Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon

Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge

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At 9pm the day before everyone loaded up in the RV and Stan drove the entire way to the Oregon Shore where the Northwest Yacht was stored when not in use. Stan has since improved his eyesight considerably by getting prescription eyeglasses that Ford forced him to get. The pair he wore before were a cheap pair with plastic frames he never bothered to get proper lenses and used the see through plastic that came with the frames as lenses, which explained his terrible driving. After many hours of driving they arrived at the Pacific Ocean ready to shove off while Stan gets a good nap so he can enjoy the sea later in the day.

"This thing is enormous!" Dean said in awe.

"Yeah, Pacifica's family is loaded." Mabel said as she tied her shoes.

"Correction, I'm loaded. My family is dead." Pacifica said before leaving the RV to talk to the Dockmaster.

"Oh I'm so sorry." Dean apologized.

"Don't be, they were jerks." Pacifica assured Dean before walking off.

"I was tutoring Pacifica in Algebra one night and baked some cookies when her parents came home from a function and they each had an allergic reaction to the Peanuts in them." Wendy said before getting out of the RV and looking around seeing the Yacht attendants secure the RV to the Cargo bay of the Yacht.

"They had it coming though. When Pacifica would disobey them they'd hit her." Dipper elaborated.

"Wow. You wouldn't know with how happy she is." Dean whispered in shock.

"We're her family now. And she's a better person because of it." Mabel said as she explored the Yacht. "Holy Shrimp!"

Mabel got up to the kitchen and found a table of cocktail shrimp ready for eating.

"Oh... Jumbo." Grenda said as she and Candy arrived behind Mabel.

"Would Ms Pines Chui and Grendanator care to sample the shrimp early?" Asked James the Kitchen attendant as he held a plate of spare shrimp.

"Yes please!" Grenda said grabbing shrimp.

"Neat." Candy sampled some Shrimp as well.

After getting everyone situated Ford had the Yacht set sail, despite it not possessing a sail. Meanwhile Tyrone was very nervous about being on a boat in the ocean but tried to keep it from everyone for Pacificas sake, too bad she saw right through it.

"Babe what's wrong?" Pacifica asked as Tyrone sat on a couch nervous.

"Nothing's wrong."

"Don't pull that bull on me Tyrone. I know you better than that. Is it the water?"

"Yeah kinda. Being made of paper for a good part of my life and knowing I'll die if I make contact with it is terrifying then seeing 4 get turned to stone fall in the Lake... he died right then and there cause the minute Bill died so did 4." Tyrone confessed. "The Amber Sap turned me fully human but I still haven't been fully submerged in water. Showers are okay but the Ocean scares me."

"It's alright babe, you don't have to go in the water." Pacifica assured her boyfriend before kissing his bare forehead, the magic copier copied Dippers appearance that it saw, the Birthmark was unseen by the copier and left Tyrone and all the other copies unmarked.

Soos and Melody stayed in the lower deck to watch the hypnotic ocean from under the surface from the port holes.

"It's so pretty Soos." Melody said looking at the fish.

"I wonder if we will see a mermaid?" Soos asked.

"I doubt that highly Soos. They prefer warmer waters and tropical fish to eat. Neither of which can be found here." Ford said as he came down to check up on Stan. "Maybe an Orca."

"I like Orcas." Melody said before looking back out the port hole with Soos hoping to see one.

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After a few hours the Yacht crossed into International Waters and everyone celebrated. After Ford dropped anchor Stan woke up from his nap he and Ford took to some Fishing while Dipper and Wendy took to scuba diving off the boat. Swimming around in the water near the boat was scary and exhilarating, though both made sure to stay away from the area Ford and Stan were fishing. Meanwhile Mabel and Dean each relaxed on an inflateable chair in the Yachts Poo, yes there is a pool on the yacht.

"This is awesome." Dean said sipping at a fruit smoothie.

"I know. Cool Ocean breeze above warm pool water below..." Mabel said happily.

"So you don't want to go with your brother on that trip Saturday?" Dean asked.

"I want to go but they don't want me to come along 'for my own safety!' they say." Mabel replied.

"Well I don't want you to go either." Dean said abruptly. "I'm just starting to get to know you and then you go on a trip, I'd be pretty upset."

"Really?"

"Yeah you're really pretty and very sweet. Plus if you're in Arizona or New Mexico you can't come with me to the movies Monday." Dean said finishing his drink.

Mabel accepted a new smoothie before realizing what Dean said.

"Did you just ask me out to the movies?" Mabel asked.

