Meet the Parents (Of Enid)

[The episode starts off with Carol driving to the plaza]

K.O.: Ooh! Mommy, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom…

Carol: [Takes off seatbelt] I'll stop making you sit in that when you stop climbing onto Mommy's lap while she's driving. [K.O. struggles to take off the seatbelt of his baby seat] What's got you so riled up, anyway? I go to work with you every day, peanut.

K.O.: Today's not every day— It's Plaza Parents Day! [K.O. and Carol enters the Bodega to see people with their parents as well] So many parents! I wanna meet 'em all! Rad! [K.O. jumps on Rad's arms] Boop. Where are your parents? [Imagines Rad's parents] They must be super-cool buff, like you.

Cyrus: And cue let down in 3... 2... 1...

Ofrang: [Accidentally made a pile of pickle jars while getting a pickle jar] Blorples.

Theodosia: [Comes out of the pile] Blorp!

Rad: Ugh. Meet my parents.

Cyrus: [laughs] Oh man! This is too good!

Ofrang: We are Ofrang and Theodosia. Do you know where the ray guns are, Carl?

Carol: What?

Rad: Ugh, always with the ray guns. They're on aisle 4, Dad! What is with you and ray guns, anyway?

Theodosia: We just think they're neat.

Ofrang: Uh, thank you, son. Blorp, blorp!

K.O.: [Chuckles] They seemed nice.

Rad: They're a lot.

Cyrus: [laughs some more] Blorp! [Continues to laugh]

Theodosia: Oh and you must be Cyrus. Our son Radicles is always saying how much you look up to him. [Cyrus stops laughing and gasps]

Cyrus: I look up to him? What kind of poppycock is your son feeding you madam?!

[K.O. slides to the counter while Enid is reading her newspaper]

K.O.: So… where are your parents, Enid? [Rad peeks]

Enid: My parents are ninjas from a really cool ninja clan. They're too busy being ninjas, and can't come. Anyway, my shift's over. Gotta go. Bye. [Falls to an opened tile to escape]

Rad: I didn't know we had shifts.

K.O.: Rad! If Enid can't enjoy Parents Day with us, maybe we can bring Parents Day to her!

Cyrus: Woah there, sailor. Let's not get carried away with this. I mean, If Enid doesn't want to celebrate Parents Day that's cool. And we should be cool about it.

Rad: Your just moody because you can't celebrate Parents day becuase you don't have parents.

Cyrus: Hey! Stay out of my personal life!

K.O.: Oh, yeah... You never had parents. But that doesn't mean Enid should miss out on Parents Day too!

Rad: Ha! Okay. Let's swing by her house and meet her there.

K.O.: [Rad and K.O. leaves the Bodega] Mom! I'm gonna go spy on Enid!

Carol: 'Kay.

Ofrang: Radicles! Uh, don't forgot this. [Gives him a ray gun]

Rad: Oh, Dad!

Ofrang: [Kisses Rad on the cheek] Mwah. Blorp, bleep!

Cyrus: [laughs] Never gets old.

[The scene shows the Rad Van driving]

Rad: Enid's house should be on this block.

K.O.: [Opens the glove compartment] How do you know where Enid lives?

Rad: I took a look at her personal file, that's how.

Cyrus: Isn't that violation of her privacy?

Rad: Not if you wanna know any super-cool secret facts about Enid. Like her favorite color?

K.O.: Ooh. Oh! What is it?! Green?!

Rad: [To K.O.'s ear] It's… purple.

K.O.: Whoa.

Cyrus: So you managed to find out her favorite color. Big whoop! If you wanna invade someone's privacy at least uncover some of the juicy stuff.

Rad: Guys! I think this it it!

K.O.: Huh? [Sees Enid walking to her house] [Gasps] Look, here she comes!

Rad: Wait, she's not stopping.

Cyrus: That's because that's not her house...

[They see Enid head to a dark house]

K.O. and Rad: What…?! [Enid opens her bag] Wha…?! [Enid puts on a witch hat and transforms into a witch. She enters her house]

K.O.: Wha…? Enid's going trick-or-treating without us?

Cyrus: It's June.

