Disclaimer: I will be doing the disclaimer for a bit sense everyone else is saving the Earth so, I do not own DBZ or SM, but I'm proud to own this story.
Chi-Chi watched in tears as her husband laced up his boots, getting ready to leave. The day had finally arrived- the Cell Games were here. He gave her a hug and a kiss.
"Well," Goku said. "I'd better go get Gohan." Gohan had remained at Kami's Lookout, hanging out with Dende and the others until the day of the tournament.
"Please, be careful," said Chi-Chi. "Promise me that nothing will happen to Gohan. I'd prefer it if he didn't fight, but I know how he is."
"We'll be fine," said Goku. "After this, we'll have another party to celebrate." He raised his fingers to his forehead and vanished.
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Gohan and the others looked up when they saw Goku appear. "Today's the day," he said, excited to finally see if everything he'd done over the time was enough to save the planet. "Where's Vegeta?" he asked, noticing that the Saiyan Prince wasn't present.
"He went on ahead," said Rini who was in Gohan's trying to fight back the tears.
"I see," said Goku. "He must be pumped up from all his training. So, what level is he at?"
Nobody responded, all staring at the ground. "What's with the silent treatment?" asked Goku. "Anybody want to explain?"
"Goku," said Krillin. "We seem to have a bit of a snag here. It's about the Dragon. Dende made it so that all the people killed by Cell can be brought back with one wish. But unlike on Namek, this Dragon can't restore life to anyone who's died before."
"I'm sorry," said Dende, bowing his head. "I should have told you before I made it, Goku."
"Hey, guys, don't worry!" said Goku. "Nothing's going to happen. He's not going to beat us, guys. In any case, we'd better get going, or else we're going to be late." Gohan fave Rini one last hug.
The group of warriors shot into the sky, flying towards the Cell Games, where the fate of the universe would be decided.
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"Here we are just twenty minutes away from the start of the Cell Games," said a reporter who was on scene at the Cell Games, cowering out of sight on a cliff. "And, by the looks of it, no one's showed up to watch for fear of their lives. As you can see, Cell continues to stand in the center of the ring without moving a muscle. And with not a lot of time left until the opening bell, we're still awaiting the arrival of the people's champion, Hercule Satan."
Just then, there was a significant amount of dust being blown into the air from an approaching car. "Wait a minute," said the reporter, noticing the car. "It looks like someone's coming!"
The door to the car opened, and Mr. Satan stepped out. "Ladies and Gentlemen!" screamed the reporter, "Mr. Satan is here!"
Mr. Satan looked up at the reporter and gestured for him to come down. "What's he doing?" asked the reporter to the cameraman. "He wants us to go down there?" Mr. Satan nodded. "Yes... well... all right!" The reporter and cameraman made their way off the cliff.
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Goku and the others caught sight of two people hovering in mid-air, waiting for them.
"It's Tien and Yamcha!" said Gohan, recognizing them. The two fell into formation with the rest of the group.
"Nice to see you guys," said Goku.
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Just as the reporter reached the ring, he, Mr. Satan, the cameraman, and Cell caught sight of an approaching speck.
"Ah, Vegeta," said Cell. "I thought you would have learned by now."
Sure enough, it was the Saiyan Prince, who set down on the outside of the ring.
After staring at Vegeta for a few moments, the reporter shook himself and raised his microphone. "It appears we have another visitor. But I don't recognize him. He just came... flying in here unexpectedly."
"One of Cell's tricks," said Mr. Satan. "He defeated the Royal Army by planting bombs beforehand. I know all about his tricks."
"I'm not sure what he's doing here, so let's go ask him!" The reporter ran up to Vegeta. "Sir, who are you, and what are you doing here? And if you've just come to watch... back away from the ring before you get hurt!"
"Quiet," said Vegeta. "I've had enough of your insolence. Get out of my face."
The reporter moved back to Mr. Satan. "If you ask me, that guy's totally nuts! Have any thoughts, champ?" he asked Mr. Satan.
"Uh, well," said Mr. Satan, "he's probably just one of my fanatical fans."
