The Knight Stooges
In There's No Joy in a Medieval Toy
It is night time at Canterlot City. We see King Nightmare with Slice and Dice right behind him and are driving on a toy train with a remote on King Nightmare's left hand and he laughed evilly, and they've crashed right into a toy store. And once they've stopped Dice blowed a trumpet with his left hand.
"Charge!" ordered King Nightmare as he pointed his left index finger to steal the toys as he turned his head to the right so he can see Slice and Dice with an evil smile on his face. And then they've started to steal every toy it's got. "Take every toy in sight." He said as he raises his left fist in the air. And they've drove out of the toy store with the stolen toys on every cart as King Nightmare now grabs a remote with his right hand.
"Soon anyone who wants a toy will have to buy it from me, King Nightmare!" said King Nightmare as he turned his head to the left so he can look at the fourth wall with an evil smile on his face as he laughs evilly.
Meanwhile at the stooge's junk company, we see Owen and Georgia repairing an old engine.
"Saw! Pliers!" said Owen as he asked Georgia for the pliers with his left hand. Then Georgia grabbed the pliers with her left hand and handed it to Owen. Then Owen screwed a bolt and twisted to the left two times. "Rench!" he said as he tossed the pliers to the back, then Georgia grabbed the rench with her left hand and handed it to Owen. Then Owen twist the bolt to the left and threw it to the right. Then Connor appeared on the left side of the engine as he placed his front hands on his hips as he glared at them.
"What gives with you guys." Said Connor as he glared at them. Then Owen and Georgia turned their heads to the right so they can see him with smiles on their faces.
"The engine's all ready Connor." Said Georgia as she told him that the engine is ready.
"I'll show you fizzleheads how to turn an engine over." Said Connor as he's about to teach them how to turn an engine over, then he turned the motor stick forward which causes Owen and Georgia's hands to go up and down and also turned Connor's body to go forward. "Nnnnaaauuuggghh!" he yelled. And then they started to go backwards without an actual vehicle.
"Nnnnnaaaaauuuugggghhh!" they yelled as they are headed to their building, but they went up and went inside into the chimney. "Nnnaauugh!" they yelled. And then Connor's legs are caught which causes them to stretch as they've exited out of the window, and then they've steered to the left ands started to circle around the building two times as they are still yelling and woo wooing because of it, and once they've steered to the left one last time they've crashed through a window and crash landed as they are now in a pile and we see Connor's hands are out of the engine, because he is now stuck inside the engine.
"Get me loose melonhead!" yelled Connor as he pointed his left index finger to his feet four times. As Owen turned his head to the left so he can see Connor's feet who is been tangled on a seat, and then he flicked Connor's feet with his left index finger and once the feet have been untangled they've been launched out of the room and started to retract to Connor and once again we heard a crash and we see Connor who has his feet on his chin and his head started to bounce a couple times with his eyes closed.
"The engines running great Connor. But I think you need a tune up, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Said Owen as he placed his front hands on his feet and pointed his right index finger at him and placed it back on his hip as he laughed at his own joke.
"When I get through of you, you'll need a complete overhaul!" yelled Connor as his head continues to bounce. Then a cap from the engine began to unscrew to the right and pops open to the left, and magic came out of the engine and landed on top of Connor's head and Princess Twilight appeared.
"Attention stooges!" yelled Princess Twilight Sparkle as Connor moves his pupils upward so he can see her.
"Uh-oh! It's Princess Twilight!" alerted Georgia.
"King Nightmare is out to steal all the toys in the world. Save the toys for this world's children, stop King Nightmare." Said Princess Twilight as she pointed her right forehoof at them two times.
"Into our armors!" yelled Connor as he pointed his right index finger. Then Connor lift up the engine with both of his hands so he can move freely, and then they ran to a stack of tires and once of them jumped in and magic light appeared and jumped out of the stack of tires who are now in their armors one at a time. (Connor's first, and Georgia's second).
"Knight stooges!" (Connor)
"Away!" (Connor, Owen, and Georgia) Then Owen jumped into the stack of tires last but got stuck and then he used his extendo spell and he raised up so he can move freely and they started to run which causes Owen to groan two times.
"Tomorrow I just get to start my diet. Woo, woo, woo, woo!" said Owen as he turned his pupils to the left so he can see the fourth wall and turned his pupils back to the right. Then they continue to run to stop King Nightmare from stealing all the toys of the world so he can get rich.
Later that night, the stooges disguised they're junk company into a toy store to trap King Nightmare.
