I do not own any of the anime/games in this fic. I also do not own Kel/Kelvis, Zero and Vale. They belong to Keyblade Master/Random/Limit Break Fira

Kuro Suzaku is owned by Kuro herself
Kariudo Shikaku is owned by Kariudo-kun herself
Ian Valentine is owned by Who's Asking.

I own Kiako (That's ME!), Mana, Malice and Miu. When a new paragraph starts these little thingies will appear ʓʓʓ and if those thingies don't show up I'm sorry -.-; And I'm sorry if there are spelling errors.

Mana and memories: Italic

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We walked into the temple glancing about.

"Whoa, pretty big in person." Kuro said scratching her head. Kuro looked around too, while I was spinning in circles. When we reached the doors, Kuro put her hand out to push it open.

"Ne, Kuro-sama..." I said looking down into the giant bowl underneath us. It almost looked bottomless...

"Nani? What're you worrying about now?" Kuro asked.

"Didn't Yuna and them have to get the flower scepter and that other stuff to get inside?" I asked. We all stared at eachother and Kuro scratched her chin.

"Now that I think about it..."

BAM!

The three of us looked at one another again, and looked down seeing the floor had pulled itself open from beneath us like a trap door.

"Oh." We fell through the hole screaming until we hit something solid. I felt everything in my body jolt and winced.

Actually, we didn't even have time to complain, as we started to... Slide forward...?

"Oh man I--" Kuro started before bumping behind me, "HATE SLIDES!!"

We sped down the half tube, gaining speed and losing breath from screaming at the same time. We turned a sharp corner, sending both Kariudo and Kuro squishing me into the side, then went on again downwards into a spiral.

I suddenly felt the slide decend sharply and shrieked when we plunged almost vertically downwards.

"KYAAAAAH!!!"

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"GACK!!" I coughed when I slammed down into the ground and Kuro and Kariudo followed straight after, landing in a pile on my back.

"I... Hate slides..." Kuro grumbled.

"I'm starting to too..." Kariudo agreed.

"Man, I'm glad you're BOTH light..." I groaned, "Get offa me..." As the two of them stepped off, I slowly got to my knees.

"You ok?"

"I think I hurt my livers..." I croaked. Kuro rose her eyebrow.

"You only have one liver."

I paused, "How many do I need to live?"

Kariudo and Kuro looked at eachother.

"One...?"

I stopped, holding my sides in, "Guys, I think I'm in trouble..."

(After many Apple Gels and potions later...)

"Gyaah... My organs... Are in a big tangled mess..." I whimpered gripping my stomach. Kuro cast a fire spell to light the room we were in. Well, it KINDA was a room, more like a dungeon actually. Complete with mold, mildew, a rat and a foul smell of... Cabbage I guess is the closest thing I can compare it too...

"KYAH!!"

"Kuro? What's wrong?" Kariudo asked, concerned.

"There's a black chocobo here!!" Kuro said pointing with an almost childish smile on her face, "A BLACK CHOCOBO!!"

"And there's a green one too." Kariudo noted walking towards the green one. It sniffed at her and nuzzled her hair, "Ah! Aww."

Kuro was chuckling as the black one was licking at her face. I followed behind Kuro.

"Hey boy, or girl." I said petting it's beak, "Hey, how can you tell if a Chocobo is male or female?"

"As if I'd know..." Kuro said, "Aww, I wanna ride him..." I smiled and after a moment, peered around the room a bit harder.

In the corner, was something with a shine but was dusty. I approached it and wiped away some of the thick dust off.

"Guys, look." I said, "It's a TV." Kuro and Kariudo rose their eyebrows and came up beside me.

"Better back up guys, and cover your face." Kuro said, "Aero!!" she cast the spell on the TV screen and all the dust blew off of it. I peered at it with my head titled to the side.

"It's a robot. Or something." I said. Sure enough, it was a blue robot wearing a kind of dark teal baseball jacket and had a TV for a head, "Aww, poor thing, the back of it's head is busted." Taking hold of it, I dragged it out of the corner and took a look inside of his head. Wires and a few plugs were also in a tangle and covered in dust. Kuro cast Aero on it again to clear some of it and I did a quick study of it.

"Ok... So it's a robot with a TV on it's head." Kuro said, "Let's move on, I find the chocobo's much more interesting." Kariudo shrugged. I cradled the TV head in my lap and poked at the wires. I pulled one out, then stuck it back in again and did that with most of the wires.

I wonder if this thing runs on batteries?

I checked for one, and when I didn't find on, I sighed. It looked like such a cute robot too...

Rubbing my chin, I changed into Black mage dress sphere and after muttering a few incantations I learned from Kuro, cast a weak thunder on it. Man, all my black magic is weak...