Rad: Ugh.

[K.O., Rad, and Cyrus go to the window of Enid's house to see her]

K.O.: Do you see Enid?

Rad: Wait, look! [A bat approaches but turns into a vampire] Enid's mom is… a hot vampire? [A werewolf comes to kisses the vampire] And her dad is a hot werewolf?

K.O.: Enid's parents are ninjas and monsters?

Cyrus: Yeah, they definitely don't look like ninja material. Unless they're trying to jumpscare someone.

K.O.: But… why would Enid lie to us?

Enid: [Sees out the window] 'Cause it's none of your business, yo goons. [K.O., Cyrus, and Rad screams] [Whispering] Shh! You guys need to get out of here.

K.O.: You said your parents were busy ninjas, but they're just kissing and a-aren't ninjas.

Enid: My family is embarrassing, and I like to keep my private life private. So you need to go before they see you and—

Enid's Mom: [At the window as well] Enid! You have guests! Please, join us for dinner! [Enid angrily glares at the trio]

K.O., Cyrus, and Rad: We'd love to!

Enid: Grrrrrrrrr!

[Enid's dad brings the boys in the house]

Enid's Mom: Welcome, welcome! Don't be shy!

Enid's Dad: [K.O., Cyrus, and Rad are under his shoulders] Looks like we caught ourselves a couple of trespassers, huh, Wil?

Enid's Mom: Oh, yes. Let's devour their souls...

[Cyrus looks scared]

Cyrus: Well, this has been fun. But I must be going now... [Cyrus tries to leave but Enid's father still has him in his hold.]

[The parents laugh]

Enid's Dad: Oh, we're just messin' with ya!

Rad: Ha. Ha, ha.

Cyrus: We are gonna die here...

Bernard: Oop, where are our manners? We should introduce ourselves. I'm Bernard.

Wilhamena: And I'm Wilhamena!

[Bernard hugs Wilhamena]

Bernard and Wilhamena: We're Enid's parents!

Bernard: [Sniffs] Aw, cripes, dinner's burning!

Wilhamena: Oh!

Bernard: Why don't you give 'em a tour, querida? [Kisses her]

Wilhamena: Yes! A tour! Lovely! [Enid growls] This is our main foyer. Sorry it's a bit dusty. Our housekeeper recently bought the farm. [The portraits' eyes move]

K.O.: Oh, so she moved to the country. [Enid growls again]

Cyrus: I have to say, Wil. I am loving the decor here. Really gives it an authentic haunted house look.

Wilhamena: Oh, thank you! I try to keep it as spooky as I can. And might I add I love your one eye!

Cyrus: Thank you!

Wilhamena: Are you a monster too?

Cyrus: Mutant, actually. Watch this! [Grows a second set of arms and Wilhamena is impressed by it]

Wilhamena: Oh, I love it! Very creepy!

Cyrus: I know! I can also rengenerate them. [Pulls out a sword] Want to see?

Wilhamena: Yes! [Enid growls at Cyrus]

Cyrus: What? I like to make a good first impression.

Rad: Say, uh, do you have any skeletons in the closet?

Wilhamena: We do, but we don't like to talk about it.

Rad: What about ghosts in the basement?

Wilhamena: Yes, but they're really annoying.

Rad: Would there happen to be any… bats in the belfry?

Wilhamena: Sometimes I hang out up there, yes. Such an inquisitive young man.

[Rad giggles and Enid growls]

K.O.: Huh? [Sees two monsters walking out]

Wilhamena: Oh, and here's Enid's bedroom!

Enid: [Appears to stop Rad from seeing her bedroom] Nope!

[Rad chuckles and Enid hisses]

Bernard: [Howls] Supper's ready! [Hits a gong]

[The next scene shows Rad, K.O., Cyrus, Enid, and Enid's parents at dinner. The dinner setting magically sets down]

Rad: Ooh.

Cyrus: Nice touch.

[The two monsters appear]

K.O.: Aah!

Wilhamena: Boris and Icky, thank you for helping. Can you believe they've got the lead roles in their ghoul school play?

Cyrus: Oh! There in a school play? What's it about?

