This is a random story with the fandom of Hellsing. Enjoy!


It was evening.

The pale lights of dusk shone through the windows, illuminating the room. The moon was round and full, not entirely visible through the clouds, and the sun was still partly-seen on the horizon. It was blocked by the buildings though.

On the cold, basement floors, far - far below ground, the lid of a black coffin shifted. It creaked open, sliding away and fell with a heavy thud to the floor. A pair of eyes opened in the darkness, a grin slid smoothly onto the vampire's face.

"Keheheh... What a wonderful night," Alucard spoke to no one in particular. He walked through the ceiling, directly entering Sir Integra's office.

His Master sat there. She was a bit disgruntled by his sudden entrance, but she motioned for him to come over.

"I am sending you on a mission to Romania," she said, "It's where you're from. That's why you are chosen to go - your knowledge of that place will help greatly in your mission."

Alucard's face showed nothing but disinterest, "That was a few centuries ago. Are you under the delusion that I still have ties to that place, Master?"

"No," Integra admitted, "But knowledge of the landscape there can always be used to your advantage."

"The geography of Romania has reformed over the years, you could always hire a geologist to-"

"Dammit Alucard!" the Hellsing female stood up, her fists resounding on the mahogany desk, "One of my agents-"

"Besides me."

"-Besides you and Walter have disappeared there! I need you to investigate this!"

"Who? One of the best agents besides Water and I, or was it Walter himself?"

"It's Walter," Integra replied shortly, "Don't tell me you never noticed the past few days?"

"Nope," the nosferatu smirked, "I was so caught up by your constant missions that I hardly had the time to think."

Integra was already losing her patience, "I sent Seras there too to look for him, but she hasn't come back either! I need you to be serious for this Alucard!"

"Humph, the Police Girl too... This is very interesting," Alucard mused, looking slightly more interested. Only his angered scarlet eyes behind orange lenses showed his true emotions, "What was Walters doing in Romania in the first place?"

"I don't know. I have a tracking chip hidden in every one of my soldiers... That's why I know where he disappeared in. Whoever he met must have noticed it and taken it off, because right now it's in the sewers along with Walter's clothes."

"Ahahaha!" Alucard laughed, "Do I have one too?"

"It's in your hat."

The vampire rummaged around and found a tiny black microchip sewn in the inner lining of his favorite hat (not that he had any other hats). It was so small and thin that he would never have noticed it even if he changed his forms, because then his clothing would melt into himself and Integra would know his location anyways. Such a clever trick, he tsked.

"You said Walter's clothes were left behind..."

"Yes, there's no way his attacker - assuming there is one and Walter didn't turn traitor- could have separated it without ripping off his clothes entirely."

"I'm curious now. Where is it?"

"It's in the seams, melted down so it resembles a thread so it held his clothes together. It was made with the most recent technology of our scientists."

"So," Alucard pondered, "We have a missing, naked old man missing, and a young police girl with nice curves. I wonder..."

"Get your mind out of the gutter," Integra snapped, "There's no way that would happen."

"But Master... My mind is the gutter," Alucard smiled triumphantly. Apparently that was not the answer his Master was asking for. Alucard had to learn that the hard way by dodging a stapler.

"GO TO ROMANIA TO COMPLETE YOUR MISSION! THAT'S AN ORDER!"

"Yes Master," he traveled through the wall and disappeared.


There is a document where I put all my ideas in. I just decided to put this chapter up in KCoT first and if I create any future chapters, I'll publish it. But that's unlikely for now...