Ranma the Amorous Over-Sexed Nympho



"Father?" Kasumi tentatively opened the door to her father's room. She walked past the panda sleeping blissfully on the floor, and once she reached her father's futon, shook him lightly. When her father stirred, she straightened out her nightgown nervously.

"Yes, what is it, Kasumi?" Soun asked, still muddled with sleep.

"I'm sorry to wake you, father, but I heard a noise downstairs, and, well, I was scared!"

"Mmmn, a burglar you say?" the Tendou Patriarch sat up, now alert to any potential threat that may have entered his home.

"Oh no! Akane went and looked, and nobody was downstairs, but I'm still so frightened, father.

"There, there, there's nothing to worry about," Soun placated, "Just go back to bed and everything will be alright."

"Um... father?" Kasumi began to squirm a bit uncomfortably, "May I, well, that is, with all the perverts around, and, well..." Soun looked his daughter over as she wrung her hands together nervously, this was the first time in three years she had made such a request, and even then they were rather uncommon.

"I suppose, I guess it's alright, but you do realize Saotome's also in here?"

"Oh, I don't mind, he's like family now."

Soun smiled towards his eldest daughter, and allowed her to come under the covers with him, "Hmm, I would have thought you've outgrown this, but I suppose you'll always be daddy's little girl."

"Thank you father, this means a lot to me."

"Now, there's nothing I won't do for my little... is that your foot on my inner thigh, Kasumi dear?"

"Of course not, father," Kasumi said sweetly.

"Hmm I guess I'm just imagining things, then."

"After all, father, how can my feet be down there when I have my ankles behind my head?"

Soun let out a light chuckle, "Well, I guess it wouldn't make much..." Soun paused, and then slowly turned to look at his daughter.

"I think it's just my hand you were feeling, father."

"Oh, my little girl's so flexible, just like her dear mother!" Soun began to tear up, and threaten to burst into a deluge.

"I'm not wearing any panties, father."

"Your dear Mother would say the same thing!" With that, Soun let forth the torrents.

"Father, don't you think it's pretty?"

"You even shave it like my lovely Kimiko!" Soun cried between sobs. Kasumi sighed, and got out of her father's bed before she was totally soaked. Maybe she'll just come back later.

After she left, Soun ceased his crying, and let out a heavy sigh of relief.
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"Good morning, Nabiki!" Kasumi said chipperly, grating in a way that every non-morning person would find it. This morning though, Nabiki found it twice as annoying as before.

"Yeah, yeah, 'morn'n Sis."

"I don't want you to be late for school or breakfast, and you always like to sleep in late."

Nabiki opened eyes wider and looked at Kasumi, "You've never been this concerned about my morning schedule before..."

"But I worry about you!" Nabiki sighed at the concerned look in her sister's eyes.

"Alright, if it'll make you happy, I'll get up. Satisfied?" Nabiki grumbled to herself as she got up and got clothing to take a bath.
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"Father? Father, it's time to wake up, now."

The Tendou Patriarch woke up, recalling a disturbing dream last night. It was about Kasumi poised for a rather intimate and raunchy coupling. Could it have meant something?

Soun dismissed the dream analysis for later, and rolled over drowsily to look at his alarm clock, "Kasumi? Why didn't you let..."
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Ranma was going through his morning katas in the yard, focusing on bringing himself back to form for the day.

"YEAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!" Ranma jumped, and turned with a startled expression in time to see Mr. Tendou lean out of his window, and tumble out of the second story in only his boxer shorts.

"Oh, father, father, father..." Kasumi admonished, re-buttoning the last button on her blouse as she looked out the window.

"Gworf?" enquired a panda's voice from inside the room..

"What was that all about?" Ranma asked, puzzled.
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Kasumi was poised to knock on Akane's door, and then thought better of it. Maybe her little sister needed more rest before she was bothered. In the meantime, she didn't get a chance to take her morning bath, and with breakfast already done, she could use a nice... nude... sweat.

Kasumi gathered her bath supplies, and headed downstairs. Ignoring the 'occupied' sign, Kasumi walked in and stripped down.

"Hmm? Who's there?" Nabiki called out lazily from the tub.

"It's just me, Nabiki-chan, I didn't get a chance to have my bath, so I'm afraid I'll have to take it with you."