[A plate of eyes and lizard was at sight]

Bernard: Boy, Enid, you haven't had any friends over since your little pal Elodie! I mean, who're we gonna show all these photos to? [Gets a big family album]

Wilhamena: Oh, it's been so long.

Bernard: Let's have a looksie.

Enid: [Tries to cover Rad and K.O.] No, don't look! Stop it!

[First photo shows Enid with a wand]

Bernard: Baby Enid's first wand.

Cyrus: Awwww.

[Second photo shows her up in a tree]

Wilhamena: And her first broom ride.

Cyrus: Aw!

[Third photo shows her with her dad]

Bernard: Aw, her first wart.

Cyrus: Ew.

[Fourth photo shows her wearing a pizza costume]

Wilhamena: Here she is dressed like a pizza for no reason. [That photo shows her dancing] This one moves. [Cyrus laughs]

[Fifth photo shows her angry at present day]

Cyrus: Wow you guys take a lot of photos.

Bernard: And here she is right now.

[Enid growls]

Bernard and Wilhamena: [Hugs the family book] Aww!

Rad: Please— Please tell us there's more!

Bernard: Of course there's more!

[Rad and K.O. laughs. Next scene shows a pair of ghosts]

Crudde: Hey. [Turns on the light] You hear that? I think these fellas is laughin' at our spooky lifestyle!

Spanky: Duh, ya think so?

Crudde: [Punches Spanky] Ain't you listenin, ya nudnik?! Whaddya, got plasma in ya ears? I knows they laughin' at us! And you know what else I think Spanky?

Spanky: What's that, Crudde?

Crudde: I think we oughta teach these bozos what's really funny.

Spanky: [Chuckles] Oh, we ain't had no fun like that in a while!

[Crudde and Spanky laughs and enters to the air vents]

[Rad and K.O. laugh as Enid felt embarrassed and covers her eyes with her hat]

Cyrus: Guys. Enough. Enid shouldn't be embarassed being part of an awesome monster family.

K.O.: Yeah, you're right. But it sure is funny! Enid, I don't get why you keep tellin' everybody you're a ninja.

[Enid's eyes pop out of her hat]

Wilhamena: Did you say ninja? He said ninja.

K.O.: Being a witch is…

Enid: [Covers K.O.'s mouth] Shh!

K.O.: [Muffled] …just as cool.

Bernard: Oh, Enid. Are you still at it with this ninja nonsense? How many times do I have to tell you? This is a spooky household.

Bernard and Wilhamena: Ninjas are not spooky!

Enid: No, look, I'm not a— I-I never said I was a— Okay, maybe— maybe once, but I… [Groans]

[Rad laughs. Crudde signals Spanky to posses them. Crudde takes Rad and Spanky takes K.O. Rad, now possesed by Crudde, is dancing on the table]

Cyrus: Seriously, Rad?

Enid: Are you that amused by my suffering? [Rad kicks a plate of eyes to Bernard. Bernard eats it] Dad, sorry! [K.O., now possesed by Spanky, dances on the table as well] K.O.?!

Cyrus: Okay, what's going on?

Wilhamena: Oh, fun! I wan to join, too! [Gets on the table as well] I've been needing to shake these old bones. [Chuckles] Get up her, handsome. [Grabs Bernard's hands]

Enid: This… is the worst thing to ever happen to me. [Whispering] Why are you punishing me?

[Cuts to the Corn Shepard]

Corn Shepard: [Looks down and shrugs] Hmm. Mm-mm?

[Cuts back to Enid]

Enid: The pain is never-ending.

[Cyrus notices the possesed duo]

Cyrus: Hey, did Rad and K.O. do something with thier eyes? They're looking a little... glowy.

[Boris and Icky began to notice this]

Boris and Icky: [Raises their hands] Mm.

Wilhamena: What's that, booboos? [Boris and Icky points up] Ghosts? [Rad and K.O. bonk heads each other floating] Hmm. That doesn't seem right. Spanky and Crudde, is that you in there?! Leave those boys alone!

Crudde: [In Rad's body] We're just givin' these kids an extra-spooky welcome. Ain't that right?

