With my two weeks of relaxation aside, let's dive right in.
Hal and Jeff were walking alongside the shore. It was a hot day, so Hal decided to buy new higher heel sandals.
Suddenly, Hal and Jeff heard something crying for help.
The couple ran to find the source of the sound.
"Look! That blooper is abandoned!" Hal pointed to the octopus known as Blooper.
Hal went to the blooper. "Blooper, why are you crying?" Hal asked him.
"I went to sleep with my brothers, and when I woke up, I ended up here on land!" The blooper continued sobbing.
Hal picked the blooper up and squeezed him. "Don't cry, sweetums. What's your name?"
"They call me Senorita." The blooper said.
"Alright, Senorita. Don't worry, you can stay at our house for as long as you want." Hal said.
"Well, if you have a jar of water for me, I accept." Senorita said.
Hal grabbed a jar out of his shell and filled it with water from the ocean. "Here you go, buddy." Hal said and put Senorita in the jar.
"Thanks. I really enjoy your company." Senorita said.
"Awww, thanks!" Hal said and blushed.
"Why can't he bare to just live on the shore?" Jeff said.
Hal nudged Jeff. "Jeff, he's totally helpless! He'll die out here! We could just throw him back into the ocean but that'd be rude! We can't just leave him stranded on a hot shore!"
"Fine, let's take him home..." Jeff rolled his eyes.
And so, the couple and the jellyfish got home.
Hal grabbed out a fish tank he found in the closet and filled it with water.
"This can be your new home. It has everything you need. A computer and TV, cupboards with food, and a bed." Hal said.
"Thanks. What's your name?" Senorita asked.
"My name's Hal, I'm almost 12, and that mushroom over there is Jeff, who is also almost 12." Hal said.
"Nice to meet you, Hal and Jeff." Senorita said.
"We're great parents." Jeff said.
"We sure are." Hal said as they embraced each other.
"See, I knew you were gay!" Jasper the kamek said, flying out the window.
"Shut up, Kamek!" Hal shouted.
"If we were straight, this'd be really confusing." Jeff said.
"I second that." Hal said.
"But thankfully we're not." Jeff said.
"Yeah. Ugh, straight people." Hal said.
"I don't hate them but we're totally gay." Jeff said.
"Hooray for the gays!" Hal said and Hal and Jeff brofisted eachother.
"Hey Senorita, we're going to buy some deodorant. Do you want to come with us?" Hal asked Senorita and kneeled down to Senorita's tank.
"Well, I've never been in the bowels of Kooptropolis before, so I'd like to try something new." Senorita said.
"Okay, let's get in the car." Hal said.
AT THE STORE
Bystanders looked on as Hal and Jeff carried Senorita in a carriage
"We may as well hurry up, we don't quite fit in here." Jeff said.
A straight couple of Pacmans looked on.
"How can a turtle and a mushroom give birth to a jellyfish?" The wife said.
"It's not like they found it lying on the shore and took it home with them. The husband said.
"We did!" Hal shouted as they walked on.
"Oh the irony!" The male kirby said.
Hal heard the phone ring and answered.
"Hello?" Hal said.
"Have you seen Senorita anywhere? We have no idea where he is!" One of Senorita's brothers said.
"Oh! Hold on, I'll go get him." Hal said.
"Senorita, your brothers called! We have to take you home now." Hal said.
"Yay!" Senorita said and packed his bags.
AT THE SHORE
"I hope I see you again in the future, Senorita. I'm going to miss you." Hal said and kissed Senorita.
"I hope so too! Bye guys!" Senorita said and leaped into the sea. His brothers could be heard cheering seconds afterwards.
"Let's have another one." Jeff said.
Welp, that's the twenty eighth chapter of Hal x Jeff. hope you all enjoyed this chapter and I will see you in the next one.