"Fine," came Nabiki's curt reply. Kasumi scrubbed down, and walked into the furo room. Nabiki had to roll her eyes at the way Kasumi attempted to cover herself modestly, "Honestly, big sis, you act like there's nothing I haven't seen before.

"Well, if you're comfortable with it..." Kasumi hesitantly sunk herself unto the large bath, they haven't bathed together except for at public baths in a few years, and Nabiki knew that they still made Kasumi a bit nervous, though it was unnecessary.

"I have no problem with it, Kasumi."

"If you say so..."

Nabiki's uninterested and slightly exasperated face went blank, as she slowly turned her eyes to Kasumi.

"Nabiki, is something wrong?" Kasumi asked, straightening her leg a bit more. Nabiki looked down into the water, and then quickly but calmly got out of the furo, dried herself off, got dressed, and left.

Kasumi blinked, and then turned forward while lifting her foot out of the water, "Hmm, maybe I should have clipped them first."
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Akane came downstairs meekly, looking for Ranma. Kasumi spotted her and gave her youngest sister a bright and warming smile, "Good morning, Akane, are you feeling better today?"

Akane nodded slightly, and went back to scanning for her human security blanket.

"If you're looking for Ranma, he's out back assisting with father, he took a nasty fall out the window. Go ahead and have a seat for breakfast, he'll be here in a few minutes," Akane gave a tiny nod again, and walked woodenly to the dining room.

"Good morning, Ranma," Kasumi cheerfully called out while making the preparations for breakfast.

"'Morning, Kasumi," Otoku-Ranma replied, carrying Soun on his shoulder in a fireman's carry, "Where you want me to set him?"

"Oh, between my thighs would be nice."

Ranma blinked, "come again?"

"Only if you bring me off the first time, Ranma-kun."

Ranma blinked again, "I don't follow..."

"Never mind," Kasumi replied in her usual cheerful tenor, "Did you sleep well last night?"

"I guess I slept okay," Ranma stated, not mentioning that he spent most the night watching over Akane. He looked closely at Kasumi, "Did you do something different with your hair?"

"Oh my, yes I did. Thank you for noticing." Kasumi beamed at Ranma's observation

"Hmm, guess it looks good on ya, need any help with breakfast?"

"Oh, I'm done with the preparations, Ranma-kun."

"Okay then, I'll just... huh?" Ranma looked down to see a pair of hands rubbing on his chest."

Kasumi blinked, staring at her empty hands, "Is there something wrong, Ranma-kun?"

Ranma stared at the eldest Tendou daughter from the other side of the table, "Ka-Kasumi? What?"

"I'm sorry Ranma, I didn't mean to startle you like that," Kasumi's face turned into a slight pout.

"Uh, don't worry about it," Ranma placated, turning to leave the kitchen, when he noticed something, "Hey, wait a minute, when did you start remembering who I.... HEY!!!!!" Ranma dodged just in time to avoid a cold stream of water.

"Ranma-kunnnn," Kasumi cooed, in her hands was the sink rinser, "Did you know I have needs? Needs I've ignored for... far... too long?"

"Um, uh..." Ranma 'ummed' and 'uhed', trying to think of the correct response. Finally one came to him, "Ka...sumi?"

"Now, if you'll be so kind to help me... alleviate those needs..." Kasumi's serene and sweet face twisted into a lecherous smirk that made Ranma's heart jump into his throat, and she took aim with the sink rinser.

"GUH!" Ranma dodged the jet of water, and took off running from the kitchen. Kasumi's face darkened at her failure, and then brightened, Ranma now knew she was willing, and he couldn't stay dry forever.

"What's going on in here?" Nabiki asked, with an irritated tone; she stopped when she noticed her older sister. Without a word, she turned around and walked back to the dining room. Nabiki noticed Ranma hanging tightly close to Akane, which wasn't unordinary, except for the fact that he was eyeing the kitchen wearily.

Testing a theory, Nabiki spoke, "Anyone notice Kasumi acting peculiar today?" Ranma immediately snapped to lock eyes with the middle Tendou daughter at the mention of 'Kasumi', "I thought so, we're going to have to have a little talk before school, Ranma-kun," Ranma's throat went dry, and he mutely nodded in reply.

About then, Kasumi set breakfast out. The whole family looked at everything warily.

"Uh, Kasumi, what's this?" Nabiki asked, looking at the rather unorthodox spread.

