Dear Catman,
Listen guy, I'm not letting you beat up the gargoyle ninja. Now, before you jump in your Batmobile and b-line here against my wishes, I have a reason. A reason that doesn't just involve my stubborn personality. Sure, you could try to beat the crap out of a freakishly loyal assassin and HOPE he/she spills the beans... or you could just be patient and wait for him/her to tell me themselves. What am I implying exactly? Well, I'm saying that the ninja could very well approach me soon. Gargoyle ninja isn't even trying to be inconspicuous, and has caught me staring way too many times to be by accident. Someone trying to kill me wouldn't let me see them. Especially if that someone is classified as a ninja. So just be patient (not matter how against your character it is) and let nature run its course. Besides, I'm picking up all this stuff Moldy Harvey's been teaching me real quick. He's actually started training me in some basic fighting stances and moves. Which is a relief, since I thought I'd be stuck on push-ups for my whole life. Harvey said I'm a genius, but coming from a lunatic that isn't really reassuring. Knight doesn't like Moldy H that much though, which is no surprise since the cat has your personality. He even tried to scratch out the old man's eyes once or twice. I had to lock my secretary in the closet for unacceptable work behavior. Maybe I should listen to Knight more often, since cats are supposed to sense things that humans can't. Except, the black cat also freaks out whenever a mannequin falls over, so I'm not putting too much faith in his kitty-senses. I'm wounded that you would even consider kicking out your biggest fan! And hey, if Joker can get away with laughing at you, then I don't think I should have any problem either. I'm way saner than him too. But who cares, it's not like it's a competition or anything (totally is). Oh, and I can so see you as the type to rock a British accent. It would scare the Irish crooks half to death.
BJ🌙
Dear Jayden,
I see what you're saying about letting the assassin come to you, and although it's difficult to admit, I have to agree. There's a better chance of getting more information if it's given willingly. And if that doesn't work, well, there's always my way. This doesn't mean I feel any less obligated to do something, so I'll keep searching for my contact. That aside, if Knight tells you something's wrong with Moldy Harvey, then you'd better listen. Cats do sense things that humans can't, so don't completely ignore your secretary. And don't let your guard down around that man either. He might be a hobo now, but he was still once considered a "vigilante" of some kind. No idiot can call themselves that and survive. And PLEASE don't compete with the Joker on who can laugh at me the most and get away with it. It's annoying enough with one psychopath's hysterics seared in my mind.
The Dark Knight👤
A/n: If you hadn't noticed, I've been trying to make the messages longer. Except I haven't. You see, 95% of this story is freehand writing, the other 5% percent is the tiny bit of plot woven into it. Most of the time, I have no idea what I'm going to write down, but once I start, it all just appears on the page. So even I get surprised and get to laugh at unexpected things that happen. That's probably why I enjoy writing these so much. Because I'm just as clueless about what's going to happen as you! But rest assured, there IS a plot here… somewhere. It becomes more and more clear to me as I keep writing, so reviews would be a good boost. And believe it or not, small things each character says are more important than you'd expect, even if they are said in a joking manner. Even though I said that before… I'm just being a control freak now. So anywho, enjoy reading my fanfic!