The reporter checked his watch. "Ladies and gentlemen, we are just five minutes away from the Cell Games that will decide the fate of the Earth! As expected, only Mr. Satan has stepped forward to challenge Cell, but what more do we really need when we've got the World Champion of Martial Arts? Coming up, it's the fight of the century-"
He was distracted by a second figure flying up. It was Android 16, fully repaired, and improved. The Red Ribbon insignia on his armor had been covered up by a Capsule Corp. Logo.
"Wh.. where are they all coming from?" asked the reporter, bewildered.
"Uh, it's another one of those tricks!" said Mr. Satan.
"Well, what a surprise," said Cell to 16. "Android 16. You're still alive and kicking! And with beautiful repairs, no less."
Bulma and her father made that android just as powerful as before! thought Vegeta. What idiots.Why did they even bother?
"Cell just said something to the red haired guy," said the reporter. He turned to Mr. Satan. "Do you think those two know each other?"
"Who cares?" asked Mr. Satan. "You can tell by his outfit he's a nobody."
Cell turned to face a different direction. Smirking, he said, "Ah, there you are, Goku. And just in time. I can hardly wait."
Seven specks appeared in the sky, five glowing white, two glowing gold. "Keep... it... rolling," said the reporter to the cameraman, as they watched the group land behind Vegeta.
"Welcome, welcome everyone!" said Cell, smiling.
Why did they have to come? thought Vegeta.
"How..." asked the reporter. "How is it physically possible for all of them to fly?"
"I guess that trick's very... popular today," said Mr. Satan, sweating.
The cameraman pivoted to track Android 16 as he approached the fighters. "Android 16!" exclaimed Krillin. "You're back!"
"Yes, and thank you," said the android, smiling. "Thanks to your help, I am at last fully functional again."
Goku approached 16 and held out his hand. "My name is Goku," said the Saiyan.
"I know your name," said 16. "I was created for the purpose of destroying you, though I have chosen not to."
"Ladies and gentlemen," said the reporter once again. "I'm not sure what to make of all these newcomers! I must say it's v-e-ery intriguing!"
"Hey," said Mr. Satan," don't forget about me!"
"Okay then" said Goku, cracking his knuckles. "Let's get this thing started, and if you want, I'll be first. What do you say, Vegeta?"
"Be my guest," said Vegeta. "We all know it will be me who ends up finishing off Cell."
"HEY!" shouted Mr. Satan. "DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE CHAMP AROUND HERE!"
He seems more like an attention-craving loudmouth, thought Gohan to himself, taking an instinctive dislike towards the man.
The reporter approached Goku. "Excuse me, sir," he said, "but I was just wondering if you or your friends were going to take part in the tournament?"
"Of course," said Goku. "I'll be going first."
"I've had about enough of you clowns!" shouted Mr. Satan, running forward and shoving the reporter out of the way. "And your stupid jokes! Now clear out of here before I get angry!"
"Don't blow a vein," said Gohan, disliking the man more and more with every word he said. He and his father never sought glory- but this man loved it, and would do anything for it. Gohan couldn't respect that.
Mr. Satan drew back in surprise at being talked to like that by a little kid. He started laughing. "I'm sorry, I forgot. You ignorant hicks have spent your whole lives playing banjo in the woods, so you don't realize that I, Hercule Satan, am the MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"
The Z-Fighters just stared at Mr. Satan, all of them beginning to share Gohan's instinctive dislike towards the man.
"And the other challengers have been left totally speechless," said the reporter. "By the one and only MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION OF THE-" He was cut off by the fact that he'd leaned too far over the edge of the ring, and smashed into the ground.
"Okay," said Mr. Satan. "Seeing as how you don't know who I am, I'll show you." He hopped out of the ring and pulled a boulder out of the ground, smashing it over his head. "Now who rules?" he taunted.
"Champion of all Martial Arts in the world!" shouted the reporter, "MR. SATAN!" He began chanting Mr. Satan, but stopped when everybody just stared at him like he was an idiot. "They... they aren't buying it at all!" he said to Mr. Satan.
"Let him go first," whispered Gohan to his father. "The only way we'll be able to convince him otherwise is to hurt him, and it'll be good for his ego."
