Gleekfan01: I will use the song soon in this story.. possibly in the next few chapters.

ShevyLikeTheCar: As you requested, Blaine gets some video education.

Chapter 28

Plots, Plans, and Youtube

Finn watched the argument begin, he didn't want to get involved, but of coarse, everyone else was. Rachel had suggested writing their own original songs again, which he supported... but he didn't want to make Quinn angry by taking Rachel's side. He groaned, feeling like an ass. He really wished there was a win-win when these girls we're involved. He looked for allies... sadly everyone had taken sides... including... Dave.

"I think its a good idea," shrugged Dave.

"Thank you, David," beamed Rachel, who immediately went back to arguing with Santana.

"Wouldn't it take a lot of time?" asked Jameson.

"But it would be original and it would top everyone's," sighed Rachel, "Come on guys, let's think positive."

"I think its a good idea," said Quinn, Finn's head shot up as he looked over at her, "Rachel's right, the only way we stand a chance against Sue's Oral Intensity and The Warblers, is blow them away with something different."

"We have less than a week before we preform, this is just crazy..." said Mercedes, "There's no way we could ever write, master, and preform a song let alone memorize one already written."

"We're not really prepared, are we?" asked Dave, more to himself.

"We're spontaneous," said Artie, Dave raised a brow, "We like to procrastinate a lot."

"Guys! There right, and think about it... Quinn and Rachel... agreeing on it. I mean if they are, then it must be a good idea," said Finn, and he hoped nobody argued with them, they didn't.

"Fine," said Santana after sharing glances with everyone, "But I want to write my own."

"Okay, guys," beamed Mr. Schue, "Looks like we're doing Original Songs."

.=.=.

Dave walked into the coffee shop with a yawn, he needed caffeine like yesterday. He was glad that Rachel had canceled Movie Marathon night the previous Saturday, or he'd be even more exhausted... or possibly dead... that was probably a better choice. He hadn't asked he why she'd canceled... but now he was slightly curious as he grabbed his coffee.

"David? Hey," came a voice behind him, he turned around to see Blaine.

"Hey, Diz," said Dave with a shrug, "What's up?"

"Diz?... that's even more depressing than Disney," said Blaine with a shake of the head.

"I thought you liked Disney," smirked Dave, he really didn't care, because it was forever going to be his nickname... but still.

"At the time... now it just makes me feel like a little kid," said Blaine, Dave blinked, when the hell had he sat down.

"Don't worry... you don't look like a little kid... at least not when your taller than them... ever so slightly," said Dave, causing Blaine to momentarily glare at him, "Waiting for Kurt?"

"No, actually... just leaving," said Blaine, Dave noticed his face go red as he looked at the tablecloth.

"Trouble in rainbow paradise?" asked Dave, the joke obviously went unnoticed as Blaine kept the same look, "Okay... what's wrong?"

"I was trying to be helpful and all I did was insult him," said Blaine, ".. then I find out that he... well he doesn't know much about it... and then I feel even worse... and seriously, a baby penguin?"

"...what the hell are you babbling about?" asked Dave after five minutes of complete silence.

"Kurt... the other day he kind of... well..." Dave interjected.

"The whole sexy thing?" asked Dave, he felt a little defensive now, remembering Kurt's hurt look, "Your supposed to be his boyfriend... which means if he comes over with a mohawk, missing an arm, and a gimp... you still tell him he looks hot."

"It wasn't..."

"Also... really Blaine?" asked Dave, brow raised, Blaine slumped in his chair.

"It wasn't a dig... its just when he sang... he looked... well... in pain... and..." Blaine was rambling.

"Ever think he was nervous to be singing with you?" asked Dave, "In front of the rest of the singers?"

"We sang Baby It's Cold Outside together," said Blaine, "Maybe your right, he wasn't making those faces then... maybe it's groups... singing in front of..."

"Nope... nah.. no," said Dave, shaking his head, having a very vivid flashback to a few songs, "Trust me when I say. Kurt Hummel is not shy nor does he have the sex appeal... did you say baby penguin?"

"... but..."

"What are you doing tonight?" asked Dave, suddenly getting an idea.

"Nothing... Kurt kind of... well kicked me out," said Blaine, giving a huge sigh.

"Wanna come over and see some videos?" asked Dave, with a smirk.

"What kind of videos?" asked Blaine with a small chuckle.

"Oh some deep seeded porn... a few bondage vids... nah man, I meant video's of Kurt's," said Dave with an eyeroll.

