Author's Note: Coda (and spoilers for) Episode 6.20, "The Tenure Turbulence".
Rating: T


Dear Constanza,

I've spent the last two hours in Victoria's Secret trying on over 28 different brassieres in eight different styles. The lingerie consultant was helpful, though a bit handsy if you ask me if you ask me. Ultimately, however, the trip set me back $238 and brought me to a disturbing conclusion.

My bosom will never look as good as Penny's.

In other news, Sheldon said he would call me later with some "truly shocking revelations on the First Tarnovo Uprising in 16th Century Bulgaria," and so I have my phone on vibrate under my pillow. Since I have nothing else planned for the evening, I figured I'd snuggle in bed, enjoy a tall glass of milk with Oreo cookies, and check out this DVD box set I confiscated from Sheldon. You can't fault me; LeVar Burton was a cutie in the 70s.

XOXOXOXOXO

AFF