Hello followers and viewers of Alvin and Brittany's Talk Show. Surprised to see me again? Yep, bet you are. But guess what? I am so proud of you guys. Honestly, this is no lie. I am so proud.
Why am I so proud? Well, take a look at the reviews for the updated chapter from yesterday. Tell me, is it not amazing how quickly people can apoligize and recognize their mistakes after a serious chat? And I have good news. No bad news, just good news.
First of all, Alvin and Brittany's Talk Show is not ever going to be closed. Not yet anyway. Maybe not ever. But for now, it's open. And I know the remainder of the show until the time comes for it to end will be fantastic. (It may never end, mind you!) You guys have helped me come a long way with this and thanks for that.
Secondly, since Dianne has apoligized the very day that I posted that serious letter to you guys, I am going to continue writing since I no longer feel insecure. Dianne, thank you for saying "sorry". The drama is now over, because I think the drama is what's been giving me the headache for the past three weeks. And since I'm still writing, I think I'm gonna go put that knife back in the kitchen. Won't be needing it for a long time. :)
And to all the viewers who actually believe in me, who actually love me, who care about me, (which is all of you) I will never be able to thank you enough. Let's just say that I'm beyond "thank you" at the moment.
Good news yet again! The usual comedy is returning and there will be no more mention of the drama that USED to be concerned in this show. I just want to go back to making people laugh, that's one of the things I do best.
And on with the show...
Well, big surprise! This is Alvin and Brittany's wedding day! I thought we should have the wedding a little early to celebrate! Enjoy!
Simon: Hello everyone. Today is the big day. Alvin is finally getting married!
Theodore: *chuckles* I never thought this day would come.
Simon: Neither did I.
Jeanette: Guys, the wedding starts in ten minutes! We need to get out to the church!
Theodore: What? Why didn't they call us then?
Jeanette: Beats me. You know how nervous Alvin was this morning. And Brittany was fighting Eleanor to stay in bed and not go.
Simon: *shakes his head knowingly* Ah, typical.
Eleanor: Can we go now?
Simon: Dave has to drive us. I think he's still getting on his tie.
Eleanor: Oh. How long do we have to wait, then?
Simon: I dunno, but let's lock up the RV. Theo, bring the camera.
Theodore: *nods* Doing that now. This thing isn't light, you know.
Eleanor: Come on Teddy. Dave's starting up the car.
*Simon, Eleanor and Jeanette walk outside and hop into the car as Dave begins to start up the car. Theodore squeals and runs up to the car, still filming with the camera*
At The Church
*Theodore grunts as he hops out of the car with the camera, looking around the street.*
Theodore: Where's the church? *looks ahead* Oh, there it is.
*Eleanor and Jeanette crawl out from the car, holding their bridesmaid dresses in chipmunk-sized plastic bags. Simon comes out too just as Dave opens his cardoor*
Eleanor: This place is so big.
Simon: Well, every church is pretty big. It really just depends on the amount of people that attend to the church every week.
Dave: *sighs* Okay guys, let's get inside. Theodore, you're filming the wedding for Alvin and Brittany's show, aren't you?
Theodore: Yeah, I am.
Dave: *smiles* Very committed, Theo.
Theodore: Thanks Dave!
Dave: We need to go find the dressing rooms and get ready... Theo, you have your tuxedo? Yes, I remember getting it for you. It might be in Eleanor's bag, I'll need to check.. Simon, how about you?
Simon: I don't think I have it... I looked for it everywhere but I couldn't find it.
Dave: *groans* At least the clothes you're wearing are clean. Jeanette, you have your dress? Good. Glasses... check. Thank Lord. And Ellie, sweetie, make sure you tie up the ribbon at the back of your dress, okay? Alright.. so.. let's go find the newlyweds...
Simon: Dave, you're seriously stressed out, aren't you? You're running around like a fox in a chicken coop!
Dave: This is just so hard to organize. A chipmunk wedding.
Jeanette: It'll be worth it in the end!
Simon: Maybe then those two will stop fighting.
Dave: *chuckles* I doubt it.
Inside of the Church
*Dave has ushered in Simon, Jeanette, Eleanor and Theodore, taking care not to make Theodore drop the camera. Simon spots a dressing room and they all run inside to get dressed for the wedding. Except Simon, for he doesn't have anything to change into.*
Jeanette: Tie the ribbon, Eleanor. Perfect, we have to wear pink...
Eleanor: And white.
Jeanette: I know, but pink doesn't suit me.
Eleanor: *shrugs* Neither for me.
*Dave and Simon and Theodore spot Alvin hiding behind a huge plant pot with flowers in it and laugh*
Simon: Alvin, we know it's you!
Alvin: NO YOU DON'T!
