Watson frowned at Wordwielder. "Don't publish that. I don't need the entire fanfiction world exposed to my psyche."

Holmes laughed. "Everyone writes about my psyche."

Wordwielder shrugged. "It's fun, okay?" She added, "You know, experts think you had mental disorders. Maniac-depressive disorder, or Asperger's, and the whole distrust/dislike of women is because of PTSD from a bad thing in your childhood, probably a family trauma. Or, you know, all of them."

"You know too much about us," Holmes muttered.

"I DO NOT!" Wordwielder protested loudly.

Watson was giving his friend a peculiar look. "You have symptoms of all of those…"

Holmes glared at Wordwielder. "Thank you. The doctor will be subjecting me to terrible mental health tests because of you."