Tangled Up In Green

Heather O'Malley

Kim Possible is owned by the Disney Corporation and they have no connection to this what so ever. These characters are used without their permission and include a plea not to be sued as I have no money.

Teasing is good for you

Kim woke up lying on her left side, with Shego cuddled up behind her. It was nice and her naked wife certainly kept her plenty warm. It was lovely to be able to just lie there in her wife's arms and enjoy the beginnings of the morning. It was soft, gentle and she snuggled deeper into her wife's grasp, content. If every day of her life could start like this one her life would be perfect.

This was her last day of class before the Christmas break officially began and she was certainly looking forward to not having to deal with her idiot classmates until the beginning of January. Two and a half weeks with her wife and family. A trip to Florida to see her Nana. Those really had a major appeal to her and it pleased her to no end. Besides her abdomen had been aching and her center of balance was shifting, which was causing her some problems in terms of moving. She wanted to work with Shego to figure out a way she could keep her center of balance and fight more effectively. It would be nice and help convince her that she wasn't just fat.

Her OB-GYN appointment yesterday had shown them that Muffin was doing fine and seemed to have no apparent birth defects. That was a comfort though not much of a surprise. DNAmy had promised the child was in perfect health. What wasn't a comfort was the twelve pounds that she had gained since this whole thing had started. Her stomach ached because the skin was starting to stretch. Shego had gotten her some body butter to rub on the skin to keep it supple and help reduce the stretch marks that were inevitably going to come. She didn't like that bit, already missing her flat stomach. If Shego didn't have a fun and naughty way to put the stuff on she might be even more irritated by it.

She had been assured by both the Doctor and her mother that she could get back into shape after the child was born, as nothing said you had to let your body go after you had a kid. She thought about how trim and fit her mother was, especially after having the tweebs. She thought about Dara Torres, who had come back to the Olympics after having a kid. Maybe she could do this? If her mother could than certainly she could. And if Dara could go from being an Olympic level athlete to having a baby and retiring from the sport and then coming back to win a medal at forty-one certainly implied that she could do it. She might not be pleased that she was gaining weight but she could get back into shape. She wasn't even eighteen yet.

Her bladder woke up and demanded action. With a sigh, Kim freed herself from Shego and padded her way towards the bathroom. It made her wonder just how awkward things could get when she was larger. Thankfully her study of body movement as both a martial artist and as a cheerleader allowed her to feel better able to cope with the natural awkwardness of being pregnant. She knew that she was moving better than anyone figured she should be able to move and she hoped to continue that trend. The Yoga that Shego had been showing her was helping as well, especially the stuff that would supposedly make the whole having a baby easier. She was definitely looking forward to that as she had heard several horror stories about birth and seriously had no interest in a C section.

Once she finished up her business she started the shower. One last day of putting up with idiots who just didn't know when to shut up and get the hell out of her face then she could just relax at home, take the occasional baby sitting type mission that still came through the website and just be. She got into the hot water and sighed, feeling the pulsing jets work out the few knots in her neck that were testament to how the stress was getting to her. She heard the sound of Shego moving about in the bathroom, grumbling about how early it was. When her wife flushed there was thankfully no loss in water pressure, causing the cold water to take over. The inline water heater had been a brilliant decision from the thief. Shego climbed in, just in time to wash Kim's hair.

Kim returned the favor after she had rinsed the soap out of her hair. Taking care of each others hair was nice as dealing with long hair could be a total pain. While Shego rinsed out her dark hair, Kim used her conditioner. Shego had her own shampoo and conditioner, due to the odd properties of her body. It did smell nice though. Kim liked strawberry and other fruit based smells but Shego was much more herbal and earthy. It fit her.

Once done Kim stepped out and dried off while Shego finished up. Kim threw on her robe, to stave off the slight chill in the house and headed downstairs to fix her loves first cup of coffee of the morning. The coffeebot was lovely to have, grinding the beans, filtering the water and having the beverage ready who it was programmed to made life a lot easier, as it kept Shego from being too grumpy in the mornings. Kim took the mug upstairs and set it on the counter for her wife while she started to get ready. She had a belly band that allowed her to still wear some of her regular clothes which was a good thing. She wasn't looking forward to wearing much more regular maternity clothes, but it was a good compromise for her. The baggy cargo pants were comfortable and warm, so she was glad to wear them as long as she was able. The purple long sleeve pull over would also help in that arena. She was going to keep her hair down, as it would help keep her neck warm. Staving off the chill was becoming more and more important.

