand Users always attract others, so just leave! All of you!"

He slammed the door behind him as he stormed off. Pinkie Pie looked at Joseph with a concerned expression.

"That wasn't Avdol, was it?"

"No. His father. Late in their teen years, he had moved himself and his two children in secret to this island. They left him behind for their future, and for his peace. I said nothing about this place in fear of DIO learning of this land... And disturbing his peace. Telling him of Avdol's death will be, difficult."

He looked to Polnareff and saw the despair in his face. Zecora placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Avdol's death cannot linger in your heart any longer, to forgive and forget, is one of humanity's greatest nature."

"It's still my fault... I've taken that responsibility."

He walked off alone. On the beach, he sat on the sand, pondering how in anyway to make up for the death of Avdol. Absorbed by his own lust for revenge, he had someone else pay the price. Then he saw an object washed ashore.

"Eh? What is that, looks like treasure..."

He picked it up and inspected it. A golden lamp, covered in moss and barnacles, yet still shone beautifully. On the side was a strange face engraved into it.

"What a weird item, but if I can get this sea crap off of it I can sell it for some money."

He rubbed the lamp. It began to glow and pour a strange mist. A mechanical humanoid appeared for a moment. It was Barrel-chested with massive shoulder pads; it had three fingers of a metallic sheen on its hands. A piece in the shape of a round helmet sat atop the left side of itsPolPol, It vanished in a blink of an eye. Rainbow Dash walked out from behind the bushes.

"Hey, PolPol, what was all that earlier? You know it's like, midnight right?"

"I... What came out of that lamp?"

"Me just walking into strange situations like this means Stand Attack. It had to happen at some point, alright where is he?"

"Dashie, I don't think it was-"

The being appeared behind Polnareff shrouded with an ethereal mist.

"THREE! YOU GET, THREE WISHES! NAME THEM NOW, MASTER!"

Polnareff summoned Silver Chariot, and threw a few swipes at it, only to be parried back by the sheer strength of the ghostly machine. Rainbow Dash sent Star Seraphim, yet she threw powerful kicks aimed specifically to blow the arms away, surprising the being as he sent back by a kick in between the eyes.

You're tough, but we're not in the mood for this right now!"

"YOU MISUNDERSTAND! I AM CAMEO! GENIE OF THAT LAMP! THAT MAN HAS FREED ME, SO HE GETS THREE WISHES!"

"Yeah right! Prove it then! Go on, PolPol, make a stupid wish!"

"Okay. I want to see Rainbow Dash's natural hair color."

She looked back with a face of disbelief, as Cameo simply tilted his head.

"THOUGH I AM CURIOUS, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! IS THAT YOUR FIRST WISH?"

"Of course not! That'll be my third, maybe. Make me rich! Money, gold, gems and treasure! It's simple and greedy, should be right up your alley!"

"[HAIL 2U]!"

Cameo shouted loudly before vanishing in a smokey puff. The sound of metal clanging together gained their attention. They found a vast amount of treasure. Golden coins,a royal sword and crown, gems that shone as brilliant as the Sun. Even the chest it was in was worth hundreds of thousands! Polnareff stepped away from it, cursing under his breath.

Are you mocking me!? What's your aim here?!"

"YOU FREED ME FROM MY LAMP!"

They looked up at the top of the palm tree, there sat Cameo.

"I'M WAITING FOR A SECOND WISH! TAKE YOUR TIME, DON'T THINK TOO HARD!"

Rainbow Dash folded her arms.

"How come I don't get a wish?"

"Rrgh... Hey! Cameo! Make me a manga artist, or an amazing animator, better than fucking Disney!"

"P-Polnareff, what're you talking about!?"

"Wait, mèrdè, you're right... I know! I want the perfect girlfriend! Better than fame and fortune combined!"

"PolPol I can't believe-"

"Sssshhhhhiiiit! Uh... Uhn... Can you... Bring back, the dead?"

"... Polnareff what're you getting at here?"

"I want you to bring back my sister, Sherry! And Avdol too while you're at it!"

"Polnareff! No one can bring back the dead!"

"Exactly. I've caught him in his own bullshi-"

"OKAY! THOSE ARE TWO WISHES, SO I'LL GRANT THEM ONE AT A TIME! [HAIL 2U!]"

Another puff of magical a smoke. Rainbow Dash and Polnareff heard rustling in the bushes, then sonething being dug.

What... What's your game, CAMEO!?"

"Polnareff, wait!"

