Authors Note: Argh, I don't feel good. These two chapters are for Kennedy. Please read and review both of them. Thank You. (: And Thank You all for your wonderful reviews, they really do mean a lot to me. X3.

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-You talk like you're famous; you're shameless.-

Miley smiled softly as her head rested on Joe's chest and he had his arms wrapped around her; They were in his room, snuggled up on his bed, it was Friday night and they were watching a movie. "What Happens In Vegas." to be exact. She liked these moments; where they were cuddled together.

"Baby?" Miley said softly as she played with the fabric on his blankets.

"Mhm?" He said still looking at the TV, Amused.

"Do… you ever wonder about California?" She asked curiously as she bit her lip; Joe smiled softly and turned to her.

"All the time… some times I wonder if that didn't happen… if we would be in California, as free as birds." He said softly as he stroked her face.

"I don't want to be free as a bird, any more, Joe." She said honestly.

"Me Either… I've always been that way… but, I think it's time for me to grow up." He said softly before kissing her cheek softly.

Miley smiled softly and traced her fingers over Joe's lips. "I love you, baby."

"I love you, too, Lee." He said softly.

Miley smiled and rested her head in the crook of his neck.

"I want to spend the rest of my life with you." He said softly as he stroked her hair and kissed the top of her head.

"I wanna be with you for ever, too." She said giggling softly.

Joe smiled and quickly sat up before pulling her up with him.

"Let's… go get married!" He said excitedly.

"What?" Miley asked shocked.

Joe smiled at her. "We can find a wedding chapel in Nashville! One that doesn't need a marriage license!"

"Joe…" She said softly as she shook her head.

"No, Lee! Let's do it! You wouldn't be breaking your promise to your purity ring… and we could be together, for ever!" He said smiling widely.

"Joe, we can't just run off and get married… My Parents won't let me do that." She said softly as she shook her head.

"They don't have to know for a while!" He said as he stroked her face.

Miley bit her lip. "You want to marry me?"

"I couldn't even imagine my self with any one else." Joe said honestly.

Miley smiled shyly. "Fine."

Joe's eyes widened. "Seriously?"

"Seriously!" She said giggling and jumping on him.

Joe let out a groan of pain and Miley winced.

"I'm Sorry!" She apologized before placing kisses all over his face.

Joe laughed softly and hugged her tightly. "It's OK."

-Cause I ain't cha hollaback boy.-

Miley smiled widely as She and Joe quietly opened her balcony doors; they were Thankful for the stairs or else they might have to use the front door and have a good percentage of waking up Her Parents; she resisted the giggle at the white gold wedding ring on her hand, it had one big diamond on the top… it was perfect; it was simple and she loved it. She giggled when Joe wrapped his arms around her from behind, after he closed her balcony doors.

"I love you." He whispered softly, her room was dark black.

"I love you, too." She said before letting out another giggle, Joe could now walk, with a limp and he would some times need his crutches or a cane or such until his physical therapy worked enough to get him to walk, again.

She laughed softly when he picked her up; she wrapped her legs tightly around his waist and let her arms loosely wrap around his neck.

He smiled at her in the dark before her room lights flicked on.

Joe's eyes widened and Miley gasped when they saw Robby Ray and Susan sitting on her bed, and the small string attached to the lamp on her night stand was dangling around.

"Miley Ray Stewart; would you care to explain why you are just getting home at three o'clock in the morning and why you haven't been home since eight in the morning, yester day?" Robby Ray asked as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"We… went to a concert." Miley said before biting her lip; hating her self for lying to Her Parents.

Joe slowly sat Miley down. "I'm Sorry; we should have called you guys, or told you or some thing."

"Joseph, when we trust you with our daughter; we want to be sure she's safe." Susan said sternly and Joe sighed softly.

"I'm Sorry; we honestly just lost track of time." Joe said and it was true; some where between leaving the small wedding chapel and staying locked away in the hotel room; they never really looked at the time.

Miley set down the pair of black high heels she had in her hands on her floor; she was wearing a white, flowy mini dress; her hair was down in its natural wavy curls and she had her normal make up on. Joe was wearing a tight white button down shirt, he had a black tie on; but, Miley had ripped it off in the hotel room, it was in a trash can make in Nashville; with a pair of dark blue skinny jeans and his black and white slip on converse.

She giggled softly and hugged Joe tightly. "Daddy, Momma, I am completely fine… when ever I am with Joe."

Robby Ray and Susan raised their eye brows at her.

"Miles, Please tell us you aren't drunk." Robby Ray begged softly.

