Written by me


Harry Bloody Potter,

My plan is in no way cute. Nor is its name.

I'm sorry you are sick of your room. I really am.

And you know you would totally get of on my wanking. I would make it a good show.

I'm not giving you details, I'll just tell you one thing:

Be on the lookout for a white ferret. When you see it, gather your things and sneak out.

And stop bloody laughing.

Until the day after tommorrow,

Draco