Hungary,
That! Bloody! FROG!
Of COURSE he'd order something like that!
I can't read the blasted menu because it's in French, so he decides to order for me.
Well, at the very least, now I CAN say I'm allergic to frogs.
Keep that bumbling French fool away from me, for the sake of my sanity and his life.
England
Mr. England,
I apologize on behalf of my client for the physical and emotional damage he has caused to you. He did not inform me of his menu selections. However, I feel the need to remind you that since my client is, as you have so eloquently put it, a horny bastard, and since he is undoubtedly feeling jilted as a result of your actions, he will quite probably seek pleasure elsewhere. And, since I am currently in his employ, I am obligated to play an advisory role in this search.
I recommend that you keep abreast of further developments.
Hungary
PS Are you still going to post those pictures?
Hungary,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? I thought it was going fine...I thought it might be like it was before...but...but...WHY AM I SUCH A FOOL? How could I do something so, so, so STUPID! Ahh, but you were there, were you not? Tell me, how can I make it up to England? Could you speak to him on my behalf?
Pourquoi? POURQUOI?
France
France,
First thing. Breathe in. Breathe out. Do it again. You're not going to win anyone's heart by moaning like that. But I'm glad you're taking responsibility for this one; that's a step in the right direction.
Second, you could have been smarter about your choice of side dishes. Mister Fish And Chips is not likely to be enticed by frog legs. And he wasn't, as far as I could hear. And your suggestions about what to do after dinner probably didn't help.
Third…I've just gotten a letter from England…at this point, I don't think there's anything you can do to make it up to him...Not directly, at least. But I have a new plan. How would you like to take a more roundabout approach? *grin*How does a weekend in historic Budapest sound?
Hungary
Hungary, Woah, dude, mind filling me in? I saw Iggy today, he was totally pissd off and his face was all red! Like he had been rolling in America
America,
Tonight we learned that England is allergic to frog. Literally—France ordered it for him, and it went badly. France is also incapable of being tactful with significant amounts of testosterone in his blood. The details of the evening, however, are confidential.
But I know a way in which you can ease your curiosity. On Saturday I will be holding a dinner, and I would be very happy if you attended.
Hope to see you this weekend,
Hungary
Dear Hungary, Have I ever told you how much I love your deviousness? Quite frankly, I am glad that I do not live anywhere near America or Well, Love,
My dear Austria,
Do you know what the best thing about that support group was? It didn't cure me completely *grins*
And thank you. I very much enjoy being devious. So much so, in fact, that my plan to temporarily unite France and England is entering its final phase. Remember the composers' dinner I'm hosting on Saturday in Budapest? I have come up with a way to get France, England, and America all there together. And you, my love, will be conducting an impromptu orchestra, safely out of harm's way, if all goes well. I pray it does; otherwise I will have to crack some heads.
But before that comes Italy's night. I shall see you, and him and Germany, tomorrow in Venice.
Love,
Hungary