Miley laughed and shook her head. "No, I'm just, really, really happy."

"Why?" Susan asked curiously.

"Because… I'm In Love." Miley said smiling up at Joe, as he hugged her back tightly; smiling widely.

Robby Ray and Susan raised their eye brows at them.

"We're Fine!" Miley said smiling widely and resting her head on Joe's chest, facing Her Parents and still hugging Joe tightly.

Robby Ray sighed softly. "Miles… if what ever it was you two did didn't make you two so happy; I would ground you, we were worried sick about you."

"Daddy! I'm Sorry!" Miley said honestly.

"I know, I know, Miles… just, be sure to call next time? Or let us know where you two are going?" Robby Ray said softly.

"I Promise, Daddy!" Miley said happily.

Susan sighed softly. "Where was this concert at?"

"Nashville; Metro Station performed with Good Charlotte and Boys Like Girls." Joe said nodding his head; well they were in Nashville tonight.

"Who?" Robby Ray asked confused.

"They're… bands, rock bands." Joe said nodding his head.

"Oh…" Susan trailed off softly, confused even.

"Alright you two… get some rest." Robby Ray said as he and Susan stood up.

"Yes, Sir." Miley said pulling out of Joe's embrace.

She hugged Her Parents tightly. "I Love Y'all."

"We love you, too, Miles." Robby Ray said as the three pulled away from the hug. Miley smiled softly.

"Sweet Dreams." Robby Ray added and Susan nodded her head.

"Sweet Dreams." Miley repeated before they walked out of her room and softly closed the door behind them.

Miley smiled widely when Joe wrapped his arms around her from behind.

"I love you, wife." He whispered in her ear.

"I love you, too, husband." Miley said softly as she heard Her Parents walking down the hall before she heard their door close.

Joe smiled widely before they started to get un dressed; Miley pulled on a powder blue tight tank top and a matching pair of boy shorts and Joe just stripped down to his dark blue boxer briefs.

Miley smiled softly and turned off her lamp before they got in her bed and snuggled together tightly. She smiled softly at the gold wedding ring on Joe's hand, she bit her lip. They were married.

They had agreed to keep her last name Stewart until they decided to tell every one they were married; if any one asked, they would say they were promise rings. They had also decided once they told every one, they would have a real wedding; since Miley really wanted Her Daddy to walk her down the aisle and for Her Parents And Her Family to be there for their wedding; along with Joe's Parents And Family.

Joe smiled at her before they wrapped their arms around one another and hugged one another tightly. Knowing they would never have to let one another go, now. They were official. They were real. They were married for Gods Sake.

-Prostitution is a revelution.-

Miley squealed as she ran to Joe; jumping on him and wrapping her legs tightly around his waist, Thankful that she was wearing a pair of shorts under her skirt.

Joe smiled and wrapped his arms around her tightly; ignoring the looks some of the people out side of the church were giving them.

"I love you." She said as she looked down at him and played with his hair.

He smiled widely at her. "I love you, too."

Miley giggled before kissing him softly on the lips.

Joe pulled away softly and smiled at her; he laughed softly when Miley pressed her lips back to his before pulling away, again.

"What's gotten in to you two?" Nick said as he raised his eye brows at them.

Miley and Joe ignored them as they looked dreamily in to one another's eyes.

Kevin shook his head. "Wow."

Miley giggled as Joe whispered some thing to her, before she whispered some thing back to him.

Miley was wearing a sea blue cute ruffled skirt, a pair of black mid thigh length shorts under them and a long brown tank top with a v neck beaded design at the top; it had thick spaghetti straps, and she was wearing a pair of black ballet flats, her make up was done normally and her hair was down in it's naturally wavy curls, her bangs were pulled back and pinned in the middle of the back of her head, with a bright red thick heart hair pin. Joe was wearing a pair of tight white skinny jeans; a white shirt with thin vertical black stripes; a black vest; and a red tie with a his classic pair of black and white slip on converse, and his hair was tousled, he really didn't do much to it, he just woke up and let it be as it was.

Miley smiled softly as he sat her down; she giggled and wrapped one arm around his back and one arm around his stomach and he wrapped one of his arms around her waist; he had his crutch today and it was in his free arm.

"They're like… in lovers central." Nick said before shuddering.

"It's disturbing to watch." Kevin said nodding his head.

"That it is." Nick agreed as he grimaced.

Kevin laughed softly and shook his head before they started walking be side Paul Senior, Denise And Frankie in to the church; behind Miley and Joe, who were walking up to the front rows where Miley's Family Was At.

