Chapter 28.
AN: I said, stop flaming the story, it was a mistake when professor Trelawney said that, okay! GO TO ****ING H*LL! YOU SUCK! Thanks to *fily* for the help! Raven, have fun with kiwi!
I have so many questions about this authors note.I don't get the authors note even though it's in English.
We went into a black room.
I thought they had snuck outside to talk? Black room built outside?
The walls were black with portraits of gothic bands like MCR, GC and Marylin Manson all over them.
Black walls don't sound nice. It would make the room look awfully small wouldn't it?
A big black coffin was in the middle. Red velvet lined the black box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skulls in them. I was wearing a black corset bar with purple stuff on it, fishnet stockings and a black leather thong underneath.
Were you wearing pants? How are you wearing a bar? When did you change clothing? What's purple stuff? Did the colour purple come to life and glue itself onto your clothes?
I sat down one of the chairs despairingly.
Edited Out: dispersed sitting
So did Draco and Vampire.
"Are you okay?" Vampire asked putting his alabaster hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing black nail polish with red crosses on it.
"Yah I guess," I said sadly. Draco also put his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my black lipstick. "The problem is….I have to seduce Voldemort. I'll have to go back in time"
How do you smile with black lipstick? That's one interesting spell… Most people smile with their lips.
Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.
"It's okay Ebony," he said finally. "But what about me? We're not going to break up or anything, are we?"
"Of course not!" I gasped.
"Really?" he asked.
"Sure," I said.
We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us longingly.
Then I took off Draco's MCR shirt and seductively took off his pants.
You realise that another person is sitting beside you right?
He was *hung lik a stallone.* He had replaced the Vampire tattoo that said Ebony on it.
You mean replaced it *with* one that said Ebony? I have too much of a headache to play the option game right now.
Black roses were around it. I gasped. He looked exactly like Gerard Way.
He doesn't look anything like Gerard Way.
Vampire took a video camera. (I had said it was okay before).
WHY would you want anyone filming you doing it?! One moment, let me just go vomit, then I'll continue editing.
I took off my clothes, then we were in for the ride of our lives.
We started frenching as we climbed into the coffin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
One of the most ridiculous ways of saying "we had sex" so far. Don't you involve the Big Bang Theory in this, it's one of my favorite shows. Bang theory? What about Star Trek?
"I love you Ebony. Oh, let me feel you, I need to feel you," he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vampire film everything perfectly. Suddenly….
"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!"
It was….Snape and Professor McGonagall!
I agree, what the **** are they doing? Why the **** are they doing it?
