Hello everybody, guess who's back. Yeah I know it's been a while, skol's a bitch and I beileive at the moment I'm failing a class. But who cares right? 0o Unfortunatley I'd be one who does, but anywho. Lets get on with the chappie, cause I know a bunch of you've been dieing to know whats going to happen next.
Lets get everyone up to date shall we. Lee had just drowned and was rescued by Kisame (who may or may not be gay) and then re- awoken by our faithful Kankuro. Now breathing, Lee was skipping over to his 'heroic rescuer' Sasuke, who was sitting under a tree, staring into his small pocket mirror, minding his own business ...
Lee skipped through the crowd of people with one huge smile across his face. He came right up to Sasuke and plopped himself down beside him. He was so close to Sasuke, that if Sasuke were to put his mirror down and ignore his ' b-e-a-utiful face' and turn his head in Lee's direction they'd definatley lock lips- or smash heads- which ever you'd prefer. Anyway, Lee sat down, crossed his legs, placed his hands on his knees and leaned in even closer to Sasuke; close enough that he could smell the shampoo Sasuke had used to wash his 'b-e-a-utiful hair' this morning. Sasuke feeling quite uncomfertable, leaned away from Lee, but continued to stare into his mirror. Lee peered over Sasuke's shoulder and into the mirror so that he could see Sasuke's face straight on, and in doing so he caught sight of Sasuke's attempted death glare. Smiling, Lee winked at him, which seemed to of startled Sasuke. His face went paler than it allready was, and the mirror slipped from his grip. Lee casually swipped the mirror from mid air and held it out to him, but leaned in ever so slightly. Sasuke horrified,leaned back, Lee was almost on top of him.
"Sasuke I knew you cared" Lee said smiling. He leaned back and pulled the mirror to his chest and began to caress it. Sasuke's eyes widened and pulled back quickly, he jumped up off the ground patted down the front of his shirt and took off in the opposite direction. Lee was shocked. He loosened the grip on his mirror and stared off into the direction in which Sasuke had taken off. "But you rescued me!" Lee said to the point that everyone stopped what they we're doing and gave him weird looks. Lee quickly jumped up and began to head in the same direction as Sasuke. He sudennly stopped causing some random kid who was walking behind him to crash into him. For a small, skinny kid Lee didn't even budge. He had felt nothing, he was to preoccupied with the vision of Sasuke running in his direction, arms wide, with a look of determination across his face. Infact, Lee wasn't just invisioning it, Sasuke was actually running straight for him. Lee raised his arms out to him waiting for that huge lovable inbrace. He was up for one huge disapointment. Sasuke charged at Lee, and quickly stopped right infront of him, and stared up at him. Lee continued to hold his arms up, still waiting for that hug, his eyes were colsed and he puckered his lips a bit, cause you never know. Sasuke didn't think twice he grabbed his loving pocket mirror, turned around and strutted out and in to the house. He had come and gotten what he wanted and was ready to do his daily "Our Lady Peice" sing along, and due to the fact Kankuro's house was bloody huge, he had one huge room to crank it up. Meanwhile Lee knew Sasuke had come and gone, but for some reason he continued to stand there, arms up, wide, lips puckered, if you looked closely you could see the small tears beginning at the corner of his eyes. But determined that he was, he continued to wait.
Itachi sat by Kisame waiting for him to finish his huge snack. He sat quietly, without a word, staring blankley across the pool. It wasn't untill Temari walked into view that he actually bgean to concentrate on something. He began to watch her hesitantley, the way she held herself, moved, flirted with Shikamaru intrigued him in such a way that only he himself could trully explain. He ignored the fact that it was Shikamaru she played with at the moment, taking him right out of the picture the only thing he saw was her. She sat down beside Shikamaru and trailed her hand along his knee, Shika paid no attention to it, as he was to pre-occupied with his self pity to notice. Temari didn't mind, she was more into Itachi anyway. She glanced across the pool, and caught Itachi's stare, he dared not to glance a way, and mearly smiled at her. She returned and whispered something in Shikamaru's ear. Shika nodded, without even hearing what she said. She stood up, taking her eyes away from Itachi's she walked towards the house. With one last glance at him, and a little smile, she entered and went out of sight.
"Yo, man that's your cue." Itachi snapped his head up at Kisame, who was pouring chips into his mouth, and stared at him in shock. Kisame looked down at him and shrugged, "What? She wants you man, and that little look there was your cue. If you're looking for the opportune moment to get with her, this'd be it." Itachi glanced at Shika, and noticed he wasn't moving, he looked more depressed then Sasuke, and that was saying a lot. Itachi shrugged, stood up, and casually walked towards and in the house. Kisame watched him go, and then turned his attention back to his glorious pile of food. "Allright baby it's just you and me now"
TenTen crawled out of the pile of suit cases and bags that had been tossed out of the bus earlier. Some how she had got herself tossed along with it, due to the bus driver mistaking her for someones luggage. She picked herself up and looked around thinking to herself,,omg! my first party! I wonder where everybody is. Tenten turned around and walked up the huge staircase and into the house. She contiued down the hall and spotted everyone at the pools in the back.
"Wow cool," she was about to step out when she noticed she wasn't wearing a bathing suit, she turned to go back inside when Kiba ran by and knocked her into the pool.
"Sorry dude," Kiba said running off.
"Wtf! IM NOT A GUY!". Kiba paused, and looked around at her.
"If your not a guy, then your one butt ugly chick" Kiba said. everyone started laughing at her. Tenten got out of the pool and began yelling at everyone. What she didn't know was that her fly was undone and everyone couldn't stop laughing at the sight . Tenten got so mad she screamed as loud as she could when suddenly a bottle flew threw the air and smashed her in the face.
"Shut the Fuck up!" Gaara's dad said, looking quite pissed.
When TenTen woke she was in a dark room. She found a light switch and flicked it on and she found herself in the 15th cellar of gaaras house. she found an old map and saw that she had to go through a bunch of stairs and halls that arnt used. She opened the door to see nothing but darkness.
"Uh...don't worry TenTen someone will come for us " she said to her self as she sat down and began laughing insanly.
Lee stood there still with his arms wide. A boy walking by looked at him,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm waiting for my lover!"
"What ever"
"He'll be back"
"WTF! are u gay"
"Are you?"
"No!"
"Well then begone with you" Lee said waving his hand to the side, but without opening his eyes.
"Whatever man"
Genma and Hiate were walking by and thought what the hell was he doing. Genma stopped,
"Wait a sec"
"Ok" Hiate said, and shrugged. Genma headed behind Lee and pantsed him.
"I didnt know you wanted to do this Saskue" Lee said, with a huge smile across his face from one ear to the other. Genma snickerd and walked off with Hiate.