"You think we should?" replied Goku.
"It's time," said Cell suddenly. "Who will be the first to challenge?"
Mr. Satan stepped forward. "You're looking at him. Let's get it on!" He reached up, beginning to untie the rope on his cape.
"There's just no trying to stop him, Goku," said Krillin. "He just won't listen."
"I've gotta try," said Goku. He turned to the ring. "Listen, Mr. Satan. If you fight Cell you're going to get killed."
The reporter and Mr. Satan looked at each other, shrugging. "Okay, Lionel," said the reporter to his cameraman. "Get a close up of the guy with the big hair."
"Right," said the cameraman, pivoting to face Goku.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said the reporter, "moments ago this long-haired guy had the audacity to tell the people's hero, Hercule Satan, to back down from the tournament! Imagine telling the Martial Arts Champion of the World he was going to be beaten! Having followed Mr. Satan's amazing career over the years, I have one question to ask this know-it-all brat. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
"If that doofus wants to fight Cell first, then let him," said Krillin. "If he packs it in, we can just revive him with the Dragon Balls."
"It'll be good for his ego," repeated Gohan. "It's completely out of control."
"Well there seems to be no other choice," said Goku. He gave Mr. Satan the thumbs up.
"They've finally decided not to interfere," said the reporter. "And for those of you watching this unfold, you've got to be ecstatic."
"Let's go!" shouted Mr. Satan, assuming a fighting stance.
"It looks like our hero is ready to fight! It's hard to believe that Mr. Satan's iron hands are finally going to have their revenge on Cell for what he's done to the people of Earth! In mere moments, it will all be over, so don't you dare blink an eye!"
Mr. Satan charged at Cell, delivering a kick to the android's head. Cell didn't even blink or move a millimeter.
"I can't believe it!" shouted the reporter as Mr. Satan launched a flurry of punches at Cell. "Mr. Satan is absolutely amazing! The man never rests! He just keeps on attacking! Look at his speed, his agility! It's a veritable ballet of punches! He's too fast for Cell to even fight back! This is amazing!"
"And now for my finish!" shouted Mr. Satan. Cell finally got tired of the man and backhanded him out of the ring and into a cliff.
"To be honest, Gohan," said Krillin to the half-Saiyan, "I was cheering for Cell to win that little scrap."
"Look, he survived," said Piccolo. "I guess Cell didn't want to waste any energy on that weakling."
"He... he landed outside the ring," said the reporter, his eyes wide. "That means... our hero... has lost... the battle..."
"So," said Cell, turning to the Z-Fighters. "Let's get the tournament underway. Who will be first? Will it be you, Goku, who starts things off?"
"Let's do it," said Goku, entering the ring.
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Cell smiled as he watched Goku make his way to the side of the ring opposite him.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said the reporter, shaking with fear, "our last hope rested upon the shoulders of Mr. Satan. But now that he's lost, does this mean... we're all doomed?"
"This should be good," said Gohan, watching his father walk across the ring.
"Yeah," agreed Krillin.
Alright, Kakarot, thought Vegeta. It's time to see what you can do.
"As I'm sure you know by now," said Cell, assuming a fighting stance, "I've been waiting for this. Killing the helpless quickly grows old. I'm counting on you for amusement while I test my body."
"I hear you're designed to use all of our techniques against us," said Goku, assuming his own stance.
"Perfection."
The cameraman turned as he noticed Mr. Satan making his way over to them. "Mr. Satan!" exclaimed the reporter, running over to the champion. "May I ask what happened to you there in the ring?"
"Hey, it's no big deal," said Mr. Satan. "I just lost my footing. When you've got the kind of power I have, the smallest slip will send you flying for miles."
"Huh," said the reporter, doubtful. "Is that a fact?"
"It is a fact!" screamed Mr. Satan. "But don't worry. Once I take a short break, relace my boots, I'll get back in there and squash that freak! Now who rules?"
"That ridiculous man hasn't realized his weakness," said Vegeta, staring at Mr. Satan. "His stupidity is beyond belief!"
So this is it, thought Trunks, his attention still fixed on the fight. Now we'll see why Goku's been acting so confident all this time.