"I thought we would try something different, we have coco-de-mer jelly with pine nuts, oysters in a garlic, ginger, and clove sauce, and Jasmine tea with gingko.

Everyone stared at the food with more than a little trepidation.

"Uh, what an... exorbant meal," gulped Soun.

"Sis, where... in the Hell... did you come across coco-de-mer jelly?" Nabiki asked incredulously.

"You're so silly, Nabiki-chan," Kasumi giggled, sitting down and spreading a bit of the brownish-green jelly onto a piece of toast, and handing it to Ranma. Ranma switched from looking nervously from the proffered food to Kasumi, "What's the matter, Ranma? Is there something wrong with the meal?"

Genma had already started gulping down the food, and with Kasumi's last carefully worded statement, everyone else dug in, much to Kasumi's delight.

"I'm glad you all are enjoying it, now who's ready for an orgy?"

"PPPPHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFTTTTT!"

"Gotta get to school! Bye sis!" called Nabiki, wiping her mouth of the spittle that remained
"GWORF WRAR ARF!"
"Right indeed Saotome, it's a nice day to go on a week long training trip!"
"HEY! What about me?"
"Ranma-sama! Don't leave me!"

"Hmm, maybe I added a bit too much Chan-su..." Kasumi enquired, licking the shell of an oyster erotically.
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::WHAM!!!::

"Uh, Na-Nabiki, heh, been working out?" Ranma inquired nervously.

"DON'T... talk unless I say so..." Nabiki growled darkly, holding Ranma suspended above the ground by a foot against the spider web crack in the wall, "What... did you do to Kasumi?"

"..."

"WELL?!?!?" Nabiki's eyes developed a wild, malicious look to them.

"BA-BWA-AH-UM-ER..."

"DON'T PISS ME OFF SAOTOME!!!!!"

"I DIDN'T DO NUTT'N I SWEAR!!!!!" Ranma then noticed the battle aura pulsing around Nabiki, and he was frightened terribly so.

The middle Tendou sister studied Ranma closely, then narrowed her eyes, "If you're lying to me..."

"I'MNOTI'MNOTI'MNOT!!!!!!!" Ranma cried out rapidly, waving his hands frantically to placate the girl.

Nabiki snorted, and dropped the boy, "You're pathetic, you know that Ranma?" With that, she stalked off, allowing Akane and Ukyo to come out of their hiding places.

"Wow..." Ukyo stated with awe.

"Ranma-sama, are you okay?" Akane asked nervously, clinging tightly to his arm. Ranma continued to stare after Nabiki had left.
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Kasumi dawdled about the house, making sure everything was clean and fit, nothing less would do for her family. She was deeply concerned about breakfast, she assumed they weren't accustomed to such exotic foods, and with a nod to herself she decided she would have to make it up to them. Kasumi checked her watch; it was time to clean Ranma's room.
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"What was with Nabiki today?" Ranma asked, still slightly shaken by the surprising strength the girl had in manhandling him at lunch earlier.

"Eh, she's probably on the rag," Ukyo commented offhandedly, though she was still rather surprised at the assertiveness that Nabiki displayed.

"I guess," Ranma commented, not understanding what Ukyo was talking about, "but she was pretty mad about Kasumi. She has been acting pretty weird."

"Nabiki?"

"Nope, Kasumi. She's just... I dunno, weird."

"You've already said that," Ukyo replied slightly irritated, "Akane, can you elaborate for the idiot?" Akane pushed herself closer against Ranma and looked at Ukyo nervously.

"Well, I guess I'm getting no answer there. This is where we split, see ya." Ukyo diverged, and headed for her restaurant. The rest of the way home was quiet between Ranma and Akane; the latter still acting as meek as before, unnerving the pigtailed boy a bit.

"We're home," Ranma helped guide Akane to her room, and then went to his room.

"Uh, Ka-Kasumi..." Ranma gulped at the sight before him.

"Oh, Ranma-kun, I was in the middle of something when the batteries went dead. Would you be so kind as to slide your head between my thighs and finish the job?"

"ACK!!!!" Ranma stumbled back, and then caught himself, "Hey, wait, that's mine!"

Kasumi looked down, "I'm sorry, should I have asked?"

Ranma realized what he had said in his irritation that Kasumi had gone through his stuff, "Er, um, that's... okay..."