He ran off into the tropical forest, Rainbow Dash torn between going after him, or going for help. Polnareff found a small hole resembling a body. As he ventured on, he heard a girl sobbing softly.

"N... No... It, can't be..."

"... Ooh... Oooh... Please... Don't come closer... I'm hideous... Incomplete..."

The crescent moon shone brightly over the land, clouds rolled away to reveal the bare back of a woman. Sherry, Polnareff's sister.

"A-Ah... Sherry..."

"Don't... You'll hate me..."

"I could never hate you!"

She ran into a field if tall grass, birds flying away from the commotion as Polnareff gave chase. He stopped as he saw one bird nest. The bodies had been bitten and chewed up. As if a wild animal tore them apart.

"What the fuck!? Sh-Sherry! Sherry wait, please it's dangerous out here! I'll protect you this time!"

He found her again by a lone tree. Sobbing, yet turned to the side. Half of her face visible.

"It... It is you... Ma chère petite sœur ... Oh Dieu merci. Dieu merci!"

"Vous me haïr . S'il vous plaît ne pas ... je vous en prie .Don't come closer..."

"I COULD NEVER HATE YOU! Please... Please Sherry... I miss you..."

He too was now in tears. He took careful steps closer to her.

"Pol... You, said you hated me, when I fed your fish to the housecat."

"That was then, when we were kids, I've always loved you!"

"... Uhn... Always...?"

"One of us had to die, I should've been the one to die to ... Not you. Not anyone else."

"Uhn... Hnn..."

"S-Sherry. I'm here... Don't be sad. I won't let you be hurt anymore."

"Pol... I'm happy... So happy you're here."

She turned to show her rotted eye with a feral snarl.

"I CAN NOW EAT YOU, BROTHER!"

She leapt at him tearing out a piece of his shoulder and nearly tore his throat out. Just barely missing with a swipe.

"Ack! Ch... Chari..."

Silver Chariot appeared, yet simply floated there, frozen in place. Polnareff was to blame as even now, he swore he'd die before he offended or harmed his sister in anyway. She threw herself into the tall grass anyways, like a wildcat on the hunt.

"... I didn't want to bite you... But, if I eat your flesh, I can return whole... I love you Pol, I died for you, my death gave your strength... Now, can I have, your life?"

"... Hah... Hah..."

Polnareff had to think. He couldn't believe it but, was he willing to let his sister eat him alive? Now it was he who was torn. He had to act fast.

"C-CAMEO!"

"Nyyyeeeeh, wha's up Cheesedude."

Tears flowed down his eyes as he struggled just to say the words. But it had to be done, the dead were are meant to rest.

Send my sister back into the Earth! That's my last wish... That's my, last, wish."

"How bout no~?"

"WHAT!?"

"I AM a Stand, Cheesedude. [Judgement]! That is my Tarot Card! My ability is to grant the wishes of my target, and use the dirt of the earth to have it come true! The thing is, with each wish, they open their hearts and unknowingly create their own oath to defeat! The light of your heart, just the impossible desire if having back what is lost forever, it took over and now look where you are! By the way, Avdol was your third wish so~! [HAIL 2U]!"

Polnareff heard heavy breathing behind him. As he turned, he saw the nightmare. Avdol, cracked like a broken statue with tattered robes and a rotted eye. He clawed at Polnareff's chest and threw him ino the ground with a heavy thud. Sherry shot out of the grass and began to gnaw down on Polnareff's thigh as Avdol held him down, chewing on his bicep. Polnareff laid there screaming at first, but going limp. No one was going to save him. He went too deep into the island. He had caused everyone around him nothing but headaches and trouble. Maybe... It was better this way. That was before he noticed two Avdols. The pain was there, but nothing was eating him. There had been a bright light and a thunderous boom. He wiped his eyes and saw a miracle. Avdol held and broke the entire forearm of the dead one. A lightning bolt had struck Cameo from above. Rainbow Dash stood behind Avdol as he summoned Magician's Red, baptizing the fake with his righteous fire.

"I have learned in my many days, that the only way to defeat decite, is to burn it! Hmph. You two. Always make me save you. No matter what situation it is."

"Y-You're! MOHAMMED AVDOL! ! !"

Avdol and Rainbow Dash both mimicked a lighter with their thumbs and click of their tongues. He then brought his hand down as they both shouted.

"Tch! Tch! YES, I AM!" "Tch! Tch! YES, HE IS!"

"B-BUT! HOW!?"

