I stared at the newly released Bingo Book and flipped through the pages and landed on mine.

Name: Suna no Tamako

Sex: Female

DoB:

Affliction: Sunagakure, Unknown

Chakra Affinity: Doton, Suiton, Shouton

Height: 159cm (5'2)

Weight: 40kg

Rank: B-Rank

Taijutsu: 3

Ninjutsu: 3

Genjutsu: 1.5

Intelligence: 2.5

Strength: 2

Speed: 2.5

Stamina: 2.5

Handseals: 4

Total: 21

Eyes: Ebony

Hair: Periwinkle

*If found, capture alive to either Sunagakure or Konohagakure*

Bounty: 5,000,000 ryo

'Tch, they even used my old registration picture.' I continued to walk down the dirt road, nearing Hi no Kuni border with Kaze no Kuni. So far, no one has even recognized me.

Nearing towards a relatively large building that wasn't even on the map, I checked over the clothes I was currently wearing.

I opted for a fishnet shirt that covered by a trenchcoat similar to what Anko wore and left the zipper untouched, exposing my front body, the color was black with a single red cloud hovering over my left breast. Then, I wore simple fishnet legging and black denim shorts.

I shoved my hands into the pocket of my jacket and flickered to the entrance and opened the door. The building was disguised as a medical center, I quickly ask for directions to a random room number and headed towards the men side of the bathroom and touched the urinal in disgust. The urinal moved back and revealed a large room with slots into the wall.

A man, who I presumed was the owner of some sort, raised a kunai at me.

"Calm, a friend of mine told me of this place, I need to cash something in." I raised my hands above my head in surrender before lowering them down at his consent.

"A bit young aren't ya?"

"No one told me that when they decided they want me in the cells." I shrugged before looking through my inventory for Douto. Once finding it, I popped him out and smashed the crystal.

"Yuki's old daimyo, hefty price on this fella. Where did you pick him up?"

"During a mission where I was considered a comrade back in Suna. 10,000,000 million for him right?"

"He's a bit damaged, here, I'll give you a steal since it's your first time here. 9,500,000"

I walked over to him and shook his hand.

"Deal"

. . .

"What makes you so special?" Pein stood in front of me and folded his hands.

"My kekkei genkai. I'm able to send out an army force in a blink of an eye, I could even create a huge network of spies, which I did. Now, Pein-sama, what information would you like today?" I crossed my legs and waited for his response.

"Ichibi."

I nodded before holding up the release sign, closed my eyes and replied.

"Ichibi's container currently is in Sunagakure, doing small missions for raising the village budget, he's with his team as well as a replacement sensei..."I trailed off before opening my eyes. "His replacement sensei is a normal jonin, decent taijutsu, and ninjutsu. His genjutsu could use some work. The team currently with him is his siblings, Kankuro and Temari. Kankuro specializes in puppets and has great chakra control. His sister, Temari, specializes in futon, she uses a large fan, without it, she's powerless. It seems that the council is debating if Ichibi's going to follow his father's footsteps.

Pein nodded and dispersed into holograms. I looked at the bracelet they group provided me, similar to the rings, allowing communication. I took it off and threw it into my inventory and headed towards Otagakure.

Sasuke recently defected Konoha, and I must give my salutations as fellow defectors of the same age.

I sprinted towards the directions while glancing at my minimap ever so often, encountering a couple bandits and whooping their ass as well as taking all their shit.

Stuffing a couple ryo into my inventory, I neared an unsuspicious tree and walk around it.

"If my memory serves me right, this is Orochimaru's sound base. So how the fuck am I suppose to get in?" I walked around the tree thrice before getting a conclusion.

I walked up to the tree, infused chakra into my fist, and thought, maybe making them come out was an excellent idea.

I then slammed a fist into the tree, completely destroying half of it.

I stood back, waiting for something, to come up and n' greet me.

My luck skill is a blessing.

The very, Uchiha Sasuke, took his time and went to look at the cause of the commotion and mini-earthquake.

"Sasu-cakes! I missed ya! How's being a missing-nin so far? Feels good huh? Being free." I put my arms out into a hugging gesture, Sasuke frowned at me and spoke.

"Tamako, what do you want? Coming to an S-rank missing-nin base and destroying it can't be on your to-do list."

"Is that sarcasm I hear? No, I'm here to discuss something, mainly about your brother."

Sasuke's eyes darken admittedly, an inch away from shoving a kunai down my throat.

