Trixie (skiing): ...french fries...pizza...pizza...pizza-french fries... I wonder where the others are.

Saten: Not su-

Tad: [arrives, with his friends close behind] Well well well, if it isn't Saten Waste!

Saten: [winces and covers his face with his right hand] Oh no.

Tad: Say Waste, you don't mind if I take your girlfriend Heather out for some fondue tonight, do ya?

Saten: Who? [a woman skis up and stands next to the Tad]

Heather: Sorry, Saten, it's just that when it comes to skiing, Tad has all the right moves.

Tad: I just might show her my moves tonight, if you know what I mean. [giggles]

Heather: You aren't mad, are you, Saten? I mean, a girl's gotta look out for her best interests.

Trixie: [just looks at them] ...who are you people?!

Saten: Yeah, what the hell is going on?!

Tad: Still don't wanna race me? I told you he was chicken, Heather. Saten Twist the Waste! [laughs disdainfully]

Saten: All right dude, if I race you, will you leave me alone?

Tad and friends: Oooooooo!

Tad: Alright, fine. You and me at the summit, now!


Saten loses the race, not serprised by said fact.

Tad: No hard feelings, right, Waste?! [starts laughing, leaves].

Nerdy Teen Girl: ... Saten.. For what it's worth, I think you were really brave.

Trixie: Who are you?

Nerdy Teen Girl: Hey, all the cool teens are gonna be at the youth center tonight for a dance. I hope you'll come because you're just so... we-hell, you're just so.. well, that's all. [turns around and walks off]

Trixie: (not comfortable with that last part).


CHAIR LIFT:

Twilight: Finally, we get to go skiing!

Derpy: Yeah, we may not have gotten to ski earlier, but with this lift we'll get more runs in than anybody.

Sword: Yeah.. Hey look, this chair lift goes right into a building. [the lift turns, drops them off, and moves back out].

Phil: Welcome back, folks!

Josh: We've got a special offer we can't wait to tell you about!

Sword: FUCK!

Derpy: Man this weirdest thing I ever seen.. Well, except for last week.


LAST WEEK:

Derpy is driving her daughter Dinky and Dinky's friend Scootaloo, the two girls are arguing a bit.

Dinky: Shut it Scootaloo, you silly moose!

Derpy: (bears down on the brakes) (angrily) What did you say?!

Dinky: I just... She's a silly goose.

Derpy (angrily) You do not say "Big silly goose"! You call her an asshole like a 'normal' little girl!

Dinky: But mom I-

Derpy (sternly): YOU CALL YOUR FRIEND AN ASSHOLE THIS INSTANT!

Dinky: (to Scootaloo) ... You asshole.

Derpy: That's better.