Avdol shrugged and pointed to the sky.

You should be worried, your judgement is coming from above."

Rainbow Dash grinned wickedly as she pointed at Cameo.

"Hell awaits you for your sins! You know what that means, right? Hell 2 U!"

Cameo's Stand, Judgement, was struck by several lightning bolts. However he shrugged it off.

"U-Ugh... What a frightening Stand. But I am much more stronger. Say, Avdol, Rainboob. I'll give you both a special offer. You get three wishes to share with! Have fun figuring that out!"

They smiled as Magician's Red sent a furious kick to Cameo's head, blazing wildly. He blocked with ease, but his armor, in fact his whole arm Jade been destroyed. Even pieces of his head melted away. Cameo let out a shrill, fear-filled shriek.

"Our first wish..."

"Is to hear you scream in pain!"

"Our second wish..."

Magician's Red created a fire wire and strangled Cameo with it, the eyes popping from the heat, and was lifted in the air as a much more powerful lightning bolt near destroyed his chest.

"Is to hear you scream in fear! And our third wish, Avdol? You ready?"

"Hm! Our third wish!"

Magician's Red spun a few times to gain momentum, and threw Cameo in the air. It flew up with him, a fist swallowed in fierce fire, as Star Seraphim flew straight down. The the two met at Cameo, Magician's Red punching the back as Star Seraphim sent a heel kick filled with lightning at the chest.

"Is To Hear You Cry In Regret!" "Is To Hear You Cry In Regret!"

Judgement exploded in a brilliant light, the two Stands met back to back before vanishing. Rainbow Dash began to shout in victory was shushed by Avdol.

"That Stand was powerful, strong and fast, so the User is very close."

The three of them searched the area carefully. They found a strange bamboo straw sticking out of the ground. At that moment, Sherry lunged out of the dark, aiming to rip Rainbow Dash's head clean off. However, Silver Chariot stabbed her clean through the heart. As she fell back, Polnareff caught his sister. He had killed her again... But, this wasn't her. This wasn't his sister. At that moment, Polnareff had finally forgave himself for his greatest failure.

"Sherry... Goodbye."

"... Thank you, for being a good brother."

She smiled before crumbling apart into dirt. Although a fake, she was a reflection of the weakness of his heart, his overwhelming guilt. With this gone, even the copy found peace. Polnareff eyes narrowed at the bamboo straw.

"I hate this guy so much... I want to put things down that straw, but he'll just blow it away! Or worse, he may try to escape!"

"... Hey guys, wanna see a cool trick?"

Rainbow Dash pulled out one of the rare cigarettes and held it up to Avdol. He lit it with his thumb and raised a grow as she began to smoke it.

"Ugh... Gross. I'm dropping this thing the first chance I get, but I wanna give this guy something special."

The puff of smoke she huffed became thicker, soon bolts could be seen coursing through it. The cloud floated down into the straw before loud screaming echoed from the ground. The straw glowed dimly.

"Okay I might keep these, that was cool."

The real Cameo dug himself out of the ground, clearly suffering from an intense shock therapy session. He wore scuba goggles and a diver outfit from the waist down.

"P-PLEASE! FORGIVE ME! I BEG OF YOU!"

Avdol shook his head.

"Hah, pathetic. I'll consider something if you grant me a fourth and final wish!"

"Anything!"

"My fourth wish. Is that none of your wishes cone true. [Magician's Red] will not forgive you."

Cameo sat there on his knees, unconscious as he was blasted by a burst of flames. Rainbow Dash and Polnareff then tackled Avdol in a hug.

"Mèrdè Avdol! I-I can't believe it! I thought you died for sure!"

How'd you even survive something like that!? You were shot twice, stabbed in the back, and even had your chest all cut up!"

He chuckled and lifted the headband he now wore. An ugly scar from the bullet Hol Horse shot was there.

"When I was stabbed by , I had leaned back as a response to the pain. The bullet never hit my brain and barely scraped my skull. As for the second bullet, it passed through my body without hitting a single vital organ. Even as deep as they were, my ribs had protected my internal organs from the attack. It was sheer luck that I survived... Or perhaps, fate gas more in store, for Mohammed Avdol."

"We've got to tell everyone!" "We've got to tell everyone!"

Polnareff and Rainbow Dash dragged Avdol back to the boat. The group was ready to search for them, but were surprised by Polnareff's wounds. Avdol his behind the bushes as a surprised. Pinkie Pie began to use her Hamon Breathing on Polnareff.

