Book 7 fire. Ch 2. Calamaro. dangerous assassin! or fiendish seafood!
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"Ohhhhhhh, What am I going to do?" Spirito sobbed as he hit his face aguish the cabin wall. "I have't to leave town and change my identity! And I hate that because I don't have a license!"
"Whoa, chill out!" Lucy examed trying to stop the phantom from hitting the wall. "Aren't you at least glad that one of your own kind is here?"
"You don't understand!" Spirito sobbed uncontrollable. "She's one of the reasons that I stayed here!"
"So...You don't want to see her now. right, dude?" Jet asked. "Well...I kinda asked her to come over here for a chat. And When I used your name she ran in side and began checking her ribbon."
"OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sprito then panicky began to dash around the room finding a hiding place. "YOU GOT TO HIDE ME! TELL HER SHE CANT SEE ME RIGHT NOW!" Spirito yelled. He then began to stuff himself inside one of the cabin's closet draws. But he popped out. Suddenly foot steps started to be heard coming closer to the room. Spirito then quickly did the most stupidest thing he ever done...He open one of the windows and prepared to jump.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" suddenly Kane and Guin grabbed Spirito before he had a chance to escape.
"I can't help it!" Spirito struggle ageist Kane and his mentor's grip. "I'M FREAKEING OUT!"
"HEY!"
Everyone turned to the doorway and saw Sowie standing there with an angry look. "YOU LET MY SOULMATE GO THIS INSTENT!" She yelled. Suddenly a giant hammer materilize in her glove. it was pink and had a heart on it.
"AMAGEDON!" She screamed as she rise her hammer and charge at Guin and Kane.
"Everyone take COVER!" Spirito yelled.
"1.00000 !"
Suddenly a heart shaped explosion busrt through the roof of the cabin. creating a heart shaped hole. Sowie was standing in the middle of the room were the carpet was burnt. Kane, Guin, And even Spirito were knocked out from the blast. "OH MY CLOTH!" Sowie examed. as she ran over to Spirito. She then knocked Guin and Kane out of the way before picking up Spirito. "I'm sooooooo sorry!"
five hours of repair and recovery later...
Everyone was fast asleep. with it being night and all. The evidence of Sowie's tantrum had been sweeped up. (Except the gaping hole in the ceileing...) But unknowed by our heroes. They were about to be attacked! ...Oh dear did I spoil the plot? well that what happens when you pay attention! But shhhh. The cast is asleep...
Suddenly a dark snicker entered the air. A shadow loomed over the hole Sowie made.
"So...This is the great Leopard master..." There standing over the hole. It was a antromorphic blue octopus. It has a white spiral design on his forehead. It wore a black robe. "Well...time to get to work..." Suddenly he pulled out a sniper rifle and aimed it at Guin's forehead. "Goodbye...Leopard..."
Click!
"Huh?" The octopus checked his rifle. "Thats strange. I thought..." His thinking was interupted by another click. He then moved one of his tentacles up to his forehead. He pull off a...Majong piece?
He looked ahead and saw Ghost roaster, Spirito and Wham-shell were playing a game of majong. Random pieces were flying off the board. "You know..." Spirito began as he place a piece on the board. "We arkyeans are immune to ridiculous bluffing...What were playing again?"
"Well..." Wham-shell began. "Time to use the crusidan battle tactic!" Suddenly he began to shuffle the pieces around randomly.
"Why you!" Spirito then picked up the board. "Well if your not going to play fair. I'm taking my game home!...But first..."
He then flung the board game at the octo-assasin!
"SUPRISE OF THE BOARD GAME!"
The assasin just stood there with the board game on his face. pieces flying off. That's when Ghost roaster spoke. "Hey who's the lame-brain?"
"I don't know..." Spirito replied. "He probably snuck in here to help you cheat!"
"I AM NO CHEAT!" The octopus examed. He then threw the board game off the speeding train. "I'm the assassin of the west seas...Calamaro! I've been hired by Kaos to "Whack the spots off" Your master, Guin." He then pulled out two daggers from under his cloak.