"Thank you, Ranma, I hoped you wouldn't mind sharing,"

"Eh, heh heh, I don't mind sharing, I guess," Ranma yammered nervously, then made a quick about face, "Wellseeyaenjoyyourself!"

"Oh, Ranma?" The pigtailed boy turned to Kasumi's call, and bent backwards just in time to miss a stream of water.

"Oh my," Kasumi exclaimed, holding a super soaker 300 in hand.

"WHADDYA DO...that..." Ranma stopped his shouting, feeling the massive power generator behind him rev up.

"Sao-to-me..." Nabiki growled, the stream of water that just had caught her off guard becoming steam as her temperature flared.

"Uh, hi... Nabiki... nice, um, weather we're having... heh, heh," Ranma said nervously, "Pleasedon'tlookbehindmepleasedon'tlookbehindmepleasedon't..."

"Oh, welcome home, Nabiki, would you like to join in?" Kasumi asked sweetly. Nabiki's battle aura went from hot to cold in an instant.

"Ranma-kun, before I castrate you..." Nabiki pulled out a rusty bowie knife, "I'll ask, what were you doing with my older sister?"

Ranma stood speechless, allowing another stream of cool, refreshing liquid to catch him unawares.

"Ranma-channnn," Kasumi cooed, holding a different type of instrument for impalement. Onna-Ranma turned back to the girl holding a rather large blade menacingly.

"Uh, Kasumi's offer still stands, a-heh."

Nabiki took another step closer. Assessing her options, Ranma started to hum.

"DIE!" Before her conditioning could hinder her, Nabiki lunged to avenge her pure-hearted sister.

"Eep!" Almost caught off guard by the speed Nabiki displayed, Ranma-chan leapt back, feeling herself pressed against nude, full womanhood.

"Oh, Ranma-chan!" Kasumi hugged the pigtailed girl tightly to herself.

"HEYLEMMEGO!"

"That's it, Kasumi, just hold her still while I de-ovulize her," Nabiki said sweetly, walking towards Ranma purposefully. A quick bit of maneuvering allowed the redhead to scoot away from Nabiki's knife swing, gather Kasumi in her arms, and leap out the window.

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASILY YOU CORRUPTING SHAMELESS HALFBRED BITCH!!!" Nabiki hurled her knife with uncanny aim towards Ranma.

"YIPE!" The pigtailed girl yipped, as she was forced to dodge in the air and lose some of her forward momentum, "Kasumi?"

"Well," Kasumi started to supply an answer to Ranma-chan's un-fully voiced inquiry, "Father thought it best that we learned some aspect of the art for self-defense, and Nabiki was always fond of sharp objects..."

Ranma-chan whimpered at the unfairness of it all, here she was, her arms full of previously forbidden Kasuminess, and she was too busy running for her life to enjoy it.

"Oh, and I think it's her cycle now too, she's usually pretty moody at this time."

Well, this just gets better and better.

"I'LL SEE YOU DEAD BEFORE YOU CLAIM MY BIG SISTER!" Nabiki growled, following Ranma out of the window, and when she landed pulled another bowie knife from between her cleavage.

"She actually became pretty good at handling knives, Father was so proud," Kasumi commented, proud of her sister's achievement, "Can you put your nose right there, please, that actually feels pleasant."

Setting the nude Kasumi down, Ranma dashed away in order to evade her pursuer. In her maddened rage, Nabiki seemed to have forgotten that she wasn't supposed to be as fast as Ranma, or as strong, and managed to keep up with him quite nicely. Ranma jumped onto the wall surrounding the complex, and gasped as Nabiki performed the same feat. She decided to leap onto the dojo and then the roof of the house, only to find Nabiki still dogging her. With a growl of frustration, Ranma jumped from the roof and back to the ground. Nabiki, the masterful thinker she was, anticipated Ranma and moved to cut her off, plunging upside down with the knife extended in a reverse grip.

"SAOTOME, PREPARE TO DIE!!!" As Ranma touched ground, she was forced to leap backwards as Nabiki's knife stuck into the ground Ranma was just at. Nabiki rolled to recovery, and hurled her knife at the redhead. Without thinking, Ranma leapt through the small open window behind her, hoping Nabiki couldn't follow.