"I know how much you want to kill him, so I'll help. With information of course." My smile soon turned into a frown.

"Don't worry, I'll always be on your side, besides, kids like us gotta stick together, right?"

"Just spit out the damn information already."

I lifted my hands in surrender and answered back.

"Itachi's abilities and I'm not sugar-coating anything, is par of a kage. Plain in simple, his stamina however in nonexistent. In total, I've gathered his overall total would be 35.5, rivaling Sannin Jiraiya."

"How do I know your information is correct?"

"Sasu-cakes, I found Orochimaru's hideout, a feat no one else has ever done, trust me, and you'll get your revenge in, two or three years, give or take."

"Why are you helping me? Last time I bothered to check, you tried selling Naruto for some damn money."

"For one, I didn't try to sell him or even attempted to-" I was interrupted briefly.

"-you shared your thoughts about it."

"Yes, shared. Anyways, I believe I'll get a profit from this, who doesn't want the great Uchiha Sasuke on their good side?"

Sasuke gave a glanced at me.

"I swear I won't betray you, I'll even do that dramatic 'cut my hand and offer blood' for you or some shit."

. . .

I groaned.

'It took fucking days to convince this motherfucker Uchiha. I swear, if Itachi doesn't make it alive, I quit this game.' I traveled down the dirt path and passed puddles, lakes and a couple rice fields.

'And coming do this humid ass place better be worth it. I should've gone on a journey for Tsunade before Naruto convinced her old ass.' I grumbled before stopping at a small dock.

"Oji-san, I'll be borrowing this boat thing for a couple days, you good?" I spoke with rudeness.

"And what makes you think I'll let ya?"

I glared at the man and summoned a couple kunais and let the levitate around him in circles.

"Repeat that please."

He soon gave me the boat, along with some food, map, and compass.

"If my memory serves me correct and the GPS in this game isn't crap..." I rowed the boat into the sea while recalling vague memories, "Haku said to meet him on this island along with Zabuza..." I rowed what seems to be hours until the said island met my gaze.

The island was relatively small and looked liked a perfect hideout of any missing-nin would jump on.

'Maybe I can take this over...' I jumped off the boat and ran across the water into the beach. Still pooling chakra into the soles of my feet, I walked on the sand, leaving no traces and continued until reaching a small cliff. I quickly walked upwards before trying to sense Haku or Zabuza's chakra.

[2 large chakras and 18 small chakras found west of you.]

"Fuck, someone else is here." I ran towards the direction and reached near a clearing, in the middle was Haku and Zabuza, duking it out with 10 shinobi, 8 of the already passed out with a senbon to the neck.

I slapped my hands together and formed a large cage that trapped the remaining shinobi and flickered next to Haku.

"Yo." I soluted lazily before observing the capture lot.

"Who are they?" I asked flipping through my bingo book.

"Not sure, they just started attacking us," Zabuza responded, still wearing his cow uniform.

"What's your name? I'll spare you." I walked forward and waited.

"F-fuma Kentaro." He stuttered, looking quite young, maybe a year to two older than me.

"Fuma?" I muttered to myself. "Why does that sound so familiar..?" I paused for a minute or two, looking through my brain for any piece of information.

"Ah!" I raised my pointer finger up. "Are you originally from Otogakure?" He shook his head and replied. "No, but some of us are. I-i'm from Ame." He pointed at a mother and, who I presumed, her son, she sat on the floor and wore clothes that resemble rags.

'Fuck, I remember. Fuma clan from the Manga is an aggressive clan who usually wields fuma shuriken while the Anime Fuma Clan is a clan from Oto and half of it is currently with Orochimaru and the other half are 'traitors' and usually are criminals. Jackpot.'

"Ah, I know your clan. Your name means Sharp Wind Demon. Interesting..." I walked to the other side of the cage and stared into the eyes of the woman who shielded her son away from me and cried.

"Your clan is under Orochimaru, isn't it?" I murmured quietly, crouching down to her level. "Don't worry, he's my enemy too. Is it just you and your son?" She nodded.

"Y-yes, but he's not my son, he's my brother, our mother was killed while we tried to escape, we found this Island and they welcomed us in a couple days ago..." She trailed off. I nodded before snapping my fingers, the cage dispersed into dust that was blown away by the wind.

"You all must hate the Akatsuki then," I said, looking for any dust on myself. I was interrupted when someone picked me up by my collar.