"...yes." Dean replied shyly while reaching for another smoothie.

"It's a date then." Mabel said before drinking her smoothie from her straw and pulled her sunglasses over her eyes.

Half an hour after Wendy and Dipper took their dive they returned to the Yacht and joined everyone for lunch, mini sandwiches and assorted Hors d'oeuvres. While everyone was eating Stan stayed with his fishing pole.

"I'm gonna catch something big if it kills me!"

Mabel was kind enough to bring Stan some Bacon Wrapped Shrimp and a Lemonade.

"Thanks pumpkin."

"Look everyone Dolphins!" Candy cried as she pointed off port side.

"They look funny though." Grenda mentioned.

"Those are Northern Right Whale Dolphins. They lack a fin on their backs but otherwise are perfectly normal." Dipper mentioned as he looked through a pair of binoculars before handing them to Candy.

"So Majestic." Candy said before handing the Binoculars to Genda then Mabel Pacifica Dean and Melody.

"Hey dudes! Who want to light some totally illegal fireworks off the boat?" Soos offered.

"HEY! I was saving those for later tonight!" Stan protested.

"Let them have their fun besides we need to be ashore at 5 to get home before midnight." Ford assured his brother with a can of Pitt Cola.

Just then Stans fishing pole started pulling. Stan gripped it tightly and started reeling as the teens gathered close to see Stans catch. After 3 minutes of reeling and slack Stan finally pulled up a large Coho Salmon. Stan proudly held the fish up for Ford to take a picture when it started flailing and smacked Candy in the face knocking her glasses off and her into the water.

"CANDY!" Grenda hollered in fright. "Someone save her!"

Wendy grabbed rope secured to the boat and tied it to Dippers ankle.

"You're up babe. You still have your wet suit on." Wendy said as she securely fastened the knot.

Dipper took a running start before jumping off the boat into the Pacific Ocean. Not long after Dipper dove into the water the rope was tugged signaling that he had Candy and could be pulled up. The two teens breached the surface and Dipper dragged Candys limp body onto the boat. Ford checked for a Pulse while Mabel performed mouth to mouth.

"She has a pulse!" Ford said before Candy started coughing up water.

"Candy we were so worried!" Mabel cried out in joy.

"I'm cold..." Candy whimpered.

"James Hot Chocolate and a whole lot of it!" Pacifica ordered.

"Yes ma'am!"

"Tyrone get Candy a blanket to warm her up." Pacifica said to her boyfriend.

"On it." Tyrone said before he went to get a blanket from the RV.

"I do not want to go back into the ocean." Candy said.

"Don't worry hun, you don't have to." Wendy assured her.

Tyrone took Candy into the entertainment center of the Yacht to warm up after turning the heat up 5 degrees.

"I'm so cold... This was really sweet of you Dip- I mean Tyrone." Candy corrected herself.

"It's alright just try not to do that in the future." Tyrone assured her.

"I'm so glad Dippers selflessness stayed with you." Candy said as she sipped her Hot Chocolate.

"You stay right here and watch something on TV. If you're not all better by the time Dinner is served I'll bring you something okay?" Tyrone said.

"Thank you." Candy said before hugging Tyrone.

Tyrone got up and headed for the door when Pacifica poked her head in.

"Hey Candy I've got your glasses." Pacifica said holding up Candys Glasses.

"Thank you so much. Glad they didn't fall in the ocean with me." Candy said putting her glasses on.

After everyone settled down from Candys incident Stan started gutting and grilling the fish he caught.

"This is gonna be tasty!" Stan said throwing his fish on the grill.

After Stan started grilling his catch Soos started lighting up Fireworks for everyone to enjoy, Dipper even set up the TV in the entertainment center to show the fireworks to Candy who was still nursing her hot chocolates James provided for her. Both Dipper and Wendy and Pacifica and Tyrone kissed when the big fireworks went off. But the sun started to set as the Yacht headed back to shore and was returned to the Dock when the day started.

"So what are your plans for the Yacht when it comes time to modify it?" Pacifica asked Ford.

"Sonar, computers, and plenty of defensive measures. There are a lot of dangerous things in the Ocean Humanity hasn't fully admitted to existing. We're going find them all and travel the world Pacifica, and you're coming with us." Ford said proudly.

"I am? Then I'm gonna have to get used to the weirder stuff." Pacifica said.

"Naked Stan it is." Wendy quipped.

"OH GOD!" Pacifica shrieked as she buried her face in Tyrones chest.

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