"... you video taped him... Dave... that's... no," said Blaine, looking slightly freaked.

"No... there online," said Dave with a chuckle, Blaine didn't need to know who posted the 4 Minutes one, no he didn't.

"... wait... what?" asked Blaine, eyes wide, "Online!"

.=.=.

Finn didn't exactly know how or why he agreed to it, but here he was, with Quinn... at his house. He was more than a little worried about what would happen when his mom got home.. Burt had simply walked by and given him the look of, 'Oh wow.. this is gonna suck.' … it was at that moment that Finn began to realize.. maybe Kurt got his expressions from Burt, but he was once again distracted by Quinn from it.

"I'm sure if I just talk to your mom, she'd be okay with us, right?" asked Quinn, "She wasn't ignoring me at the wedding..."

"That's..." Finn hushed himself, forcing him not to say, 'Thats because I was with Rachel..' Cause that, would be bad, "That's because she was distracted... I don't think she hates you... I'm just not sure how she's going to feel about.. us.. again."

"As I said, some reasonable discussion and..." began Quinn.

"Hey Kurt. Why did Blaine mope out of here?" asked Finn as Kurt walked down the stairs with a scowl.

"I don't want to talk about it, Finn. Hi, Quinn," said Kurt, quickly putting on his best 'I'm fine' smile.

"Why do you always do that," snapped Quinn, Finn blinked in confusion, what was she talking about, "You always do it.. when we're talking... or flirting... or at dinner... You will leave a topic about us and dive for something else.. anything else."

"Not that's not true," said Finn, he felt cornered.

"Yes it is! At the cabin, you practically shoved me as far away as possible when Kurt showed up... and ignored me completely around Rachel and the others.. you don't even sit by me in Glee... we haven't had an actual 'alone' date since we first started going back out... Finn... its getting really annoying... do you want to talk about us or not?" asked Quinn, Finn looked horrified, he glanced at Kurt, who looked like he was about to bolt at the first sign of hostile movement, he was screwed... but he honestly didn't remember... wait... oh.

"Quinn, maybe we should go to my room and talk..." said Finn, he didn't want this to turn into an all out rage.

"Why should we Finn. Kurt will hear it all anyways and I don't want him only hearing your side," said Quinn, her anger dissipating into uncertainty or sadness, Finn had no idea...

"Okay, I'm going to interject early," said Kurt with a defeated sigh as he sat between the two calmly for a second and then gave a half smile, "First Quinn... you both have to listen. Perhaps now is not the perfect time to talk to Carol about you two. Finn has a lot on his mind, yes he does love you Quinn, but he's trying to piece together himself, and we both know how easily Finn gets overwhelmed... and when he does, he looks for a distraction outlet... then Finn, you really need to spend more time with Quinn... and not just making out or at school... go to dinner.. talk about the future... whatever... just work on you two and don't change the subject when Quinn's talking about how she feels. Okay... so... now.. go."

"... Kurt's right... maybe today's not the right day," said Quinn, giving a half tearful smile at Finn.

Finn blinked rapidly, both wondering how true that really was and marveling at Kurt's calming ability... how did he do that. He shook his head and nodded at Quinn. He still wasn't a hundred percent sure if he was 'in' love with Quinn, or just loved her. He smiled and reach over and brushed away her tears, he always hated when she cried... maybe there was some hope for them. He leaned in and kissed her, still unsure about everything completely, but making sure he would give it a serious try. He heard Kurt clear his throat and opened his eyes. Finn felt a little embarrassed right now and a little guilty. For one... Kurt had just stopped their fight. Second. Kurt was obviously having trouble with Blaine and third. He was kissing Quinn over his lap, and Kurt looked more than a little uncomfortable.

"Listen.. love you both... but this is borderline traumatizing," said Kurt, who'd shoved himself as far back into the cushions as he was able.

.=.=.

"I'm not sure how to act around your parents," said Blaine, as he followed Dave up the steps.

"Just smile and nod, it works best," said Dave with a shrug, "Besides there not home right now anyways."

Dave suddenly felt awkward as they ran up the steps to his room, he wondered if all the posters of girls would make Blaine make jokes... or worse.. what if Blaine told Kurt that Dave had the videos added to his favorites on youtube. Or.. shit... what if Finn found out... because for all Finn knew or remembered Dave was just gay. Simple. Plane. He opened his door and waited for Blaine to snicker or judge, but Blaine just walked in and shrugged.

"Those are totally fake," said Blaine after a few seconds of staring at a girl in a bikini poster.