"You know that Akatsuki? Tell me!" I looked bored at the man and flicked him in the forehead, sending him skidding back. I fell on my feet to the ground with grace.

"I'm part of the Akatsuki. Well, more of an info broker, I give them info and they keep me safe from Konoha and Suna. I'm sure you know me or heard of me. The name's Suna no Tamako." His eyes widen and took a couple steps back.

"You're the recent traitor from Suna! Enter and graduated a year earlier and turned chunin on your first exams! You even cashed in Yuki's old daimyo." I heard a whistle behind.

"Damn gaki, a Daimyo? How much you get?" Zabuza asked strapping Kiribocho onto his back.

"Just 9,500,000. He was originally 10,000,000 but his head was so fucked up, bashed and his brain was leaking out." Behind me, everyone's jaw dropped. That amount of money alone is not even possible for them to make in their lifetime.

"Shit, that's not a lot of money."

"Well he wasn't really causing any problems except to his own country, but a Daimyo is a Daimyo." He nodded in agreement.

"Well, what happened? Before you saved Haku and me, now you're a missing-nin. Got bored? And who's the Akatsuki? Info broker? Gaki, what the fuck did you do in less than a year?"

I laughed at Zabuza's remark.

"No, I planned but got caught. Akatsuki, well, is a group who strive for world peace...is what they say. They're trying to capture all Biju and take over the world. Sounds like my kind of group." I explained, cracking a smile as Zabuza laughed.

"They strong?"

"They got Kisame in their ranks."

"Well shit."

. . .

"So you're telling me that the leader of this so-called 'Akatsuki' is controlling the Mizukage, Yagura?" Haku said, chewing on a piece of the very expensive dango I got from Cha no Kuni.

"Hai."

"And Yagura is going to die in two years?"

"Hai."

"And for some reason, you know this?"

"Hey, this is info that usually cost you millions. I guarantee this will happen, besides, the real reason you want me here is..?"

"It's about that disease you told me to cure. I've only got pills to slow it down, but nothing to cure, I'm sorry, but I have no idea. I could research more if you give me the patient's blood sample, just 5 milliliters should be enough."

'Getting blood from Itachi? Not even Hidan can do that.'

"I'll take the pills, I'll try to get the blood, it might take awhile."

"Wait, you mean you're trying to cure someone without them knowing?"

"It's...complicated. I'll explain once this is all over. So, you guys planning to go back to Kiri once Mei becomes Mizukage?"

"Mei..?" Zabuza said, his eyes widening. "You mean Terumī Mei, my genin teammate? She becomes the Mizukage? How are you sure?"

"My spy, who's in the council, told me that they are considering Mei to succeed Yagura if anything happens to him.

"You got an inside in the council? How corrupt is Kiri?"

"Very, with Yagura the kage. Once he's finally gone, most of the corruption is gone, save for my spies. I don't think you need to do any missions for any money anymore. Yagura is going to die anyway."

"Well, I'm trusting you gaki, and one wrong move could end up you dead in a ditch."

"Noted."

"Anyway, what are we suppose to do with them!?" He pointed at the 37 people behind me, eating a buffet I stole and hid in my inventory.

"I dunno, we could make our own group or something, go wild."

. . .

I lounged on the couch of the room, currently in the Akatsuki base in an unknown location. It reminded her of Orochimaru's base, cold, damp and dark as fuck.

Why was I here?

To catch a weasel.

Then the very person I needed, entered the living room. I stood up and opened my mouth.

"Uchiha Itachi, I need to talk to you." He stared at me emotionlessly before quietly agreeing and followed me to a private training room. I looked around and sensed for any chakra signatures before activated private seals.

"Now is it that you need from me?" He questioned, full on guard, ready to slice my throat.

'Save file 3'

"I have dreams, and they become true every single time." I paused to look at his reaction. Nothing.

"I saw...Sasuke and you fighting-" Itachi grabbed my throat and shoved me against the wall.

"How much do you know?"

"E-everything. I t-to want peace, t-that's why I went rogue." He loosens his grip slightly and activated his Sharingan. "Because the Akatsuki does so much damage that I need to fix without altering the future to much, the future isn't perfect, but it's the ideal outcome."

"Talk." He dropped me on the floor as I collapsed onto my knees.

'T-that killer intent.' I gulped before continuing.

