Hello everyone! I've got a new chapter here. Nothing to say about the chapter really. Though I do want to know something. Did anyone else get that "X shared a google doc with you" virus? I acted like an idiot and got it on both my school and personal account. I heard that it was all around the country. And because of it's nature it spread around schools really easily. Even one of the smartest teachers at my school got it.

Just wondering, anyway hope you enjoy the chapter! And remember kids, incest is stupid.

"You'll never beat me old man!"

"Heh, you're nothing but talk, kid."

"You can do it Ruby!"

"Rip his heart out!"

"Soaring ninja wins! Total annihilation!"

"Ouch." Yang winced. I glanced over and saw that Qrow's character has over half of his health. Yand was right, ouch.

"By the way," Qrow said. "Don't ever call me old."

"My turn." Yang knocked Ruby out of the way.

"New challenger approaches." The announcer… announced.

"Now, where was I?" Qrow asked.

"You were telling us about your last mission!" Ruby said excitedly.

"Right, right. I come across a village in the swamps next to Mistral." He continues. "Right off the bat, I knew something wasn't right."

"What were you doing there?" Ruby asked.

"Well most likely…" I begin.

"I needed information." Qrow shot me a look before turning back to the game and his story. "Tired from battling grimm along the way, I decided to start my search at the town's inn. The place was crawling with lowlifes and thugs, even a few huntsmen I could only assume had been hired by less than reputable people for less than respectable jobs. And that's when it happened."

"What happened?" Yang asked.

"I was defeated… by the mere sight… of the innkeeper's skirt length!" He says with a smirk. Our throwing pillow was thrown at him by Yang as the announcer declares another victory by Qrow.

"You are the worst!" Yang squealed.

"My turn." I sped in and knocked Yang into Ruby.

"Prepare for another defeat." He replied. I start tuning everything out. Up, up, down, heavy punch, moderate special, heavy kick, light punch, heavy punch, light kick, heavy special, light kick, heavy kick, up, down, down, light punch, light punch, now… I shook my scroll that was connected with the television.

"Demon mode activated." My character on the screen morphed into a black and red demon. My health bar went to full.

"What?" Qrow unleashed a flurry of heavy attacks, and I stood there and took it. Each hit took out a chunk of my health that quickly regenerated.

"Hey Qrow, watch this. Light punch." I used a light punch and my character on screen ripped out my uncle's on screen character's heart.

"Yay! You won!" WIN appeared on the screen in big pink letters and white bunnies hopped around them.

"The only downside of this easter egg." I sigh and imagine ripping the hearts out of the bunnies. (Not an exaggeration, one thing that I say, only to friends of course, when I'm mad is "I will rip your heart out and eat it in front of your mother." So yeah…)

"Anyway, I know everybody to some extent." Qrow said. "Remember, you're talking to a member of the coolest team that's ever graduated Beacon." He pulled out a picture of their team. I instantly recognized Mother, Taiyang, Qrow, and Raven. "Team STRQ." I looked over and saw Yang's eyes slowly widening. She looked surprised, scared… what is that? She recognizes Raven, but… "That's when I met your parent's. We were pretty well known back in the day." He leaned back and Yang's head followed the picture.

"Well known for crummy fashion sense." Ruby laughed.

"Hey, we looked good!" Qrow protested. As he moved Yang's head follows the picture. "And I have a number of inappropriate stories that'll back that up. But, I'll save those for when you are older." He took the picture back and Yang shook her head, most likely to clear her thoughts.

"Ew, gross." I laughed at Ruby's reaction.

"Anyway, I'm too old to be hanging out with a bunch of kids. You're going to cramp my style. Look, just remember you've got a long way to go." And what's going to happen next will show us all that. I just don't want to change anything, incase… Just one butterfly can change the future. "And don't think for a second that graduating means you're done. Every day out there is worth a week in this place. You two, you're going to go far, now you…" He points to me. "I still don't know about you."

"I thank you for your continued support," I say sarcastically. "You're the best."

"Nah, you'll be fine, but only if you keep learning." He turned back to Yang and Ruby. "If you never stop moving forward." He turned and walked down the hall.

"Wait, Uncle Qrow!" I catch his arm. "That energy arc thing you did in the fight against Winter, was that your semblance or something from your weapon?"

"Weapon, keep guessing kid." I hit my leg in frustration. This is a game me and him have been doing for a while now. I still haven't found out his semblance yet.

"See you two at the doubles round tomorrow. Love you!" I waved and then sped away. Didn't want Yang to make any jokes while I was there. Incest is stupid.