Title: So, you want a little taste of the Enigma?

Author: NeroAnne

Disclaimer: I do not own Jeff Hardy. Nor do I own the other wrestlers that will appear here.

Summary: This is for all my awesome reviewers! Just pick a guy, any guy! This guy will be paired with Jeff Hardy in a collection of one-shots. Here are the rules. It will be hardcore. It will be Jeff on bottom. It will be yummy and It will be your choice. The first one happens to be my favorite pairing, Matt/Jeff. This is just something I wanted to do for fun, something that I know I'll be able to update everyday.

If you want to do something that goes your way, let me know. Ex: Setting, AU, cross-dress, plot, high-school or WWE, and rating. I'm open to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. But, it HAS to be a GUY.

ZZZZZ

Bret/Jeff

For: Esha Napoleon

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It was a chance meeting…but a meeting none-the-less.

Jeff blinked up in surprise. His arm had been grabbed, preventing him from falling down the stairs. Matty had always told him he would fall down if he weren't careful…and he almost did.

The older male looked down at him. His face was indifferent, but his brown eyes sparkled lightly with concern.

"Are you alright?" he asked, his deep voice causing Jeff's eyes to widen.

"Yeah…I'm okay," he felt Bret pull him up, so that he was balanced perfectly on his toes. "Thanks, man…I thought I was a goner."

Bret said nothing, merely shrugged.

Jeff chewed on his lower lip, "What are ya doing here?"

Bret held up the bag. "Just shopping…"

Jeff blinked. Oh, right…he was at a local mall. In Canada.

"Right…I was with Irvine before he decided to play hide-and-seek…" Jeff giggled nervously, rubbing the back of his neck.

Bret cracked a small smile. Cute.

"Hide-and-seek in the mall? Really?"

Jeff nodded, "Chris can be a real brat sometimes."

Bret hummed. He gently poked Jeff's nose, grinning when a blush dusted across the younger man's cheeks. "He isn't the only one."

Jeff bit his bottom lip before lowering his eyes.

"Well," Bret shifted the bag on his shoulder, "See you around, Hardy boy."

Jeff watched the older man go, still blushing. Shaking his head, he turned, crying out when he suddenly saw Chris right in front of him.

"Damn it Chris! You can't just appear like that!"

Chris smirked lazily, "Actually, I was at the bottom of the stairs…you were too busy flirting with Bret to even notice."

Jeff stomped his foot, "I was not flirting!"

Chris chuckled, "Sure." He walked off.

"Chris! I wasn't flirting!" Jeff ran after him.

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-The Hotel-

"This hotel is so boring," Jeff complained. He played around with his lollypop, twirling it in his fingers before taking an occasional lick at it.

Chris picked up a forkful of rice, "Do you ever eat anything but lollypops?"

Jeff's nose twitched, "Course I do." He stuck the lolly into his mouth.

Chris gave him an interested look.

"Well, I eat Skittles, Pixie Sticks, Jolly Ranchers, Gum-"

"I meant food, Jeff."

Jeff made a face, "Food is nasty."

Chris scooped up another bite of rice, "Sure. That's why you have girly hips."

Jeff stood, planting his hands on the pristine glass table, "I do not have girly hips!"

"…Actually, kid…you do."

Jeff jumped, gagging hard around the lollypop in his mouth. He gasped, pulling it out of his mouth. He whimpered, grabbing his throat and swallowing repeatedly.

Chris and Bret watched, Bret trying to keep his arousal at bay, Chris not even bothering.

"Wow…do that again," Chris leered.

Jeff growled and tossed the lollypop at Chris's head, smirking when it got stuck in the elder man's hair.

"Son of a bitch!" Chris began to tug, trying to get the red sugar stick out of his hair.

Putting his hands on his hips, Jeff slowly turned to face Bret.

Bret sucked in a quick breath. There was nothing hotter than a bitchy Jeff…his lovely eyes glowed a vivid green. His sugar-coated lips pursed in an adorable pout.

"Why are you even staring at my hips?" he grumbled.

Bret chuckled, "Because," his voice lowered a bit, "You have very pretty hips."

Jeff squeaked, taking a step back from the male, ending up on Chris's lap by accident. His green eyes widened, "Chris! Are you hard?!"

Chris grunted, still wrestling with the lolly, "Shit, what do you expect? You gag yourself with a penis on a stick and you expect me to be placid?"

Jeff growled, standing up. "Pig," he huffed.

He shuffled out of the catering hall, moving towards the elevator.

Bret chuckled, moving over to Chris to yank to lollypop out of the poor boy's hair.

Chris sighed, "Thanks, man."

They both watched the elevator doors close.

"Aren't ya gonna go after him?" Chris asked.