"Now that we've got the building and us disguise. Our plan can't fail." Said Connor as he negotiate the plan to his brother and sister. And we cut to see the inside of the building, the room is now filled with toys so the can attract King Nightmare. And we moved to the right we see Georgia disguised as a doll, Owen disguised as a Jack in the box, and Connor disguised as a tow tractor who is trying to get Owen in disguise. (Georgia's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Connor's on the right).
"And when King Nightmare comes to our toy store, we nab him, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Said Owen as he's being forced into the Jack in the box disguise.
"It's gonna be tough to get this jerk in the box inside that Jack in the box." Said Connor as he pushed Owen forcibly inside the Jack in the box disguise with both his hands and knees. But then he's been springged up by Owen as he's been launched. "Nnnnnaaauuuuggghhhhh!" he yelled as he's been crushed on the roof caused by Owen.
"Oh! Sorry Connor must be spring fever. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Said Owen as he turned his head to the right so he can see Connor and turned his head back to the left so he can laugh at his joke.
Meanwhile the stooges are about to get into position so they can stop Nightmare. (Georgia's on the left, Connor's on the middle, and Owen's on the right).
"I think I hear King Nightmare." Said Connor as he thought he hear King Nightmare coming, so they get into position. But it wasn't King Nightmare or Slice and Dice it is a woman and her boy.
"Pick out any toy you like Brucey." The mother said as she told Brucey to pick out any toy in the toy store. Then Brucey picked up Georgia and stretched her like an accordion.
"This accordion plays rotten music." said Brucey as he threw Georgia to the right side of the building. Then he jumped on Connor and started to drive which causes to run over ten piles of toys. "Oh boy! I can't wait til I get my driver's license." he said as he turned his head to the left so he can see the fourth wall with excitement on his face.
"I hate to see what this kid would do with a hunting license." said Connor as he whispered at the fourth wall by turning his pupils to the left so he can see the fourth wall and placing his left hand on his right cheek. And then he hit the brakes which causes Connor to stop and then Brucey got off of him and pushed him with his left hand, and he picked up the Jack in the box toy and shook it six times.
"This dumb toy won't work." said Brucey as he looked at the fourth wall in disappointment. Then he turned his head back to the left so he can see the busted toy again, and so he flinged the box which launched Owen and he crashed somewhere from the right side of the building, and then Brucey threw the box away to the left side of the building. And then his mother and him started to leave the toy store. "Phooey! These toys are junk." he said in disappointment. And we cut to see the stooges are in a dog pile due to the crash, which causes Owen to groan.
"I think we should've posed as footballs, their used to this sorta thing." said Owen, while Georgia and Connor turned their heads so they can see him.
Meanwhile they tried again.
"Shhhh! Here comes King Nightmare." said Connor as they get back into position. Then King Nightmare crashed through the wall with the toy train as he laughs evilly.
"After I rob this store, I'll have every toy in the city." said King Nightmare as he told about his plan. Then he stopped right beside the stooges. "These toys look like junk." he said as he prefer the toys junk, which causes Georgia to glare at King Nightmare.
"Hey, wait a minute!" yelled Georgia in comment. Then she covered her mouth with her right hand to avoid blowing her cover. And then she pulled a string from her disguise that is on the front of her disguise and then she leaned forward and starts moving like a real doll. "I am Georgia doll. Would you like to play with me." she said as she walks toward King Nightmare like a doll.
"Gather up all the toys!" said King Nightmare as he turned his head to the right so he can see his minions with an evil smirk on his face and pointed his right index finger at the stooges.
"Come on. Now we sneak up on King Nightmare and nab him." said Connor as he turned his head to the left so he can see Owen in disguise. "Sneak schnook!" he said, then he elbowed him with his left elbow which causes Owen to bounce in different angles to get Nightmare. And then he's been launched by the toy's spring.
"Nnnnaaauuuuoooaaagggghhhhh!" the stooges yelled as the plan backfired as they are now trapped inside the spring as they are tangled up. (Georgia's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Connor's on the right). Then King Nightmare came towards them with the toy train that he's still on with an evil smirk on his face.
"The knight stooges. They're not much but I might be able to get half price for them." said King Nightmare as he laughs evilly that he caught the stooges.
Meanwhile the stooges are trapped inside an abandoned toy warehouse.
"Instead of getting King Nightmare. King Nightmare's gotten us." said Connor as he tried to pull the door with both of his hands so they can get out. (Georgia's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Connor's on the right).
"At least we gotten into his hideout." said Owen as Georgia turned her head to the left so he can see Owen.