"Yup... bet its a bitch for lifeguards to find her when they keep sinking her," said Dave with a snicker.

"So.. where are these... scandalous sexy videos you have of Kurt?" asked Blaine, tossing his blazer on fold out chair he collapsed in, "I'm still a little confused on why I have yet to hear of them... I mean, none of the girls ever mentioned them."

"Ah, but that's the beauty of our friendship, Disney... Kurt only thought to threaten the girls before hand.. and the guys would have just shrugged it off and forgotten.. but you see.. no one ever factored me in," said Dave, he felt very devious right now.

"Just proves the point. There's always a way," chuckled Blaine as he scooted his chair next to where Dave sat at the computer.

Dave logged in his computer and located the videos in seconds. He moved the mouse over Push It, then to Toxic, and decided to settle on 4 Minutes. He clicked and sat back, glancing at Blaine's face. He wasn't going to watch the videos... okay so he was going to try and avoid looking. Blaine seemed absorbed in the video, he had a sudden mix of emotions... he wasn't sure which, but he knew why... anger was one of them. He started to rethink why he was even showing Blaine... showing Blaine this side of Kurt... when he could have easily helped break their relationship down. He shook his head and looked at the wall for a second. It figured. He just had to become friends with Kurt's boyfriend... because you know... life would have been going to smoothly without adding another boulder in the gravel road that was his life.

"He... didn't... look.. no," Blaine shook his head and took over the mouse.

"Should I leave you alone... give you a towel or something?" asked Dave with a snicker.

"Huh," asked Blaine, his eyes finally coming off the screen, then Blaine frowned a little, "Really Dave... you chose that joke?"

"... it was simple... and I'm not really creative right now," said Dave, then he froze.

"Yo, D. You home... I got pizza?" yelled Azimio's voice up the stairs, Dave didn't know what to do... Blaine was watching Toxic now, too engrossed to hear Azimio.

"Crap," said Dave, pondering telling Azimio to leave or... he blinked and calmed himself.. he sounded crazy, why should he. So what it Blaine was gay... Dave was too... and Azimio... came in with a large Pizza from Fat Jack's.

"You know.. I wonder if Hudson is Finn or Findlay?" asked Azimio, he froze as Blaine turned and looked at him, "Who's he?"

"Ohm.. this is Blaine," smiled Dave, scratching the back of his head,"Blaine this is Azimio."

"Blaine... like.. Hummel's boyfriend?" asked Azimio.

"One in the same. Hi, nice to meet you," said Blaine with a half smile as he obviously wanted to click Push It, but was trying to be polite.

"Dave... can I speak to you..." asked Azimio, his face unreadable, Dave stood slowly and looked at Blaine, who had decided that Kurt dirty dancing was far more interesting right now than any potential danger.

"Dude... are you like friends with Kurt's boyfriend, Bland?" asked Azimio as they got to the end of the hall.

"Ye... yeah," said Dave, "He's actually pretty cool. He's helped me a lot and..."

"Dude.. you can't be friends with your crush's boyfriend," said Azimio, Dave interjected.

"I am not crushing on Kurt... anymore," said Dave, put he couldn't look at Azimio and he felt like cursing for finding the banister too fascinating.

"Fine, I'm not even going there, man... wait.. why is he over here watching Nude Erections on your computer?" asked Azimio, Dave groaned.

"New Directions... say it with me... New..." Dave was silenced by Azimio's glare, which made him think of Mrs. Adams, he gulped and sighed, "He and Kurt we're having problems so I'm helping fix it... you know.. the best way I know.. what?"

"I can't even tell you how messed up that statement is... but... man, you need a boyfriend... whoa.. that sounded so weird," said Azimio looking shocked at his own words.

"First... I do not... and second... okay it did sound weird coming from you," said Dave, it had sounded almost comical, if this wasn't so mind-boggling... Azimio.. Azimio Adams.. just told him.. Dave Karofsky... that he needed.. a boyfriend... Dave smirked and rolled his eyes.

"Dude... your fixing your crush's love life... you need one of your own," said Azimio with a sad sigh.

"Trust me... I really.." Dave suddenly felt a little nervous as Azimio began to smirk and whisper to himself.

"That's brilliant," beamed Azimio, looking up at Dave, who looked more than a little disturbed, "I'm going to get you a boyfriend!"

TBC

Don't fret my loves, there will be no OC's in here... though in my mind.. for season 3.. there will be a college tour guide (looks like Adam Lambert... played by him would be cool too)... that Dave fauns over and makes Kurt pissed... oh how I wish...