JANE'S POV
Whoever the fuck was touching me was about to get a bitch slap in their face?
My hand came up and I curled my fingers into a fist before swinging it wildly.
"GET OUT!" I yelled sleepily.
I heard chuckling then someone coo, "Aw, aren't you just adorable?"
My eyes shot open and came in contact with a bright purple-haired man laying down beside me on the bed.
"Hi," he greeted brightly.
"GAH!" I shouted out as my body shot off the bed and fell to the hard floor. "Ow."
I peeked from the bottom of my head and I looked at the strange purple haired man-boy actually since he looked eighteen or something. He was just lying on my bed with a look that purely said, I have no fuck to give.
I squint my eyes at him and snarled lowly, "Who the fuck are you?"
He smiled and shot to his feet with a jump in his step. "I. Am. Thor."
I rolled my eyes. "I am not amused by this."
"Yes, you are," he sang.
Damn, he was right. I'm too prideful to let him know that though.
"No, seriously spill it, My Little Pony."
He frowned then burst into laughter. "That's a good one. No, seriously though, my name is actually Thor…my mom loved him all and you know…she let him sink his pork sword into her cave of wonders…and HERE I AM!"
I froze and then stood up. "So you're Thor Jr."
"Yup."
"And your mother is a human."
"Yup."
"And you're father is Thor…the god?"
He nodded. "Right oh rooney!"
"SO that makes you a demigod," I whispered. "What are you doing here?"
"Well," he drawled out. "I've never actually been here in the mortal world before. Mom died when I was a baby and Dad took me in, taught me all the ropes of being a big time god and all that. I've grown super bored of the god world actually and so I came here."
"I doubt that."
"Alright, alright, well, my father sent me down here…in punishment and so he chose a random household that I must learn from."
"What did you do," I dared to ask.
He rocked back and forth on his heels. "I get the mischief side from my Uncle Loki, alright! It's in my blood so instead of my father's ultimate fear of me becoming like him, he sent me here to learn about morality or some shit from mortals."
I knitted my brows in confusion. "Are you shadowing me?"
"Yes."
"That's weird. I don't like it and wouldn't you learn better from someone who's you know…actually human?" I questioned in curiosity.
He stopped rocking on his heels and asked, "Hold the freaking phone, are you not human?"
I nodded slowly. "Yeah. I'm called The Master actually."
"Holy shit," he murmured. "I thought that your people didn't exist or were just a silly myth my dad used to tell me when I was a boy."
"Okay," I drawled out. "If you know so much about my people then can you perhaps tell me what the fuck is happening to me?"
I pulled down my tank top and showed him the veins on my chest.
He bent down since he was really tall and looked closely at it, his eyes widened and he told me, "This is not good-oof!"
A gust of wind blew past me and I saw Thor's face dug into the floor by Eric's hand as he was hovering over him with a furious look on his face.
"Who the fuck are you," he growled fiercely. "And what the fuck were you doing with my Jane?!"
His Jane?
I am definitely not his Jane.
"Eric," I scolded with a frown. "You're choking a demigod! He's Thor's son!"
Eric's face fell as he questioned, "What?"
"Yup," Thor mumbled. "He's my Dad…and I'm his junior, only in name though. Hi, I'm Thor Jr."
Eric furrowed his eyebrows at the bright tone of voice Thor gave him. He stood up and pulled me closer to him. I narrowed my eyes at him.
"Eric," I warned lowly. "Stop it. Put away your dick 'cause your testosterone level is way up there, Ric."
Eric let out a throaty growl and held me closer when Thor came closer to us.
"I am not after your girl," he informed us. "Although if I were you, I too would be threatened by my incredible good looks. So anyways, you aren't human?"
I shook my head. "Nope."
"Oh my God! This is fantastic," he called out happily. "I can't believe he got his wires crossed. Oh, well, this is going to be one hell of a vacation."
We watched as he snapped his fingers and he was suddenly decked out in a tank top with a Hawaii shirt on top with swim trunks and flip flops, sunglasses plopped on top of his head.
"See ya two kids later!" Thor yelled and we followed him as he walked out of the room, towards the front door.
"Where are you going?"
"I am going to Fiji," he announced.
"Won't your father get angry at you for disobeying him," Eric asked.
"He'll get over it," Thor dismissed.
"I doubt that," Eric murmured.