As she landed inside, her foot slipped on a bar of soap left on the furo floor, and sent the redhead head over heels into the still warm bath.

Ranma's head surfaced in time to hear Nabiki's scream of fury escaped.

"Oh man, is she ever mad!" Otoku-Ranma commented nervously, he may not use them that often, but he was proud of his bits. Ranma was a bit too concerned to notice someone else rise from the furo with a sinister grin on her face.

"Good news, Ranma, I found more batteries!" Ranma's eyes widened at the sound of a jet thrust kicking into high gear. Wait, that wasn't an airplane, he knew that sound well from his female side...

"*Gulp*, Um, 'bitch-tamer'?"

"Of course!" Kasumi said cheerfully, Ranma wanted to cry, it *would* have to be the only vibrator his girl side owned, "But it's a lot more interesting hooked up to this portable generator, are you sure you want to be a guy for this?"

"RANNNNNNMMMMMMAAAAAAA!!!!!!" The pigtailed boy once again gathered Kasumi into his arms, and leapt just in time to avoid the two objects that sliced into the wall behind him. Turning his shoulder out and using the rest of his body to shield Kasumi, he ran through the wall.

"Oh, this is so exiting!" Kasumi exclaimed in delight, holding herself tighter to Ranma.

"YOU CAN'T OUTRUN ME FOREVER!!!!!" Nabiki screamed, amazingly articulate with a bowie knife clenched in her teeth, and holding two in her hands.

"I can't hold out anymore, Ranma! I MUST HAVE YOU NOW!!!!" Kasumi cried out in sexual frustration, and maneuvered herself so her legs were wrapped around Ranma's head with his face against her pelvis.

"HEY LEGGO I CAN'T SEE!!!!" Ranma 'tried to call out, but his pleas ended in, *ahem*, 'muffled' cries, much to Kasumi's delight.

"Ooh, that tingles!" cooed Kasumi, wiggling herself in pleasure. Ranma ran about in panic, not sure of where he was heading.

"YOU'RE MINE NOW!!!! RANMA!!!!! TENDOU ANYTHING GOES FINAL ATTACK; KILL THEM A LOT!!!!!!!" A rain of sharp things meant to kill someone a lot headed straight for Ranma's backside.

Kasumi looked at the impending doom, "Oh my." Ranma, hearing death just on his tail, veered to his left, just under a tree.

Kasumi's eyes went wide, as the back of her head connected with a branch, sending her dazed and her hair into disarray. As she slumped forward, it caused Ranma to loose his balance and fall back, sliding on his back in the grass.

"You..." Nabiki hissed, "You've taken liberties with my little sister, you've taken advantage of me... you may screw all of the rest of Nerima... but you never," Nabiki's eyes flashed with an unnatural light as did the knife she held, "*never*... touch Kasumi!"

"Uh, would it help if I said I'm sorry?" Ranma tried to pleaded, unfortunately his voice sounded like it was, *ahem*, in a 'box'. Kasumi moaned and bucked a bit. Nabiki held another knife up high with both hands in a reverse grip, and plunged it downwards.

"KLANG!" Nabiki looked up, furious, to find her youngest sister had parried her away with a halberd.

"There's some Ibuprofen on the counter..." Akane said calmly, while holding her sister's weapon of choice at bay. Quickly forgetting what she intended to do, Nabiki quickly rushed into the house to gain relief from her cramps.

Unnoticed to all, a hairpin that had been knocked from Kasumi, lay on the ground, and suddenly wormed itself to burrow into the ground.
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Ranma-chan sat on the couch, feeling miserable. She was *so* close!!!

"Oh well," the redhead said with a sigh, "I guess fate decreed to never touch Kasumi..."

"Um... Ranma?" The pigtailed girl in question turned to Kasumi's slightly nervous voice, "I, well, I wanted to apologize for earlier."

The girl let out another sigh before replying, "Don't worry about it, Kasumi-chan, it's okay."

"That's kind of you, Ranma-chan," Kasumi replied, wringing her hands together, "and I... now understand how you were, um, frustrated with me, and..."

Ranma was held captive by the girl's words, "And...?"

"I wouldn't mind, that is, if you still want to, I mean... if it's okay..." Kasumi blushed at what she was trying to say. Perhaps she wasn't being fair to Ranma's needs before.

Ranma's face lit up brightly.

For great patience... is always rewarded.