Woohoo, new drabble/chapter thing! Thank for all your motivating reviews! They really keep writers going! But I can't say the same thing for a certain someone who's been on hiatus for like, five months. You know who you are _

Sadly, this is nowhere near being related to X-mas (Just so you know, it was hard to keep the Christmas theme going. I like to jump around and change the subject.) Because it's an AU.

And yeah, so this is the chapter AFTER Christmas, and you'd expect me to be playing with my presents and stuff. But no matter how much pain and torture I go through, I will…. Finish….. This drabble! I. Will.

Then I can go play with my stuff :D

OH AND THIS IS NOT FIGGY. This is FRIENDSHIP and HUMOR. Thank you.

Prompt: Kitty AU :D (WARNING: Iggy is NOT blind)

December 26, 2011

Nyande Nyan Ne?.

Because it was Sunday, Iggy could finally, FINALLY relax.

No classes, no shift for his job, nothing. Life was good.

"Nya~!"

Iggy looked up from fiddling with his iPod on his bed, only to see a black cat resting on his roommate's bed.

"No! Bad kitty! That's Fang's bed!"

"Nya~!"

Iggy tried nudging the cat off his roommate's bed, but it merely glared at him. He tried to pick it up, but it struggled and mewled and clung on to the pillow with its claws, until the strawberry blonde had to give up and leave it be.

"Fang will slaughter me if he finds a cat on his bed; he's allergic to the fur." He sighed, watching the cat lick its paws.

"Nya~!"

"Yeah, whatever."

Iggy left the cat alone for awhile, and went to go shower. When he came back to do his homework (which he hadn't even started), the cat was groggily flicking its tail back and forth, blinking its dark eyes tiredly.

"You look pretty decent for a stray." Iggy observed, reaching his hand out to pet the cat's head, but was lazily batted away. "Well, someone has an attitude."

"Nya!"

"Look, I don't speak cat. I don't understand. Maybe Fang can-"

"Nya~!" The cat mewled, batting his arm at the mention of his roommate.

"What, do you not like him or something?"

The cat shook his head. No.

"He kicked you didn't he? When we were kids, he would chuck rocks at bunnies."

The cat glared at him fiercely, but still shook its head. No.

"Okay, but I'm just trying to tell you that Fang will-"

"Nya~!"

Iggy blinked. "Will." No response. "This is weird. I need to find Fang-"

"Nya~!"

"…Fang."

"Nya~!"

"Fang."

"Nya~!" The cat was responding to Fang's name. He carefully picked the cat up.

"Aw, you're just too cute- Ow!" The cat had scratched his arm.

"What, you don't want to be called cute? If you're nicer, then maybe Fang-"

"Nya~!"

"Is that the only name you respond to? Oh, how about Fangles?"

The cat showed how much he liked it by batting Iggy's nose.

"Well, I'm still calling you that. We can't have two Fangs-"

"Nya~!"

"You know, maybe I should keep you, Fangles Jr." Iggy laughed, and the cat once again smacked him on the nose.

"Nya."

"But I can't call you Fang!"

"Nya~!"

"Would you stop doing that?" The cat mewled back in annoyance.

How long would it take his dense roommate to understand?

Karma: Haha, Fang got turned into a kitty. :D Iggy, why must you be so oblivious? I feel so bad for Fang. And yet, I'm still laughing.

See you tomorrow!