235g.) Hitsugaya, Koi
Genera: Humor/Angst
Main Characters: Toshiro, Hyorinmaru and various zanpaktou, particularly female
Rating: T
At first, all he experienced was a blackness around his senses. Then he came to realize he was swung over someone's shoulder, his limbs feeling limp and majorly heavy. His thought process was relatively numb. A loud clumping sound came to his ears, and he tried to open his eyes, but found them heavy. He then felt himself pulled off the person's shoulder and made to sit on something.
Something was then encircled his waist and chest, prohibiting any possible future movements but also allowing him to breathe. What ever it was hard, not to mention rather cold. He opened his eyes to find what was encircling him was in fact ice. He glanced up to see who it was that had done this to him through half lidded eyes, recognizing the face so close to his own.
"Hyorinmaru…" he blinked in confusion as the figure moved away, leaving him alone in a strange cave. However, this didn't last long.
Soon he was joined by a female zanpaktou, whom he guessed was Hinamori's from the similarities in the way they looked and acted. She glided in, practically emotionless, then spotted him, a whole bunch of excitement emanating from her body.
Her demeanor was childlike, yet also like a lady, exuding the innocence of a pure miko. She too had her face come close to his, causing him discomfort. "Shiro-chan?"
"It's…" However, he found himself interrupted.
"Hitsugaya-sama is as cute as Momo-chan described" Tobiume smiled.
"I'm not cute," Toshiro glared at her, but she was unphased.
"Koi!" the female zanpaktou clasped her hands to the left of her head, closed her eyes, and allowed a small grin to pass her face. That lasted a few seconds, and then she began to reach into her kimono sleeve to pull something out. "I have something for Hitsugaya-sama."
"Why do I think that the only reason you're calling me that is because of Hyorinmaru?" Toshiro asked, as she produced in her hand a piece of wrapped hard candy. His eyes went wide. "I'm not a little kid."
"Yes you are," Tobiume smiled. She carefully unwrapped the piece of candy. "Open up."
The small taicho was tempted to say no, except he knew this would let her put the candy into his mouth. However, he found that the female zanpaktou instead shoved two fingers into his mouth, forcing his jaws apart to pop the candy in. When she was finished, his face was mortified. The female zanpaktou however, smiled. "There… doesn't that taste good?"
Hitsugaya couldn't argue with that statement. However, he was more focus on on the embarrassment this was causing and would cause him, knowing it wasn't in his options to spit out the candy, because that would be worse. To his dismay, a female zanpaktou who was pale and pretty, possibly Kuchiki Rukia's, joined them.
"Who is this? Why do we have a shingami here?" Sode no Shirayuki asked.
"How should I know why Shiro-chan is here," Tobiume smiled, suddenly taking her two fingers and forcing the small captain to smile. "Even cuter. You should ask Hyorinmaru-sama, as he's his shingami."
"I thought all of us wanted to be rid of our shingami?"
"I guess in may depend on whatever our instincts and feelings in the matter are," Tobiume continued to force the small taicho's mouth into what she thought were cute faces, which was rather freaking him out.
"I guess… you're right about him being cute… however," she pulled Tobiume's hands away from the boy's face. "He's cuter this way."
Toshiro then watched as she stepped behind him and… hugged him, making him even more upset. She also had the nerve to pet his hair. "It's soft, like a bunny rabbit… one of those snow ones."
Hitsugaya felt his cheeks turn red at this. However, they turned even redder when something landed in his hair and blurted out. "Oh… you're right, his hair is soft. I could use it as a bed."
"Don't you think Hitsugaya-sama is adorable?" Tobiume muttered.
"Of course I do… I want to do what Matsumoto's always wanted to do with him," Haineko suddenly purred.
"What… would that… be? " Toshiro blurted out, becoming more and more upset as time ticked by.
"Anybody have hair ribbons or barrettes?" the cat zanpaktou purred, making Toshiro really regret having asked her that question and deciding to kill Matsumoto next time he saw her, if he made it out alive.
"Cute for boy's is not the same as for girls," cam a voice that was probably Yumichika's zanpaktou.
"We should just kill him," Hozukimaru laughed.
"No," the prior one stated. "He is such a pretty child."
"Still…"
"You aren't going to kill this poor baby," came the comment from a rather robust, rather unidentifiable as to whose zanpaktou she was… as she squished poor Toshiro's face to her bosom.
"In case you're wondering, that's Kyoraku taicho's zanpaktou," Haineko murmured on purpose into the ear as frustrated and muffled sounds erupted from him, which only caused more frustration.
"What exactly is going on here?" Muramasa stated as he came into the room.
"Someone brought in one of the shingami," Hozukimaru laughed. "Can I kill him?"
"Oh no you don't" Tobiume muttered as she stepped in-between him and the small boy. "He's too cute."
"OH, come on… Chimpette?" he suddenly growled.
"Snaky and the twins could use a playmate after all of this finished, so… no," came her response.
"I take it he's Hyorinmaru's shingami?" Muramasa muttered, narrowing his eyes in boredom. It was then that said zanpaktou returned, reiatsu restriction bands on hand, placing them onto the small taicho's wrists.
"Oh… apparently he plans on keeping you around as a pet," Haineko laughed. "Though I can't say I blame him."
Toshiro with candy tucked in cheek, grateful it hadn't accidently gone down his throat or elsewhere with all that had happened, suddenly felt hurt emotionally. Hyorinmaru however ignored the comment and allowed the ice to melt. He then swung the boy over his shoulder, facing frontwards, much to the small ones embarrassment. He then proceeded to walk away."
After they had gotten some ways away, Hyorinmaru held up his hand for Toshiro to spit out the candy. This caused the latter to blink a few times, still in shock from what had happened. "Oh…"
"You don't have too… either way," the dragon stated.
Hitsugaya thought about this for a few seconds, then crunched down on the candy as it was that small. Likelihood, life was going to suck for awhile.
Author's note – I was inspired by the picture that I believe is fan made where Toshiro gets upset because Matsumoto sticks ribbons in his hair and such.