"What in the crispy mackerel of this very ocean happened to you, PolPol!?"

"Who cares about my wounds-"

"I think I'm the only one."

"Shut up, mèmè! You'll never guess who me and Dashie ran into!"

Rainbow Dash snickered as she stomped the cigarette out.

"I doubt even your Pinkie Sense can tell this one!"

"See, now you've gone and did it now. Your next lines are, 'Ta Da~! It's Avdol! The, Mohammed Avdol! He's back everyone!', right?"

Avdol casually walked out and past Rainbow Dash and Polnareff, despite them both posing ecstatically.

"Ta Da~! It's Avdol! The, Mohammed Avdol! He's back everyone!" "Ta Da~! It's Avdol! The, Mohammed Avdol! He's back everybody!"

The two blinked for a moment and waited for reaction. Joseph shrugged and lifted a bag of heavy luggage.

"Neat. Let's go. By the way, how're those stab wounds, Avdol?"

"Nothing to worry about Mr. Joestar."

"Thank God you're not calling me Old Man like everyone else. I missed having and giving respect."

Jotaro gave Avdol an upnod.

"Been two crazy weeks with you gone. Nice to have you back."

"Likewise, Jotaro. I can assume your Stand has made significant growth."

Kakyoin approached him with a smile.

"Are you sure you don't want help with those bags, Mr. Avdol?"

"A kind gesture friend, but I do need to exercise my body. Hohohoho!"

Pinkie Pie offered Avdol a hand to shake with. He took it and was lifted off the ground in a hug.

"Ooh! I'm so glad you're back! It's finally like a full family now!"

"Hahahaha! M-Ms. Pie please! Or is it, Nana, now?"

"Your words, not mine!"

She let him down as Rainbow Dash finally snapped out of her dazed stupor.

"What the Hell!? A dead guy is alive and well, and you guys literally just shrug!? What's your damage!?"

Zecora pulled at Avdol's ear and spoke in a stern, motherly tone.

"Avvy! You shouldn't strech yourself already!"

"Agh! Yes, sister..."

"I shall take the luggage, you tell those two what is our, damage."

Joseph chuckled at the sight before turning to Rainbow Dash and Polnareff.

"Yeah. We lied about Avdol."

Avdol nodded and pointed to his scar underneath the headband.

"I had called Zecora much earlier, she was to join us at the hotel after dinner, but when I awoke in the hospital... I had no choice. I rested and healed in India, and had caught up with you all in the past three days."

Polnareff looked around surprised.

"You all knew?!"

Kakyoin nodded.

"You two talk so loudly about everything everywhere. In fact, I was the one who noted to not tell either of you.

Polnareff and Rainbow Dash almost fell from shock. The worst part of it all was they knew how right they were to keep this a secret. Well, one was sure for the other. Then Polnareff turned on a heel.

"Wait! Your father should know that you're alive!"

"Polnareff, that was me. I just grew a small beared and dyed my hair."

He fell to the ground and pounded at the sand like a baby in a tantrum.

"After everything we've been through, you guys pull this kind of shit on me and Dashie!?"

Josep simply nodded.

"Yep. Not like we dont trust you, just not with any vital secrets. I could tell you all about how Pinkie and I kamikazed an immortal Mayan god into a volcano. That's where I lost my arm even!"

Pinkie Pie snickered and pulled out both the Red Stone, and her Element of Harmony, Laughter.

"We didn't even plan for all that! We just got lucky with these!"

A bronze blur came down past them all with a chilly gust of wind. As it passed, both the Red Stone and the Element of Harmony were out of sight.

"... Whoops. I-I guess Lisa Lisa was still right about keeping important stuff on me!"

Rainbow Daah dropped her jaw and fell back into the sand.

"We got Avdol back, then lost an Element of Harmony, that's only fair... Who even was that?"

Jotaro took out a pair of binoculars and used Star Platinum to enhance his vision.

"Oh. It's that feathered bitch from Singapore."

"Gilda!?"

"I guess."

"Well, what're we waiting for!? If she's all the way out here, then DIO knows! He knows Avdol's alive!"

Joseph folded his arms with a grunt.

"I've seen what those gems can do, in His bloodly claws, they'll be misused! Avdol, you got that submarine I asked you to get?"

"With the fake I.D., it was easy. There it is now."

A large submarine surfaced from the waters. Jotaro grinned as he looked it up and down.

"This trip just got fun."