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Hi there people of the Internet, this is MegaRdaniels bringing you a new chapter for the story "Unlimit-ED". I hope you all enjoy this chapter as much as I did writing it. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated.


Hanging Jonny

Jonny's POV

It's been quite weird around here. The neighborhood was ghostly quiet. We were still out, but for some reason on another, the Eds had become the talk of the town - mostly Edd with that deep voice of his. Plank and I had been investigating on what was going on. All I heard was that Edd was building, something he calls a trans-dimensional transporter. Was it for a scam or something?

Ed was feeling very odd lately. He was speaking properly, and it's not limited to anything. He keeps on telling me about the Odyseey. He then lectured time again about Themyscira only to a degree. Was that even a place? I remembered searching through Google Maps and I found jit diggly squat! Who are these guys and what have they done to the Eds?

But the biggest weirdos of them all was Eddy. Normally, he'll try to con me and Plank unto buying his stuff. But he continue to ask me about my adventures. And oh, didn't I forget to mention that he was acting a little...feminine.

We rarely see Edd coming out of his house anymore, not to mention that weird persona. When Eddy "introduced me" to a faction he calls the Justice League, me and Plank were excited. We bought into it. Ed, well, Ed had a strange, convincing voice of a female. I never knew Ed can personify the opposite gender. And plus, when did Edd got big? He was pretty muscular than he was yesterday when he was facing Kevin. Now I'm seeing biceps! Ed was a lot more smarter. And all those big words did get me a migraine. Eddy however seemed genuine - which was scary. However strangely, as the day gone by, Eddy seemed to get a lot more feminine. That was very unusual! VERY! Like today, I was at the playground, and I saw Eddy standing there. He wasn't facing me directly, oh no, that'll be creeper territory. But it was somehow like a parent - or an older sibling would do. I found it odd that Eddy was hanging out with me more. Even though he was getting a little feminine, like scooching over to me. He didn't go the extra mile like say - dear god those things men would never do to another man. He'll tell me stories about his fight with a person named Galatea. Who in the world is Galatea? He gave me a description on what she looks like. Technically, she looks like Eddy - only older, wearing a white leotard. Hm, does anyone find this a bit weird, even for me? After Eddy was done hanging out with me, he'll give me a pound and walk off - weirdly. I felt ill. Why was Eddy being so...feminine?

After that, Ed came to me. He also asked me about his origins.

"Ed, is Ed," I said.

"But how is Ed, I don't know who Ed is?" asked Ed, if I could clarify that's Ed.

"That's practically it, Ed," I said.

"Hmph," said Ed, "So a lack of character, very nasty, who also reads comic books about monsters? So what else does he do?" Ed asked me.

"Do you have amnesia?" I asked.

At that point, Ed was I think he was trying play that he was. Plank was discombobulated as I was.

There was a time that I hanged out with the Eds enough for them to trust me. So they decided to tell their stories, hint, stories. It didn't seem like they were scamming anything. I bet it's a game! I love games!

"This will be the only time I reveal my identity to a citizen," said Edd, "I am Bruce Wayne, the Dark Knight that cruise through the night, under the name of Batman."

"...," I was lost.

"I am Wonder Woman, Princess of the Amazons," said Ed.

"?" I was still lost.

"You already know who I am," Eddy said, "I am Supergirl, a Kryptonian, and a cousin to Superman," Eddy said.

"!" I was still lost.

"This is only a fraction to what we call the Justice League," said Edd, claiming to be this alter ego called Batman. What the heck is this? Kick-Ass, the no costumed version?

"We were here only by accident, we theorize it's been through the work of Lex Luthor," he continued.

"He's an evil man, a very evil man," Eddy said.

"And we need your help to get us through this turmoil we're in," said Ed.

Just before I had a say so, Nazz was there, holding a plate full of cookies. Ed had a envy eye on her. Edd looked at Ed, furrowing his eyes.

"Is something's the matter?" Edd asked.

"Even though we're the same gender, which bothers me, why is she here? She's a kid," said Ed.

"So is Jonny," Eddy said, "Are you jealous...of her?"

Ed said nothing. She rolled her eyes and turned away from her. Nazz had a very confusing look in her eye.

"Ed's acting weird, Double Poo," Nazz said flirting with...Edd? WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?

Ed twitched his eye. Why? I don't know. I just simply watched all this going down.


Author's Notes: Hi there people of the Fanfiction community! This is MegaRdaniels who gave you a new chapter for the story, "Unlimit-ED". I hope you all enjoyed this fic as much as I did writing it! Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Until we meet again, I bid you all an adieu and...

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