Bret lifted an eyebrow.

Chris grinned, "You've got a stiff dick too and I'm not helping you with it. Admit it, you would give anything for him to gag on your dick like he did that sucker."

Bret closed his eyes, fighting the urge to blush. "Christopher," he warned.

Chris chuckled, "Alright, alright…but seriously," he handed Bret his key card. "We're rooming together but I've got Jay coming to see me. He, Matt, Evan and I are gonna have a foursome."

Bret groaned, "Gross."

"You wouldn't object if Jeff were in it," Chris shot back.

Bret stayed quiet.

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"Girly hips, pfft!"

Jeff slid his key card through the slot, pushing to door open. He headed towards the shower. He came out a few minutes later, using a towel to dry his blonde/blue/pink tinted hair.

Groaning, he landed on his bed, hiding his face in the pillow.

"Could this get any worse?"

"Probably."

Jeff yelped, "Bret, you fucker! Stop scaring me!"

Bret watched him, amused. "I barely spoke."

"Doesn't matter," Jeff muttered, "I scare easily."

Bret chuckled huskily. "So sorry," he murmured playfully. He crawled on the bed, moving over to straddle Jeff's hips.

Jeff flushed, "W-what are ya doing?"

"Sh," Bret said softly, "Just relax. I'm not going to hurt you."

Jeff bit his bottom lip.

Slowly unbuttoning Jeff's shirt, Bret tossed it behind him, moving his head down to lap at Jeff's pale pink nipples.

Jeff arched his hips, "A-aah!" he mewled.

Bret smiled. Gently tugging on the small nipple with his teeth, he released it, before moving his lips lower, kissing Jeff's hips.

Jeff let out cute little noises, trying to keep quiet and still at the same time. He ran his fingers up the bed covers, gripping them tightly in his hands.

Bret sighed. "Look, I didn't bring anything with me…so…"

Jeff tilted his head innocently, "So…what?"

Bret blinked. "Y-you don't know?"

"Well…I've never really done this before," Jeff smarted.

Bret rolled his eyes, "You're gonna need to suck me, Jeff."

"Oh…okay."

Bret gasped in surprise when Jeff's fingers unzipped his zipper, "Whoa, there," he said, but he went ignored.

Jeff gently pinned the older man to the bed, moving down to his waist. He tugged off the pants, pulling down the boxers with them. He gasped lightly in surprise.

"Oh, man…that's gonna hurt."

Bret couldn't help the cocky smirk that lighted his face.

Jeff puckered his lips, kissing the top of Bret's cock. His silky smooth lips parted, taking just the head into his pretty mouth. He sucked lightly, moaning at the taste.

Bret groaned, thrusting his hips up slightly. "J-Jeff," he panted.

Jeff lapped at the base of the cock, dragging his tongue up to the tip, where he licked at the slit. He hummed, tasting the pre-cum that gathered around the head. He slowly lowered his head, swallowing half of Bret's cock, gagging lightly.

"R-relax, you're too impatient." Bret murmured. 'Or am I too impatient?'

Jeff loosened his hold on Bret's thick cock, moving his head back and forth quickly. He could feel the rock hard muscle twitch in his mouth and he coughed in surprise when warm spunk coated his mouth.

Bret panted, eyes locked on Jeff's. He watched as Jeff swallowed, licking his lips when he was done.

"God, Jeff," he grabbed Jeff's upper arms, pulling him up. Aligning his cock with Jeff's entrance, he shoved upwards, filling Jeff balls-deep.

Jeff hissed, curling his fists in the pillow near Bret's head. "Oh, fuck," he groaned.

Bret blinked twice before he closed his eyes. "S-so warm and tight…so damn tight…"

Jeff moved, pulling himself up and letting himself slide down. "Oh, oh," he moaned prettily.

Bret shoved upwards, grabbing onto Jeff's hips. "So good, so damn good," he whispered. He stared up into Jeff's eyes, seeing the desire swirl inside those green pools of emerald. "Is it good, Jeff?"

Jeff nodded, not able to speak.

Bret shoved harder, hitting Jeff a deeper.

Jeff wailed, collapsing on top of Bret, his climax hitting him hard.

Bret followed soon after. He could feel his cum splash Jeff's insides and he groaned in pleasure.

Both men panted, their heartbeats beating against their chests.

"…How did you get in?"

"…Chris gave me his key card…"

"Why?"

"He's having a foursome…"

Jeff nodded, "O…kay…"

Bret nibbled on his lower lip, "…Wanna go join?"

"Bret!"

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Sorry if it's short, my stupid thumb is jarring at my hand…I'd also like to apologize if this cursed thumb made me misspell any words.

Next: Kane/Jeff

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