Now that she was dressed, she headed downstairs to get herself some thing for breakfast. Fruit sounded good at the moment so she ate a banana, an orange, a Clementine, a pear and a peach in no short order. It was just once she had tasted one piece of fruit she had to have more. She was getting used to the crazy eating thing despite how crazy and random it was. She had a glass of the blood orange soda with it as well.

Shego came in, dressed in her usual teacher wear, professional, nice, but so unlike how she usually dressed when at home that it still seemed odd. It made Kim smile though. Her wife was beautiful and it came through even when in clothes not meant to truly flatter the woman's figure. But in Kim's mind Shego would look hot even in a potato sack, so there was that. Hell, she was especially hot in the sack.

Kimmie's blush alerted Shego that her wife was thinking something naughty again. She smirked knowing that it might be fun to wind Kimmie up before school. "Problem Princess?"

"Uhm…why would you ask that Eme?" replied Kim, her blush deepening now that she knew that Shego had seen it.

"Not much. You just looked a bit flushed so I just sort of wanted to check on you." That worked and the blush had moved down Kimmie's neck and made her ears glow. This was proving to be fun.

"I…uh…well…uh…" Kim was suddenly at a loss for words and this was not a good thing in her mind. Shego always noticed and always did something about it and she just knew that this time it would be the same. Why did she have to get so tongue tied all the time?

"Having naughty thoughts, are we?" teased Shego. Were her Pumpkin's hands starting to go just a bit red as well? No that was an impressive blush.

Kim, unable to answer, just nodded. This caused Shego to smile even wider. This was as much fun as taunting had been when they had been enemies. "Aw…is my Pumpkin getting all flustered and turned on?"

The look on Kim's face answered her quite clearly.

"We're you picturing me on the bed, naked, Princess? Wanting you and ready? Is that what you were thinking about?" Shego's voiced purred, knowing that Kimmie liked it when she sounded that way.

Kim swallowed hard and could tell that between the images she had in her head already and the sound of Shego's voice she was getting aroused. More than just a little aroused. She tried to answer her wife, but no noise came out except a slight squeak. She just nodded instead.

"So you were seeing that, and how wet you get me? How I moan under your touch? How hard my nipples get when you kiss me?" Shego didn't let up but let her purr grow more throaty and seductive. "Were you picturing me writhing as you make love to me? Panting, gasping, calling out your name? Is that it? Is that what my naughty Princess was thinking?"

Kim whimpered some as she could feel herself grow damp with excitement. The more her wife talked the more she could see the images in her mind, the more she could remember the warmth of her wife's skin, the taste of her, the smell of her and it only served to wind her up even more. She nodded, words still failing her.

"Or were you thinking of me lying you down and running my hands over your body? Playing with your breasts? Sucking your nipples? Nibbling your neck? Kissing you everywhere?" Shego could see the blush change to something baser, more of a flush. Kim was obviously letting her thoughts travel that way and was so aroused that they might just need to be late for school. Would Anne write a note for Kim for this?

"I can just see the way you would writhe under my tongue as I trail down your body, to grab your hips and start to lick you with feather light strokes. I can just hear you as I trace your lips with my tongue as I slowly lick and suck my way to you clit." Kim shuddered slightly at the words, more wet now than damp and her nipples hard, almost to the point of hurting. She wanted Shego, now. She didn't care about school or anything. She just wanted her wife right now. Her eyes opened and she stared right into her wife's green eyes. Green piercing green with obvious desire.

"KP, SP, can I get a ride?" called a familiar voice from the front door.

Kim snarled in frustration and irritation and Shego almost laughed at the sight. It was clear that the teen was horny and not likely to get any relief until school was out. This might prove to be fun. She grabbed her travel mug and filled it, prepping her coffee for the relatively short drive. Ron ambled into the room smiling broadly, Rufus waving towards them from his pocket. "How are my favorite ladies?"