"If you're just tuning in," the reporter was saying to the camera, "I have great news! Just moments ago Mr. Satan confided in me that he simply lost his footing in the ring. So once he ties his shoes, he'll be back for more! In the meantime we might as well get another preliminary bout over with. This time Cell's challenger will be the cocky guy with the big hair! But don't go too far away from your sets, folks, because this little skirmish shouldn't take long!"
What is with that guy? thought Gohan, glancing at Mr. Satan. He has people wrapped around his finger. Didn't they just see how he got defeated in one hit?
"In my professional opinion," continued the reporter, "this could get pretty ugly for the guy. Hercule, any comments on the fight? Or, maybe some advice for the challenger?" He held his microphone up to Mr. Satan.
"Just by looking at the runt," said Mr. Satan, "all I can say is he better have a stretcher and an ambulance standing by!"
"Goku is just awesome!" said Yamcha, watching Goku.
"His form is flawless," said Tien.
"Just look at him," said Krillin. "He's standing right in front of Cell like it's just another day at the beach."
"Yeah," said Piccolo. "It would almost appear as if he's enjoying the moment."
"With all this new control over Super Saiyan," said Trunks, "he's by far the best chance this planet has."
Vegeta glanced over at Gohan, who was staring at the ring, an intent expression on his face, watching every move Cell made. He must be analyzing Cell's forms for weaknesses, thought Vegeta. If Kakarot fails, he thinks he's the best shot this planet has. Vegeta turned his attention back to the fight.
"Ding," said Cell. Goku launched himself at the android, launching a kick at his head. Cell blocked it, then blocked the punch Goku threw.
Goku leapt over Cell's attempt to sweep his legs out from under him. Flipping backwards, he disappeared. Cell ducked under the kick that Goku launched at him, reappearing behind him. Goku sent an elbow, but Cell caught it, and Goku launched himself away again.
Landing on the other side of the ring, Goku shot towards Cell. Launching a wave of attacks, the android managed to dodge or block all of them, then delivered a shot right to Goku's face. Goku brought his foot up and kicked Cell in the face. The two landed, facing each other.
Gohan glanced over at Mr. Satan and the news crew, and was relatively pleased to see that the cocky champion's jaw was hanging loose, as he stared in shock at the fight. The reporter and cameraman both had the same expression of disbelief.
"Their strength appears to be equal," said Android 16, getting a reading on the fighters.
"And so far it looks like neither of them are even short of breath," said Yamcha.
"The... challenger seems to be stronger than we thought," said the reporter, wiping his face with a towel. "Now with his expert analysis, here's Mr. Satan." He held the microphone up to Mr. Satan, who didn't say anything, his jaw still dropped. "Uh, your thoughts?"
Mr. Satan snapped out of his trance. "I think it's a... good fight... and I could beat both of with one hand tied behind my back?" he said, more of a question than a statement. He laughed falsely.
Goku blocked a kick from Cell then launched himself into the air, disappearing. Mr. Satan and the reporter looked around for him, unable to follow his movements.
Cell blocked a few punches and kicks that seemed to come out of nowhere. Goku launched himself backwards, reappearing, getting himself out of the line of a punch that Cell threw.
Goku shot at Cell, throwing a punch. Cell blocked it, only it wasn't a punch- it was an after-image, and Goku punched the unsuspecting Cell a moment later, knocking the android to the edge of the ring. He kicked Cell, sending the android flying backwards.
"He's out!" shouted Krillin as Cell plummeted towards the ground. Unfortunately, the android caught himself a moment later, hovering back into the ring.
"Sorry," said Cell to Goku, "but did you think you'd defeated me?"
"I won't fall for your cheap pranks," said Goku. "I knew all along that it wouldn't be that easy to take you out, Cell."
"I thought it would be appropriate to play a little joke, since you aren't fighting me seriously."
"Hey, you're holding back as well."
"Little by little I shall reveal to you the perfect power that lies within me."
"Bring it on," said Goku, assuming a fighting stance. The two stared off for a few moments.
"You seem to be enjoying yourself," said Cell finally. "Very much. I'm not surprised. As a Saiyan, fighting is all you live for."