"You and Sasuke fight, he wins and you die. Sasuke collapses and Tobi, or Madara as you know, picks him up, along with your eyes, and takes him to a disclosed location, I'm not too sure about. Once Sasuke wakes up, Amaterasu activates at the sight of 'Madara' but he already perceived that." I took a deep breath and stood up.

"Sasuke later finds out about your sacrifice and wants revenge on the elders, he crashes in 5 Kage Summit, which Tsunade was unable to attend as she was in a coma, in her steed, Shimura Danzo. He and Sasuke get into a fight, Sasuke kills him. After using his Susanoo to long, he transplants your eyes into him, giving him Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, and if you don't know, it's similar to the Mangekyo, but no damage is done." I looked at his scarlet eyes.

"You overused your eyes to the point you can no longer see too well and your disease holds you back."

"How do I know I can trust you?"

"I have the cure." His eyes widen.

I took out a small pill dispenser and showed him.

"These pills can slow down the disease eating up your body, it will soothe your lungs as well. Drinking mint tea can also help with the coughing up blood part. As far as I know, the Mangekyo Sharingan can only activate when someone experiences an overload of emotions. It also will give the user terrible sickness, may it be mental, as Sasuke succumb to the Uchiha Hatred, or physical, as yourself."

"Why are you telling me this? I could just kill you right now without no one even noticing."

"Uchiha Itachi, you are the noblest, kindest, as well as the trustworthy person I know. You never want war, I hate war. I'm here to stop the last war, the Fourth Shinobi War. We win of course, but with so many sacrifices. If I compare you to anyone else, you are the only shinobi who could take on Madara without help, you are such a valuable person, personality wise, and strength wise. So please, help me make peace, to take down Madara, and to save your brother form darkness."

I bowed deeply as I could and prayed that Itachi didn't decapitate me on the spot.

"What's our plan?"

I cried on the spot.

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. .

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Character Status

Name: Tamako

Class: The Gamer

Age: 12 Years Old

Title: Momma's Little Gem

Status: Happiness overflows, dazed

Level: 124

HP: 5,592- HP Regen: 3.5 per 5 seconds

CP: 5,975- CP Regen: 3.5 per 5 seconds

Strength: 140

Vitality: 141

Wisdom: 136

Intelligence: 136

Dexterity: 144

Agility: 142

Luck: 125

Fame/Infamy: -2600

Sunagakure no Sato acknowledges you and hunting you

Konohagakure Genin acknowledges you and hunting you

Yukigakure no Sato Appreciates you

Money: 9,673,290 ryo (17,329 USD)

Unspent Points: 156

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(another sorry gift due to my hiatus)

OMAKE

"You want me, the person who spied on the Akatsuki, and S-Ranked-nin and the World's most informed person, to watch some snot-nosed kids fight for a fucking bell?" I stared into Kakashi's obsidian orbs as Naruto groaned and banged his head on his desk.

"Don't say it like that, it sounds terrible. Look Tamako, I need your opinion and information collecting skills for the future genin and village. Please dattebayo."

"What exactly am I supposed to do? Watch them beat each other up? Harass them a couple times?"

"In other words, yes. You'll be helping me decide." Kakashi informed, crossing his arms and leaned against the wall."

"And when is this?"

"In five minutes."

"What the fucking hell Hatake."

"Well it was supposed to start about 20 minutes ago, but we got time."

I groaned and massage my headache away.

"Kami help these children. Alright, I'll do it if you throw in a mission in the fucking outside world."

"Deal"

Right when Naruto agreed, Kakashi places his hand on my shoulder and flickers to a nearby forest near the Academy. We walked forward, escaping from the shadows.

"Then we can't use discretion, can we?" Kakashi stated, walked exactly two paces ahead of me.

"Rokudaime!"

Everyone gasped even some even took a step back.

"Kakashi-oji-chan! Tamako-oba-chan!" Baruto yelled, walking towards us.

"Yo Baruto." I raised my fist and Baruto fist bumped me back.

"What are you guys doing here?" Baruto questioned.

"What am I doing here?" Kakashi repeated with closed eyes. "Well, Tamako and I are the proctors."

"HUH!?" The whole class exploded in shrieks.

"Rokudaime is the proctor!?" Denki gasped out.

"Tamako is also proctoring too, Rokudaime has aged as well as lost his Sharingan, she's our biggest threat," Shikadai commented.