Dave: Alvin, come on out. Now. Alvin!
*Alvin peeks out around the corner of the flower pot and sighs, noticing it's just them, and comes over*
Alvin: Oh God, I thought Brittany was here.
Theodore: Why're you so scared anyway?
*Alvin frowns and tries not to freak out*
Dave: Poor Alvin.
*Jeanette and Eleanor run out of the dressing room, wearing their pink bridesmaid dresses that have white tints on the edges*
Alvin: This whole thing is stressing me out anyways! How can I not be stressed! I feel like I'm about to die... why'd I even propose in the first place?
Simon: Because you're hopelessly in love. Lovesick Alvin. Sounds just like you, eh?
Alvin: I'm not lovesick!
*Theodore starts giggling as he films*
Simon: Oh yes you are.
Jeanette: You are.
Eleanor: You really are lovesick, Alvin.
*Alvin rolls his eyes and tries to relax. The whole wedding is gonna start in two minutes and he's freaking out*
Alvin: Whatever whatever. I need to go. I'll see you after.
Simon and Theodore: GOOD LUCK!
Alvin: Yeah, I'm definitely gonna need it.
*Alvin smiles and then turns to go to the wedding*
Dave: Alright, you all ready?
Simon: Yep, we are.
Dave: Then let's go see your older siblings get married.
Inside the Wedding Room
*Alvin is standing near the pastor, sweating in fear. He's seriously freaked out and is intimidated by Simon, Dave and Theodore staring at him. To make it worse, Theodore's filming the wedding for the show!*
Back In The Dressing Room
*Jeanette grabs a nut from the small picnic basket that Dave brought and hands one to Brittany*
Brittany: Thanks.. but no thanks. Ellie, do you want it?
Eleanor: Sure.
*Brittany hands the nut to Eleanor and Eleanor pops it into her mouth*
Eleanor: Yum!
*Claire comes into the dressing room and gasps at the sight of Brittany.*
Claire: You look amazing!
Brittany: *bites her lip nervously* Thanks.
Claire: Anyway, wedding starts in a minute. Might want to get out there, Brittany.
Brittany: EEEEEEEEEK!
*Claire leaves the room and goes back to the wedding room to sit next to Dave and Simon*
Jeanette: It's alright, Brittany. You're gonna be fine! Don't worry!
*Brittany starts to hyperventilate, terrified to go into the wedding room*
Eleanor: Calm down, B. You can do it. Just go in, get it over with. You'll be on your honeymoon soon enough. Just get it out.
*Brittany calms down a little and then sighs, hugging her sisters tight.*
Jeanette: Remember the old tradition?
Brittany: Which one? There's practically a million wedding traditions.
Jeanette: Something borrowed, something new, something old and something blue!
Eleanor: Oh yeah, I forgot that one. What's something new?
Brittany: *gestures to her wedding gown* This is new.
Jeanette: Something old.
Eleanor: These earrings. *points to the stud earrings Brittany's wearing* They were our Mom's.
Jeanette: *grins* I know. Something borrowed.
Eleanor: I let her wear my white flats for the wedding.
Jeanette: Something blue. *pulls a glittery blue rose brooch out of her purse* Here you are, Brittany.
Brittany: Thank you, Jeanie. *puts it on right over her heart* Thanks so much, you guys.
Eleanor: Good luck. We'll be waiting for you.
Inside of the Wedding Room
*Eleanor and Jeanette are walking down the aisle, smiling brightly all the way. Theodore and Simon stop to gaze at them until the two bridesmaids step on the.. the place where the wedding members stand*
Eleanor: Feeling better, Alvin?
*Alvin shakes his head*
*The flowergirl, which is Alvin's cousin, Bridgette, has already come down the aisle, scattering rose petals. The ringcarrier, which is Simon's friend, Nathan, has already come too.*
Jeanette: Where is she?
Eleanor: I have no idea. She said she was coming.
*The organ starts to play the wedding song and that just gets Alvin more nervous all the while. Brittany takes a deep breath from behind the curtains and walks out onto the aisle. Alvin's eyes widen, seeing the sight of her. Brittany knows nearly a hundred or so pairs of eyes are focused on her, but she's only looking at Alvin. She's extremely scared, and she knows Alvin feels the same.*
Jeanette: There she is.
*Brittany continues to walk down the aisle, shuddering with fear. What if she messed up something? What if she looked like an idiot? She finally reached Alvin, who was looking at the floor*
Pastor: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in holy matrimony to bring these two bodies in Christ to one, and into which holy estate these two persons come now to be joined.
*Dave starts to cry and Claire tries to comfort him gently. Theodore just grins, filming the wedding*
Pastor: We shall proceed with the wedding vows. Alvin Seville, do you take Brittany Miller to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish until death do you part?