"Yeah but how are we gonna gotten out of here?" said Georgia as she turned her head back to the right so she can see Connor trying to open the door.
"We're gonna gotten out of it with the tiny tum trick pic spell." said Connor as he check the lock and rose back up, and turned his entire body to the right so he can see Owen in a frightening stance. And then he pressed Owen's chest plate with his right index finger while Owen looked down at it in shock. And then he started to shrink which conjured the spell.
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" said Owen in fear as he's shrunked down into the size of an ant. Then Connor grabbed him with his right index finger and thumb and placed him in front of the lock, as Owen climbed inside.
O.k. short, fat, and dopey, open that lock." said Connor as he ordered Owen to open the lock, then Owen went inside the lock so he can unlock it. And then we hear a couple of noises coming from inside the lock.
"I think I got it!" yelled Owen as he think he's got it. But somehow the door fell down and crash landed on Connnor and Georgia with the lock still standing, then Owen came out of the still standing lock and jumped out of it and landed on top of the door with a smile on his face. "Yoo-hoo! Connor, Georgia!" yelled Owen as he turned his head to the right and back to the left so he can find Connor and Georgia. Then Connor launched the door to the back with his right hand while Owen jumped out of the way and we see Connor and Georgia lying down on the ground flat as a pancake. And so they got back up turned their entire bodies to the left and saw Owen driving a wind up toy car with a smile on his face. Then the head lights from the car turned on and magic came out of them and landed on Connor's chest plate and Princess Twilight appeared.
"Quit toying around, and stop King Nightmare!" yelled Twilight as she turned her head to the upper left so she can see Connor and back to the bottom right so she can see Owen. Then the toy car drove off leaving Owen behind since he fell down backwards, the Connor leaned down and looked at Owen while he sat down.
"Tattle tale!" yelled Connor as he blamed Owen for toying around.
Meanwhile the stooges are on top of the warehouse and are coming up with a plan to stop King Nightmare.
"We'll get into King Nightmare's store with the saw skate spell." said Connor. Then Georgia conjured the saw skate spell and skated to the left making a circle and spin around to the left like a ballerina. (Georgia's on the left, Owen's on the middle, and Connor's on the right). But she didn't know that they're inside the circle and they fell down and CRASH crash landed inside the warehouse with the toys that are under them. (Owen's on the left, Georgia's on the middle, and Connor's on the right). Then Georgia turned her head to the left and spotted something that made her shock.
"L-Look Connor, it's King Nightmare!" yelled Georgia in shock as King Nightmare is on a toy jet with an evil smile on his face. And then he launched trying to catch the stooges.
"This calls for the bye bye plane spell." said Connor as he says that it's time for the emergency spell. And then they morphed into the plane with Connor as a pilot. (Georgia's on the top, and Owen's on the bottom). And then they took off for a dog fight.
"My frisby's will soon take care of them!" said King Nightmare as he's holding five frisby's with his left arm and launched a frisby with his right hand as he laughed evilly. Then they dodged them by going up and down and up and down.
"This calls for the gumbo jawbreaker buster." said Connor as he turned his pupils to the right. Then Owen uses his frail with his right hand and conjured a couple of jawbreakers. "Fire!" he yelled as he ordered Owen to fire the jawbreakers. And then he fired the jawbreakers at King Nightmare. But he blocked them with a drum and soon Owen ate them and started chewing them and blow a big bubble which shocked King Nightmare and he went straight through the buble.
"And now its..." (Connor)
"Pop!" (Owen)
"goes the weasel." said Connor as he popped the big bubble with his right index finger and he fell down with the toy jet with them.
"Aaaaauuuggghhh!" yelled King Nightmare as he fell down and we heard a CRASH crash as he crash landed inside a toy house, then the stooges appeared and King Nightmare popped up on a jet shaped hole.
"Seal him in fatso!" ordered Connor as he ordered Owen to seal him in. Then Owen jumped right at King Nightmare which shocked him, then Owen uses his big butt to seal in the jet shaped hole trapping him.
"Boy! Am I glad I didn't start my diet tomorrow. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." joked Owen as he's glad he didn't start tomorrow. But Slice and Dice came out of the toy house as they carried Nightmare to escape since they're in the toy house the whole time.
Meanwhile the stooges are heading back to the castle with Connor and Georgia on top of the toy house and Owen is running to the castle.
"It's only fifty more miles to the castle Owen." said Connor as he told Owen that he's got fifty more miles to go.
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" said Owen as he's doing his exercise back to the castle.