Kim growled and that was too much for Shego. She actually started laughing, which broke Kim out of her plans for mutilating Ron. Instead the red head turned accusingly towards her dark haired wife. This was all Shego's fault somehow and she knew it. She grumbled, "We're fine. Shall we head off to school? The sooner we get there the sooner we can get home."

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School was miserable. Kim had gotten so turned on so fast that morning that she was basically a bundle of frustrated desire which made concentrating on most anything difficult. She had been pissy with Ron, since he was the cause of the frustration but her wife was the one ultimately to blame. She wasn't comfortable from her panties drying having been soaked from her desire. She slammed her locker shut and stalked towards her English class, not really noticing the people moving out of her way.

Monique was in the class with her and smiled, a smile that faded when she spotted her friend storming in. "Girl, what's wrong?"

"I…I…gah…I'm frustrated, okay?" Kim really didn't want to get into too many details in class, too many people could overhear and that would be bad.

Monique sat back surprised. She hadn't seen Kim act like this ever. It peaked her interest but then of all people to enter the classroom it was Mr. Barkin. "All right people, take your seats. Your teacher took off early for vacation, stating that she had a snowboarding competition to go to in Vail. Now…get to work."

One of the girls who sat closer to the board raised her hand. Kim didn't remember her name. "Uhm…Mr. Barkin, just what are we supposed to do?"

"Just read and keep quiet." He ordered, gruffly, frowning even more when he looked up and spotted Kim.

That caught Kim's attention, remembering what her wife had said about the conversation she had with Barkin. She gritted her teeth, wanting to yell at the buzzed cut bonehead to leave her wife alone but knowing that it wouldn't help matters. In fact she sort of wanted to put his head through a wall, just to make her point even more clear. She took deep breaths, trying to slow her heart beat and get back under control. Today was just not going well for her.

Class seemed to drag on forever, between Barkin's glares, her wanting to stuff his head in a toilet and Monique's attempts to start a conversation time seemed to stand still. She wanted nothing more than to get out of there and do something. Hell, she would take just about any kind of mission if it meant that she could get the hell out of here. But there was no reprieve for her until the bell rang an eternity later.

Kim groaned and let her head drop onto the desk. School was done for a while and she could do something else, like scream. She pounded her head into her desk a few times. Monique rested a hand on her shoulder. "Kim, are you okay?"

"No. Shego got me all hot and bothered this morning and then Ron came in and busted things up before I had a chance to jump her. Now I'm horny and irritated and frustrated and going crazy." complained the teen hero.

"Well, then girlfriend, you need to take your woman home and screw her silly. That is, if you want to?" Monique grinned mischievously.

"Well, that may be a plan. Thanks Mon." With that she stood and headed out to her locker to put her books away and then the car. Shego was waiting for her, smiling sweetly, which was never a good sign. Kim grumbled under her breath.

"Afternoon Cupcake, how was school?" Shego was all bright and chipper which only added to the frustration Kim was feeling.

"Sucked. I've been frustrated all day long and I just want to take you home Eme and fuck you stupid, is that okay?"

Shego smiled blissfully and replied, "Well, if I must do my wifely duties… I can just like back and think of England."

Kim rolled her eyes. Sometimes Shego was so weird. "Yes. You must do your wifely duties and keep the mother of your child happy. She moves around too much whenever I get grumpy and it feel strange."

"Well, we can't have that. So I will make love to you when we get home…just to make Muffin happy, you understand." Shego tried for innocent and was close but not quite there.

"Good. Now take me home and screw me senseless." demanded Kim, rather adamantly.

"Yes dear, I will take care of you." Shego winked at Kim and the two of them headed home. Shego rested a hand on Kim's thigh on the way back, massaging and running her hand over it as they got closer. Kim was already raring to go by the time the reached their drive way, all the desire from that morning coming back in a rush.

Unseen by Kim, Shego had been playing with her Kimmunicator so that it went off right as they stepped inside and Kim began to take her clothes off. At the sound of the chimes, Kim froze and then screamed in extreme frustration. "God damn it!"

Shego turned off the chime and grinned at her wife evilly, "Gotcha."

As Shego sprinted for the bedroom, giggling, Kim screamed in irritation as she chased after her wife, topless. "Get back here!"