Alvin: *sighs, trying to speak* I- I do..
Pastor: Brittany Miller, do you take Alvin Seville to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness or in health, to love and to cherish until death do you part?
Brittany: *nods* I do.
Pastor: I would like for you to join hands.. I mean, paws. Sorry..
*Alvin and Brittany look into eachother's eyes, holding eachother's paws in their own. Alvin notices how beautiful Brittany is in her puffy white sparkly wedding dress, with her transparent veil over her face. Her hair is silky and smooth-looking, her eyes glittering like sapphires.*
Pastor: Alvin Seville, do you take Brittany Miller, to be your lawfully wedded wife, knowing in your heart that she will be your constant friend, your faithful partner in life, and your one true love?
Alvin: I do.
Pastor: Brittany Miller, do you take Alvin Seville, to be your lawfully wedded husband, knowing in your heart that she will be your constant friend, your faithful partner in life, and your one true love?
Brittany: I do.
Pastor: Alvin Seville, do you swear to be faithful to Brittany Miller, through sickness and in health, joy and sorrow, as well as through the good times and the bad?
Alvin: I do.
Pastor: Brittany Miller, do you swear to be faithful to Alvin Seville, through sickness and in health, joy and sorrow, as well as through the good times and the bad?
Brittany: I do.
Pastor: Alvin Seville, do you promise to love Brittany Miller without reservation, to honor and respect, provide for her needs as best as you can, protect her from harm, comfort her in times of distress, to grow with her in mind and spirit, always be open and honest with her, and cherish her for as long as you both shall live?
Alvin: *sighs, still scared* I do..
Pastor: Brittany Miller, do you promise to love Alvin Seville without reservation, to honor and respect, provide for his needs as best as you can, protect him from harm, comfort him in times of distress, to grow with him in mind and spirit, always be open and honest with him, and cherish him for as long as you both shall live?
Brittany: I do.
Pastor: Our bible reading for this ceremony is 1 Corinthians 13.
I may be able to speak the languages of men and even of angels, but if I have no love, my speech is no more than a noisy gong or a clanging bell.
I may have the gift of inspired preaching; I may have all knowledge and understand all secrets; I may have all the faith needed to move mountains - but if I have no love, I am nothing. I may give away everything I have, and even give up my body to be burnt -but if I have no love, this does me no good.
Love is patient and kind; it is not jealous or conceited or proud; love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs; love is not happy with evil, but is happy with the truth. Love never gives up; and its faith, hope, and patience never fail.
Love is eternal.
There are inspired messages, but they are temporary; there are gifts of speaking in strange tongues but they will cease. There is knowledge, but it will pass.
For our gifts of knowledge and inspired massages are only partial; But when what is perfect comes, then what is partial will disappear.
When I was a child, my speech, my feelings, and thinking were those of a child; Now that I am a man, I have no more use for childish ways.
What we see now is like a dim image in a mirror; Then we shall see face to face. What I know now is only partial; Then it will be complete - as complete as God's knowledge of me.
Meanwhile these three remain; faith, hope, and love; and the greatest of these is love.
Dave: *whispers* That's beautiful..
Simon: You alright, Dave?
Dave: *sniffs, trying not to cry* Yep. Just... just fine.
Pastor: May God bless this couple throughout their marriage, as long as they live. And now, you may kiss the bride.
*Alvin sighs and lifts up the veil to reveal his bride's face. He smiles at her, encouragingly and holds onto her as he pulls her into the kiss*
Simon and Theodore: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*Dave starts to cry uncontrollably, drying his eyes all the while. Cheers erupt through the room as Alvin and Brittany hold onto eachother, kissing as passionately as they never had, showing their love for eachother. When they pull away, Jeanette and Eleanor hug Brittany tenderly and then let Alvin have her*
Brittany: Alvin, you're so brave...
Alvin: You're even braver. You take the blame for everything I ever did. I'm gonna look out for you. Even if it means risking everything I have.
Brittany: *starts to cry* I love you.
Alvin: I love you too.
*Brittany yanks Alvin into a hug, crying tears of joy. Finally, Alvin was all hers*
Outside the Church
*Simon and Theodore are trying to calm down Dave, but Dave is still crying. It's just too much for him! XD. Finally, Alvin and Brittany come over and say their goodbyes to Simon and Theodore and Jeanette and Eleanor.*
Alvin: We'll be back soon.
Simon: We know. We'll all miss you.
Alvin: Thanks bro. *smiles and hugs his brothers*
*Alvin and Brittany go into the car, and Brittany throws the bouquet over her head. Eleanor catches it and starts squealing as Brittany and Alvin drive off*
