OH MY GODS I FORGOT TO POST ON SUNDAY DON'T KILL ME PLEASE! I don't know how, but it completely slipped my mind! Anyway PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! To make up for it, I am posting two chapters tonight, so hopefully that makes up for it.

Anyways, this chappie was requested by Sharem. I hope you like it! :)

Disclaimer: Obviously, anyone who could forget to post couldn't own the Avengers.


Natasha smiled as she trimmed her calamanci fruit tree thoughtfully. Clint had gotten it for her a few years ago, and it was one of the best presents she had ever received. She noticed the leaves drooping and decided that it could use some light, so she moved it up to the kitchen. After setting it on the windowsill, she ambled over to the coffee maker.

"What?!" She hissed. There was no coffee maker. Oh well, maybe Stark had finished that special coffee maker he had been talking about, the one that would be able to cook eggs. Natasha left the room, promising to come back as soon as possible.


Thor walked into the kitchen, confidence having been replenished since the strawberry incident a few days ago. He headed for the pop tarts when a flash of color caught his eyes, and he turned to face the object. He hissed when he saw a tree with miniature orange balls of horror it.

"NOOOOOO! ALL OF YOU MUST DIEEEEEEE!" Thor screamed, leaping forward and smashing the plant with his hammer. He was about to congratulate himself when he heard a shrill shriek behind him.

"Thor! How could you?! You smashed my calamanci plant!" Natasha screamed, eyes wild with rage.

"It breeds little orange balls of horror!" Thor protested.

Natasha facepalmed. "Those aren't oranges!" She explained agitatedly. "That was a calamanci, which is entirely different!"

"Oh." Thor muttered, then said hesitantly, "So, they are not going to attack me?"

Natasha seemed to finally get over the shock of losing her precious plant, and flew at Thor, bringing him down with the Bastard Thigh Grip.

"LOKI!" Thor wailed. In a poof, the summoned god appeared, reading.

"And now what is it, Thor?" Loki asked, scarcely looking up from his book.

"Loki, I killed a plant and now Lady Natasha is angered!" Whined Thor.

The dark haired god examined the situation quickly before waving his hand and the tree and the pot it was in flew back together.

"I thought you couldn't bring the dead back to life?" Natasha said suspiciously as she released Thor in favor of studying her plant carefully.

Loki shrugged. "I can't, but your plant was not dead, simply damaged. And trust me, I can fix damaged things. It happens sometimes."

Natasha nodded, before rounding on Thor and glaring at him menacingly. "If you ever touch my plant again, I will kill you." She said, stalking out.

"Thank you, brother!" Thor cried as soon as she was gone.

Loki smirked. "Yet again, you are in my debt. What else is new?"


So, I hope that was good...*bites finger nails nervously* Another chapter shall appear soon!

I am open to fruit requests! I am also open to other requests! Don't worry, I'm not picky when it comes to requests. :)

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