"Huh!? Woah!" Spirito and the Skylanders were knocked off their feet by the strong wind of the G-force. "Hey!" Spirito shouted at Calamaro. "How are you keeping your balace!?" He the looked at Calamaro legs. And saw that the sunction cups on the bottom of his feet was keeping him stable. "...Well that was a pointless question." Spirito said.
"Well then..." Spirito then threw Wham-shell at him! "Go get him Shellfish!" Wham-shell then prepared his mace...Before Calamaro move aside. Sending the crab man off the train.
"Wham-shell!" Suddenly Ghost roaster's chain tail acted on its own. And flung itself at Wham-shell. It then wrapped itself around Wham-shell stopping him in midair. "Thanks, Roaster!" He said before the chain losen and he began to get dragged on the ground by the speeding train. "Can you please shorting your chain for at least onceeeee!"
"Why complain when you could should be showing gratitude!" Ghost roaster said giving a quick tug at his chain. Sending the crab into the dinning car roof!
Inside one of the dinning car. Two mabu were sitting down to dinner. The waiter then came up to them and said. "Tonight we have a nice crab surprise!"
"What's the surprise?" The mabu asked.
They got their answer when Wham-shell crashed through the roof. "Go ahead! Try me! Try me!" Wham-shell said dizzly.
While Wham-shell short everything out whith the angry patrionts. The battle was rageing on the roof. "Take this!" Calamaro yelled while pulling a spear out and began to jab at Spirito. However, he dodge the attack and began to dance around the Octopus avoiding his attacks. "So hows Kaos doing?" Spirito said dodgeing Calamaro''s spear thrusts.
Back in the Skylander's cabin. Calamaro's Spear began to go through the roof...right at Pop fizz! However the sleepy demon was fast asleep. And was fourtently rolling around in his sleep. "Mama..." He snored. rolling out of the spear's way. leaving holes in the bed. Calamaro then toss the Spear aside and began to chuck bombs at Spirito. The explosion was enought to wake Pop fizz from his sleep.
"HOLY SWISS CHEESE BED!" Pop fizz examed looking at his now full-of-holes-bed. "What happen to the bed bugs not biting!?" He then looked at the hole in the ceillin and saw Calamaro and Spirito fighting.
"Enought games!" Calamaro examed. Suddenly he felt somthing grab his leg. He looked down and saw Pop fizz looking right back at him with a angry glare.
"Whaaaaa!" He then flung the demon at Spirito. Spirito moved out of the way and grabbed Pop fizz's arm.
"Alright now! eat potion! Squidfreak!" Pop fizz then pulled out a potion and threw it...Only to be blown back by the G-force. At that moment. Wham-shell had just climbed out of the dinning car...Only to get hit by the potion Pop fizz just throwned! He then fell back into the dinning car again.
"Uh...Oops..." Pop fizz said dimwittly.
Calamaro then looked behind him and saw a tunnel coming up. He smirked. "Sorry...But I gotta fly!" He then jumped High into the air...Just in time For Spirito, Ghost roaster, And Pop fizz to hit the ceillin of the tunnel!
They were Screaming in pain as the tunnel began shaving the tops of their's heads.
When they came out...Spirito said. "There is absolutely noting to stop me, From stopping you!"
They then hit another tunnel.
"NOT ANOTHER TUNNEL!" They all screamed.
When they came out. Calamaro landed. And prepared for the final blow.
"Uh...Calamaro..." Spirito pointed behind the octopus. Before Calamaro had a chance. He was hit by a passing tree branch. He then was thrown to the back of the train. He grabbed on to the caboose with his tentacles.
"Quick! While he's down!" Spirito examed. Pop fizz reacted. He drunk one of his potions and turned into his beast form. And ran to the caboose. He then got between the caboose and passager car...And tore apart the iron connections between them! And left Both Calamaro and the caboose behind. "...Seeya." Spirito said as Calamaro and the caboose got farther with each passing second.
After Calamaro was out of sight. They were greeted by the sun. They then looked ahead of the tracks and saw there destionation... A volcano. with a small iron village beside it.
...Mount Sasa.