I nodded and agreed, "Yeah. I mean your dad-Thor, the god of thunder doesn't seem like the carefree kind of dad."
"Oh no, he's super-duper strict, but I am his first born and all so he's loves me," Thor explained. "Time to tan, bitches."
My eyebrows rose in amusement. I really like this kid right now. Hell he and I are practically the same if you think about it. OH GOD, TWO JANES IN THE WORLD!
"Come on," I begged. "I need your help. You're the only one who's what I am and what all this means. I mean there is this infestation of a maenad in Bon Temps right now, Thor…surely you can do something about it."
He groaned loudly. "But that requires effort and work though! Can't we just forget about them and-"
"No, they need our help. My sister is in there and I could die at any moment. I need to help her out as much as possible. Besides, you basically have to come, seeing as how you are to stay here with me. I doubt your dad would be happy if he found out that you killed your household."
Thor winced and then growled lowly, "Fine. I guess I can help."
"YAY!" I yelled in victory. "Now let's go save my town."
Thor rolled his eyes. "I guess we can."
"Shut up, you bitch. You have to help now so stop complaining," I told him and we all walked out of the door together.
"You know," Thor drawled out to Eric. "You're pretty cute when you get all possessive and angry."
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
Thor Jr. is gay and he has the hots for Eric.
"Wait, you're gay?"
"Well, I can't be bisexual because those are such greedy people. I mean choose one gender or the other, you guys," he vented out with a smile.
We both looked to Eric who was frowning at him.
"That explains so much," I murmured. "It's basically you in one sentence, Ric."
"I am not greedy," he warned before striding in front of us.
Thor checked out Eric's butt as he walked away. I smacked his chest to which he winced at, rubbing the spot.
"Stop it, you weirdo," I told him. "I am the only one who can check out his ass."
"Do you think he'll get angry if I were to give him a wolf-whistle," Thor whispered to me.
I burst out laughing and shook my head, "Don't, man. He'll get pissed."
"Oh," Thor cooed, his grey eyes shining brightly in mischief at the thought. "I will then."
After I had to pry Eric's fingers off of Thor's throat and hold him back when Thor whistled at him, we went to Lafayette's house. Thor was still in his vacation clothes seeing as how he really didn't feel like changing.
The little bitch was too lazy.
Thor kept groaning as he leaned against the wall of the house before the door was answered by Lafayette.
"Oh, shit, no," he said, but mostly to Eric. "He can't come in here, Jane."
"Well, hello there," Thor purred.
Lafayette raised an eyebrow at him and a seductive smile came onto his face. "Hello yourself, sugar."
Thor smirked at Lafayette. I crumbled my nose together. "Stop it. Stop being a slut, Thor."
He shrugged. "I can't help that I am this gorgeous…and so available."
"Well, come on in then," Lafayette moved aside as he told him this.
"Let Eric in," I bagged. "He'll be on his best behavior, pinky promise."
"Fine. Come in."
They kept on leering at each other when we passed through the door. I rolled my eyes and felt Eric pull me closer to him like he was protecting me. I looked up at him and I whispered, "Stop trying to act like my boyfriend, Eric. We're just friends, remember?"
Eric stared down at me with a blank look on his face and then he said, "I know."
I pulled myself away from him and I went more inside of the house, smiling at Bill, Sookie, and Lauren along with Jason. Still don't ship it, you guys.
"Hey, what's up?"
"Who's the purple haired guy?" Jason asked.
"Oh, he's Thor's son. Thor Jr," I explained.
"He's…um, what," Sookie questioned.
I nodded enthusiastically. "I know right!"
"So he's a-"
"A demigod," Thor answered. "Yes, mortals, I am. Praise the ground I walk on."
"Okay," Lauren started. "Calm down, Loki."
"Oh, you know my uncle," he realized. "Did he owe you or something?"
"No, I don't know him," Lauren told him. "Are you for real?"
"I am real," Thor replied. "At least I think I am."
We all looked at him with the same perplexed expression.
"Let's all agree that it's Jane's fault, right?" Eric asked them and they all fucking agreed with him.
"WHAT?!"
"Yup," Lauren said as Sookie and Bill nodded.
"Seems legit," Jason shrugged.
"Oh my god, can we just fix Tara already," I yelled out in frustration.
Thor patted my head, telling me, "Calm down, youngling."
I growled in my chest.
Oh, I am so going to kill all of them when I turn evil or something.
TBC…
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