"Are you saying you're any different?" asked Goku.
Cell chuckled. "That depends on who I'm fighting." He began walking towards Goku.
"Well then. I'll try not to disappoint you." Cell shot at Goku, who ducked under the punch and attempted to trip the android. The two phased out of sight.
"Where'd they go?" asked the reporter, once again unable to follow the movements of Cell and Goku. The two reappeared occasionally inside the ring. Finally, they took to the skies, trading flurries of blows.
"I've never seen anything like this," said the reporter, not thinking to look upwards. "They keep disappearing."
"It's just a cheap optical illusion," said Mr. Satan tepidly. "I've seen it before, see. It's all done with mirrors."
"Their speed!" said Yamcha, his eyes flickering back and forth, watching the fight. "It's incredible!"
"I can't keep up!" said Tien, his three eyes tracking the action.
If you think that's fast, thought Vegeta, wait until you see me.
The two suddenly reappeared behind the Z-Fighters, Goku launching punch after punch at Cell, who blocked every one. They vanished again.
"It looks like those two are at it again!" said the reporter.
"This is just what gives fighting a bad name," said Mr. Satan.
The two reappeared high over the ring, grappling with each other. Goku kicked Cell in the stomach, sending him flying upwards. Phasing out, he reappeared behind Cell, elbowing him towards the ring.
The two reappeared, Cell launching waves of punches at Goku, knocking him towards the edge of the ring.
"It looks like Cell's taken control!" said Trunks, watching as Goku drew closer and closer.
"But why isn't dad taking this seriously?" asked Gohan.
"What?" asked Trunks, shocked.
Well well, thought Vegeta. Just as I thought. Kakarot and Cell are simply having sport with one another.
Cell launched one final punch in an attempt to knock Goku out of the ring, but it passed only through an after-image. Cell smirked, turning around and facing Goku. "Oh, you're good," said the android. "But I suppose that was a good enough warm-up."
"Yeah," said Goku.
Mr. Satan's jaw dropped again. "That was just their warm-up?" asked the reporter, disbelieving.
"Well," said Krillin, "it looks like they're ready to get down to it for real."
He's just as strong as I imagined, thought Goku. That means I've got to be on edge. One slip... and it's all over.
Goku crossed his arms and began powering up, his aura flaring around him, sending the reporter and Mr. Satan into shock.
"What power!" said Yamcha.
"That's for sure!" said Tien.
"That's incredible!" said Trunks.
"I... can't believe this is happening!" said Piccolo.
Goku raised his hands in the air, a tremendous wind blowing from him, sending some of the Z-Fighters a few inches backwards, and blowing the news crew and Mr. Satan backwards.
That's it, Goku, thought Cell. Show me the power of a true Super Saiyan.
Goku's body was glowing golden with power, his aura still flaring around him.
The reporter sat up and looked around. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, realizing he was still broadcasting, "I cannot believe what just happened! I've never seen anything quite like it. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it! Could it be an optical illusion?" He took off his glasses and wiped them off on his towel. "He can't really be glowing- yep, he's glowing, alright! My friends, could this newcomer be battery powered or does he possess some sort of other worldy power that you and I can't possibly comprehend?"
"Ha!" said Mr. Satan, sitting up. "It's a trick! Yeah!"
Cell smiled and began powering up. The results were the same as when Goku powered up, just windy the entire time instead of at the end.
"What's happening out there?" asked the reporter, sitting up yet again. "Cell is glowing just like the other guy!"
"I tell you, it's gotta be some kind of trick!" said Mr. Satan.
The two shot at each other, moving all around the ring in a flash, trading blows at incredible speeds.
Come on, Goku, thought Trunks. You can't let Cell win. You're the only one who can beat him now.
Cell is all over the place, thought Tien. Goku doesn't have a chance.
"Oh, man," said Krillin. "Cells... good."
Goku has lost his advantage, thought Piccolo.
Goku was on the defensive, Cell throwing punches that the Saiyan barely managed to dodge or block, being forced backwards.
"Wow," said Krillin. "They're fast. Look at them go." Vegeta gritted his teeth, unable to believe the two's power.