"Hi, Sweetie. Hi, Joseph." Susan said smiling at them; Miley smiled back and resisted the urge to glare when She saw Claire sitting be side Jackson.

"Miley Ray!" A voice said and Miley squealed before pulling out of Joe's arms.

"Papa! Mamaw!" Miley said as she pulled the gray haired man and red headed woman in to a tight hug. Joe smiled softly and sat down be side Susan, leaving space in between them for Miley and letting his crutch sit on the ground.

"They've been in Paris for half of the year… Miley didn't know they were back, yet." Susan said smiling.

Joe smiled softly. "She seems excited."

Susan smiled and nodded her head. "She Does."

Joe frowned when Miley sat with them, he sighed before the choir started and every one, including him started clapping before Robby Ray started to talk.

Joe smiled softly as he listened to him, he laughed softly when he saw Frankie run in front or him before sitting be side him.

"Buddy, you can't do that." Joe whispered as Frankie sat on his lap.

"I wanna sit with you." Frankie said glaring at him.

Joe laughed softly before nodding his head. "OK."

He handed Frankie His Bible and helped him find the page before he read, in a whisper of course, what Robby Ray was saying to Frankie.

"I don't get it." Frankie said confused and Joe looked at him amused before ruffling his hair.

"Don't worry about it, Buddy. You're a little too young to know what he means just yet." Joe said softly and Frankie smiled softly before leaning back in to Joe's chest and looking down at The Bible; counting the breaks under every sentence or under every paragraph.

Joe smiled and clapped, along with the rest of the church as Robby Ray finished his speech and the choir started to play, again. Frankie clapped happily.

"Are you gonna let me get up, Buddy?" Joe asked smiling at him.

Frankie smiled before hopping in to the row; standing on it before Joe grabbed his crutch and stood up.

"Dude, you're so carrying me." Frankie said giving him a toothless grin.

Joe smiled before holding out his free hand to Frankie. "Fine."

Frankie smiled widely before jumping on Joe; making Joe let out an 'oomph.' sound before he wrapped his arm tightly around Frankie.

"That was a great speech, Mr. Stewart." Joe said nodding his head.

"Thank You, Joseph." Robby Ray said smiling at him and Frankie.

"Your Welcome." Joe said smiling before Robby Ray hugged Susan tightly.

"Joe!" Miley squealed before gesturing him over. Joe smiled softly and hobbled over to Miley.

"Papa, Mamaw, this is my… boy friend, Joe Gray. Joe, these are My Daddy's Parents, this is My Papa, and this is My Mamaw." Miley said gesturing in between them all.

"Hi." Joe said smiling and nodding his head.

"You have a boy friend? Since When?" Phil asked protectively.

Miley bit her lip. "On and off for like… the past three months? We've only broken up… twice; the shortest being a day; the longest being like two weeks."

"I'm Frank The Tank!" Frankie said as he waved happily.

Joe laughed and kissed the top of Frankie's head. "This is my youngest brother."

Patty smiled at them. "It's nice to meet you guys."

"You Too, Both Of You." Joe said smiling and nodding his head.

Patty smiled before turning back to Miley. "Sweetie, there is just some thing different about you… I can't just place my finger on it, yet."

Miley smiled widely. "I'm in love!"

Phil raised his eye brows at her. "Love?"

Miley smiled widely and nodded her head. "Yep!"

"Alright, you can tell us all about it once we get back to your house; I'm helping Your Momma cook a Sunday dinner." Patty said and Miley smiled and nodded her head at them.

"OK." She said smiling widely.

-You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, aye, aye, aye.-

"I didn't even know they would be here!" Miley said happily as she stood in front of her closet; in only a pair of light pink lacy boy shorts and matching bra.

"Well, It's nice to see you so excited, Wife." Joe said smiling at her, from her bed; he had changed in to a pair of white knee length shorts with red and black plaid designs on them and a gray wife beater.

"It Is, Husband." Miley said turning and smiling at him. Joe smiled and looked back down at his cell phone; he was text messaging with Greg.

Miley bit her lip and walked over to her dresser; she took out her bright pink belly button ring before looking up at the small bowl full of different ones on her dresser, she putt her bright pink one in it before she smiled and pulled out a bright orange one and putt it on before screwing the bright orange ball on the end of the silver ring.

Miley smiled before pulling her hair back up in a messy pony tail, taking her thick candy apple red hair pin out and putting it on her dresser before she walked back over to her closet.