"She's the double-agent for the Akatsuki under the Kazekage's orders and council, she's the main reason why we even got close to winning the war! She's even said to be the most Informed person in the world! She also got the skills back that up as people say she's par of Rokudaime! Maybe more!" Chocho exclaimed, cupping her hands together.

"This is amazing! Konohagakure's famous child genius who became a jonin at the age of 12! Rokudaime who forged peace after the Great Shinobi War...and he's going to be our proctor!?"

"I think this is going to be a drag..."

"Calm down guys! Kakashi-oji-chan already is already retired!"

"That still doesn't matter, despite Kakashi an old wrinkling thing, he still has skills, if I fight one on one with him, I'm not sure who's going to win. Besides, can you really defeat a Kage level shinobi by yourself, Baruto?"

Everyone visibly gulped as Kakashi chuckled.

"Now now, Tamako, give some support to the kids, besides, I know a whole lot about all of you."

"And? What is it?"

"I know you're a group of troublemakers." Kakashi's face visibly darken. "That why Tamako and I became proctors. We can't let troublemakers become shinobi.

"Huh?" Baruto responded dumbly.

"Let me repeat what I said. We don't need troublemakers. I'll be watching. Whether you have what it takes to become a worthy shinobi or not. Let's see first..." Kakashi reached into his pocket and pulled out the infamous bell.

"If you can take away any bells, you pass. How's that?"

I pulled out two more bells and let them dangle in front of me.

"By the way, headbands and targets are only for clarifying decisions. We don't want to go overboard and end up killing anyone." Kakashi glanced at me.

"It was one time! And he was wanted!"

"The client wanted him alive, not 192 senbons stuck onto his body."

I raised my middle finger to him.

The crowd rumbled a bit, with some looking uneasily at me.

"Sounds like fun," Baruto commented, cracking his knuckles.

"Fun? You think being a shinobi is fun? Well, would it be fun to kill your enemy? Knowing he or she had a family waiting for him back home? Will it be fun to see your own teammates ruthless murdered because you thought this job is a game?" I tiredly laughed. "Well, you're going to have the time of your life..." I trailed off.

The whole crowd was silent and was interrupted by Kakashi throwing a fake cough.

"There are only three bells, meaning only three people can pass."

"Eh!?"

"Wait a minute, only three people!? That isn't fair!" Baruto exclaimed.

"You can quit if you don't like it." Kakashi looked away bored.

"A cell requires four men, three students, and one sensei, this is a time of peace, we don't need 30 students each year."

"That's right, in this day and age, we have enough personnel. It's not a big deal if no one passes."

"Eh?"

"How can you say something so messed up?" Baruto called out.

"What's so messed up about it? That's because, in real battle, there's no way to predict what you'll be up against" Shino spoke out, Konohamaru soon following.

"Don't forget...in the world you're striving to enter, one mistake can mean death."

"Besides, no enemy will stop if you comment how 'messed up' it is. Hell, they'll probably kill your teammates in brutal ways before killing you slowly, trust me. No one is going to wait for you to catch up. It's a kill or be killed world."

"The senseis' are being scary..."

I huffed, 'Scary? She's hardly ready for the academy if she's from Suna.'

"I'll give you an example. You know the famous Danzo Uchiha Scandal?"

Everyone nodded furiously.

"Shimura Danzo was a corrupt councilman and ordered 13-year-old Uchiha Itachi to massacre the Uchiha Clan simply for the fact they were getting too strong, Danzo blackmailed him into doing so. Then put all the blame on Itachi, who later joins to Akatsuki to spy on them. Danzo also implanted Sharingans into his body. Danzo was later taken into custody and executed!"

"Correct! Now, Baruto, you think that's fair?"

Baruto shook his head and bent his head downwards. Sarada followed his example. I walked towards her and gave her a hug.

"Don't worry, I was with Itachi-oji-chan to keep him company." I hugged her tightly and walked back to Kakashi.

"We will be acting as Rokudaime's guards and Tamako will be roaming by herself. Which one would you pick? Four people for one bell or an S-Ranked-nin with two bells? These are decisions that a shinobi must make. Remember, Tamako was once a shinobi strong enough to take on two Akatsuki members and the said group considered her of their own."

"Come'on gakis. Let see what you're made of. If you do get one hit on me, I'll tell you all about my missing-nin time" I bribed with a wink.

"We're not going to hold back, so come at us with the intent to kill."

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Author Note

Note that the OMAKE events are just extras.

if it's real or not,

that's for you to decide

;)

6/16/2018

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