Spanky: [In K.O.'s body] Yeah. Why don't ya join us?

[They both fly out of the house. Enid's parents and brother comes out of the house. Rad and K.O. goes to a car]

Crudde: Whoo!

Spanky: Let's drive recklessly!

Crudde: Yeah. floor it!

[Spanky drives recklessly. Bernard jumps to catch them]

Spanky and Crudde: Whoa!

Crudde: Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree!

[Spanky laughs. Bernard lands on the hood of the car and stops the car. However, K.O. and Rad escapes]

Spanky: Smell ya later, mangy mutt!

Bernard: Hey.

[Rad and K.O. flies up. Wilhamena gets Icky's and Boris' heads and transforms into a bat to toss the heads to K.O. and Rad]

Enid: Okay, I'm done sulking. What's hap— [Sees chaos happening]

Cyrus: Oh, hey Enid. You're just in time to see you parents throw down with our friends who are possesed by ghosts.

Enid: Ugh. [Transforms into her normal outfit]

Bernard and Wilhamena: [Misses and head bunks each other] Aagh!

Crudde and Spanky: [Laughs but when they see Enid's shadow, they stopped laughing] Aah! [Sucked into a tornado]

[Enid grabs out a rope with spear at the end to tie up Rad and K.O.. They struggle to escape]

Crudde: We're stuck. [Wilhamena sucks Crudde and Spanky out of Rad's and K.O.'s body]

Crudde and Spanky: Aah! [Wilhamena spits them out] Aah! [Icky and Boris closes the door] Aah! [Lands on their bed]

Spanky: Ahh.

Crudde: That was very satisfying.

K.O.: Ugh.

Rad: Whoa.

K.O.: I feel sick.

Rad: What just happened?

Wilhamena: We saved your lives.

Cyrus: You were possesed by ghosts and you were making bigger fools of yourselves than usual.

Rad: Oh, neat.

[Enid tries to get back in her house but her mom catches her]

Wilhamena: Enid, a word.

Enid: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I-I won't do ninja stuff ever again!

Bernard: That was so…

Bernard and Wilhamena: Spooky!

Wilhamena: I almost peed a little! [Chuckles] Is that what you've been practicing all this time? Oh, we really had the wrong idea.

Bernard: We are just so darn ignorant.

Wilhamena: How could we have been so discouraging? Oh, my little ninja! [Pinches Enid's cheek] Who is sometimes a witch, though, because she looks so cute. Right? Oh! A winja?

Bernard: Oh, a winja— I like that.

Cyrus: [laughs] Winja. Genius!

Enid: Please stop saying winja. But, uh, you know, there's this Parents Day thing at the Plaza. You could come by next time?

Bernard: We'd love that.

[Wilhamena and Bernard kisses Enid's cheeks]

Enid: [To Bernard] Quit slobbering on me.

K.O.: [Has candy] Ooh, wow! [Waves back to Icky and Boris who was waving to him] Thanks for the candy, Boris and Icky! Psst! Enid. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. [Whispers to Enid's ear] Purple. [Giggles and heads to Rad's van]

Enid: All right, guys, go ahead. Get all your laughter out.

Rad: Ha, what? I was never laughing at you, Enid.

Enid: Uh, yeah, you were. You were literally like… [Imitates Rad's laugh] …the whole time.

Rad: Man, you know I just express myself in the most obnoxious way. I was really laughing at how much I relate. You think your parents are the most embarrassing people in the world? Well, mine are the most embarrassing in the universe! I actually think your family's really rad, though. And I don't use that word for nothin'.

Cyrus: And besides. You don't know how good you got it. I mean I don't even have a mom or a dad. The only thing that ever came close to family was my Boss and he's gone...

Enid: So the reason you were warming up to my parents was because...

Cyrus: I was hoping I could make up for lost time. Maybe learn what it's like to be part of a family.

Enid: Wow, thanks. You guys should come over again sometime— when I actually invite you.

Rad: [Laughs] For sure. See ya tomorrow, Enid. [He and Cyrus head to the van]

K.O.: [Waves to Enid] Bye-bye, Enid!

[Enid closes the door and the episode ends]