"Miles, in Paris they had the cutest little shop and I know how much you love horses, so…" A voice said as Miley's door opened; Joe snapped his head up as he heard it close and Miley looked over at it wide eyed.

"What in the sand heck is that?" Patty asked slowly as she pointed to Miley's tan flat stomach.

"A belly button ring?" Miley offered, smiling nervously.

Patty frowned before looking around Miley's room; it was no longer bright pink and purple with stuffed animals every where. It had pictures all over the walls and her stuffed animals were on her bench by one of her windows; there was a black light and a strobe light hooked on to the wall; she narrowed her eyes when she saw a big red box on Miley's night stand labeled. "Trojan." with another box be side it that said "Pregnancy Prevention."

"Miley Ray Stewart; what in the sand heck are you doing?" Patty asked turning back to Miley and sitting the brown bag down in Miley's computer chair.

"Well, I'm looking for some thing to wear; I was thinking jean shorts, but I'm really in the mood for capri's." Miley said nodding her head.

"Trojan? Pregnancy Prevention?" Patty said sternly as she gestured to Miley's night stand.

Miley shrugged her shoulders. "I don't want to get pregnant right now in life."

"You two are having sex?" Patty asked as she placed her hands on her hips.

Miley laughed before pulling on a black tube top and then a short sleeved, low cut v neck sea blue over shirt on that had a hood on the back; it was like a short sleeve sweater, out of her closet and slipping it on. "Mamaw, I'm seventeen years old. I can have sex if I want to."

"What about that purity ring?" Patty said before looking down at Miley's hand.

"What is that? Where is your purity ring?" She asked alarmed.

Miley play fully rolled her eyes. "Mamaw, it's a promise ring; and Joe has my purity ring on his neck lace; which is around his neck."

"Don't use a smart mouth with me, Young Lady." Patty said strictly before looking over at Joe, who was looking down at his cell phone; no longer paying attention to Miley and Patty's conversation.

Miley smiled softly before pulling on a pair of short dark blue mid thigh jean shorts before pulling on a brown belt through their belt loops.

"Oooohhhh! Lee!" Joe said smiling widely and looking up from his phone.

"Greg said hi and Mandy is going to email you this web site of this store in New York that you two have to visit when we go for New Years… if Your Parents say yes I mean." He said happily and Miley squealed before running over to the bed.

"Tell him to tell her I miss shopping with her!" Miley said happily before she grabbed Joe's cell phone and straddled him.

Joe laughed and wrapped his arms around her tightly as she began texting away on his cell phone.

"Miley Ray." Patty said crossing her arms over her chest.

"Hold On, Mamaw." Miley said before she handed Joe back his cell phone and turned to look at Patty.

"Yeah?" She asked happily, smiling widely.

"Get off of the boy like that. It isn't lady like." Patty said and Miley frowned before pulling her self off of Joe.

"Mamaw, Joe is my boy friend; you can't tell me what I can and can not do with him." Miley said before she started to pull out her gold cross earrings before replacing them with a pair of American Flag, cute flip flops earrings.

"Excuse Me, Young Lady?" Patty asked strictly and Miley sighed.

"Please, Mamaw. Don't start with me right now." Miley said softly before Joe putt his cell phone back in his pockets and slowly sitting up.

Patty sighed, but nodded her head any ways. "OK, Miley Ray."

Miley smiled softly before she handed Joe his crutch and kissed his cheek softly.

Joe smiled before at her kissing her softly on the lips before pulling away.

"I love you, Lee." He said softly as he smiled at her.

"I love you, too, Joe." Miley said softly as she smiled back at him.

Patty sighed and rolled her eyes. "You two… just be down, dinner is about to start soon."

Miley smiled and nodded her head; still smiling dreamily at Joe as Patty walked out of the door and closed it softly behind her.

-Dear, Maria count me in.-

Authors Note: HAPPY?! (: Please read and review both of these chapters. Thank You. X3. And Thank You for all of your wonderful reviews, they really do mean a lot to me. And once again, these two chapters are for Kennedy. ("Get off my Bamboo.") Check out her amazing stories! Please and Thank You! (: X3.

Reviews? Thanks! (:

Brenda. X3.

P.S. The breaklines are: "Shameless." By All Time Low. "Hollerback Boy." By CobraStarShip. "Prostitution is a proffession and I madame, am a proffessional." By CobraStarShip. And the other version of "Umbrella." By All Time Low. And last but not least. "Dear Maria, Count Me In." By All Time Low. X3. (: I'm Sorry if I got any lyrics wrong. Lmmfao. Haha. (: X3.