Try harder, dad, thought Gohan. I know you can do it.
"Do not adjust your television sets!" shouted the reporter into his microphone as the cameraman swung about randomly trying to follow the fight. "These two fighters really are moving faster than the human eye can see!" He lowered his microphone and turned to Mr. Satan. "Say, champ. These guys aren't amateurs, are they?"
Goku blocked a punch from Cell, but the android kept pushing, Goku sliding towards the edge of the ring. Cell drew his fist back and punched Goku in the face multiple times. Goku dropped onto his back and kicked Cell in the stomach, sending him flying into the air.
Goku phased out of sight, reappearing behind Cell, and throwing a punch at the androids back. Cell phased out of sight, avoiding the blow. He reappeared behind Goku, attempting to hammer the Saiyan into the ground, but Goku dodged. The two began darting across the sky in an attempt to hit the other.
Goku reappeared, delivering a direct blow to Cell's face. Cell disappeared, moving so fast it appeared there were four of him, and suddenly reappeared above Goku, smashing him towards the ground.
Goku stopped himself two feet from touching dirt and shot back up to face Cell.
"You almost fell out of the ring," said Cell, smiling. "If you had, I would have been declared the winner of this little match of ours. Is the match too hard for you? Should I make it easier? Perhaps this will make it a little more interesting." He raised one hand and pointed it towards the ring.
"Wait!" said Goku. "What are you doing?"
"I am tired of being confined to that ring anyways. Oh, and you might want to tell your friends to clear the area."
Goku swiveled to face the people assembled around the ring. "HEY!" he screamed. "GET AWAY FROM THE RING! NOW!"
With a thunderous blast, the ring exploded. When the smoke cleared, the Z-Fighters had all managed to evade getting caught in the blast. Android 16 was sheltering Mr. Satan and the news crew.
"You saved us all!" said the reporter, looking up at 16.
"It is time for all of you to evacuate," said 16, standing up. "Right now." He walked back towards the others.
"I don't think so, pal," said the reporter, straightening his tie. "This show must go on! Besides, we still have to let our champ have his shot at Cell! What do you say, champ? Ready for action?"
Mr. Satan didn't respond for a few moments, staring at the crater that marked where the ring had once been. "Yeah!" he shouted, finally realizing what had been said. "Let's get it on! I could take Cell with both hands tied behind my back!"
Cell landed on the ground. "How do you like that, Goku?" he asked the Saiyan. "It's quite an improvement, don't you think? Now the whole desert is our ring! Let's say the last one standing wins the game."
"I see," said Goku, landing opposite Cell. "So it's a fight to the finish."
"Would you have it any other way?"
"No," said Goku, stretching his legs, "I guess not."
Cell shot an energy beam at Goku, who leapt out of the way, avoiding it. Cell gave chase, sending waves at Goku. The Saiyan suddenly turned around, sending a flurry of energy waves of his own at Goku. When the beams collided, there was another tremendous explosion.
When the smoke cleared, the two warriors were engaged in a ferocious grapple match. The ground began shaking from the energy being exerted.
"They're even!" said Trunks. "Not only are they even in speed, but now they're even in power!"
What is the secret of Kakarot's power? wondered Vegeta.
The two broke off from their grapple match, trading blows with each other again, still dead even in everything.
Goku broke back, shooting up into the sky. Cell merely watched as Goku stopped.
"Look guys," said Krillin. "What's he doing?"
"Ka... me..." said Goku, beginning the chant to the wave taught to him by Master Roshi.
"Everyone, get down!" shouted Piccolo. "Move! Goku's releasing the Kamehameha wave!"
"Goku wouldn't dare use the Kamehameha Wave attack from there," said Cell. "He'll destroy the Earth if he does!"
"Just relax, guys," said Krillin. "Goku's crazy, but he's not that crazy. There's nothing to worry about!"
"ha... me..." continued Goku, moving his hands to his side. Suddenly, he vanished.
"HA!" shouted Goku, reappearing directly in front of Cell. The fully powered Kamehameha Wave smashed into Cell, ripping the Android's head and arms off.