The robot twitched, the screen lighting up for a moment and looked up at me. A giant red question mark flashed on it's screen when it tilted it's head at me. I smiled and shifted so I could stand up.

And then it suddenly died...

I sighed, aww...

I placed the robot back down and stood up rubbing my shoulder. Well, even if I couldn't get it to work, at least it worked for a few seconds. Patting the metel chest, I sighed again.

"Wish I could've made you work." I said with a dull smile.

"Kiako, behind you!!!" Kariudo shouted banishing her gun towards me and firing off rounds. The monster behind me squealed in pain waving it's fists around. The chocobo's started to jump around and screech at the sudden monster banging it's fists on the ground. I grabbed the robot and dove to the side to avoid the fists. I took the time to switch into my samurai DS and charged at the monster. It had a giant pair of hands attached to organic looking cords that stuck to a weirdly formed upper body. The lower body was a bunch of tentacles...

"Firaga!!" Kuro casted and the flames seared the monster in the back. It meerly swiveled around at Kuro and spat fire back at her. She quickly unleashed her wings and folded them around her as they absorbed the fire, "Dammit, I can't cast any high magic here!"

"Why not?" Kariudo asked jumping back.

"I might hit a chocobo!!" Kuro replied and blocked the giant hand with her scythe, "Let go you bastard!!" I drew my sword and slashed through the organic line connecting the arm and the body. The monster roared and the hand let go of Kuro's scythe.

Instead, it crawled towards me on all 5 fingers...

Slashing at it, it eventually grabbed my waist with the hanging wire and the rest of the giant hand grabbed me. I choked and fell over feeling the hand squeezing. I watched through squinted eyes at Kuro and Kariudo dodging and attacking the body half, trying to escape the second arm.

Someone... Anyone...

Somebody help us!

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I suddenly felt the hand let go and took a gasp of air. Looking up, I saw the TV headed robot wrestle the arm down, grabbed the line, and slammed the hand down continuously then swinging it into the monster, which let go of Kariudo.

It looked down at me and held out his big metal hands to me. After seeing it was a gesture to help me up, I took hold of his hand and he pulled me to my feet. With his hand again, he gave me a light push back behind him and turned around to face the monster.

The monster roared and shot out it's remaining arm at the robot. The robot grabbed the hand twisting at the fingers and grabbed the line again, swinging the giant hand in a circle while running at the monster.

I had to admit, watching the robot beating the monster to death with it's own hand was funny. I took hold of my sword and glanced at Kuro and Kariudo, who had ejected their weapons. We all nodded at eachother and ran at the monster and the robot fighting. I jumped up above the monster and stabbed my sword down into the top of it's head. Kuro had swung her scythe to hook into it's under part and Kariudo stabbed at it's hand.

The monster let out a final cry and fell to the ground, pyraflies floating out from it. The three of us were panting and after we caught our breath, sent the monster.

I glanced up at the TV robot and it stared back down at me. It was so tall... Even Kuro, who was the tallest out of the three of us only reached up to the bottom of his chest cavity!

The TV bot raised it's giant hand and gave my head a pat. I smiled up at it and jumped up hugging it.

"It's alive! It works!!" I said happily, "So, do you have a name?" The TV's screen flashed red letters across it's face.

CANTI.

"Canti? What kinda name is that...?" Kuro asked, "Oh nevermind..."

"Kuro-sama..." I jumped up onto Canti's shoulder, "Can we keep him?"

"WHAT?! Why the hell are you asking me that!!"

"YAY! KEEP CANTI!!" I shouted happily hanging off of Canti's shoulders, "Canti Canti!!"

"FINE!! Just, shut up..." Kuro groaned, "It's like having a pet..."

"You guys can have the chocobo's, I get Canti." I said swinging from Canti's arm. Kuro rubbed her head.

"Good point."

After we unhooked the chocobo's, Kuro and Kariudo mounted their steeds.

"So, where to? We're stuck at the bottom of the temple." Kariudo said. Kuro pointed to a dark tunnel, "Oh man, not more dark tunnels..."

"We can use Canti's head as a light source!!" I said, cheerful since I brought the robot to life. Canti didn't talk at all, but at least some pictures and words flashed onto his screen occasionally. He also didn't seem to mind a hyper cat girl jumping all over him and sitting on his shoulders. I slung my legs over his shoulders and rest my chin on top of Canti's TV head, I felt his fingers wrap around my legs to keep me steady, "Isn't he cute?"

"Jeez, you find all the strangest things to like..." Kuro groaned and gave her chocobo reigns a small tug, "Well, on we go."

Authors notes: Short chapter, yes... I've been a bit busy lately (Drama production... YAY!!) Anyhow, Canti is from FLCL, Furi Kuri. It's a really weird anime/manga, but I just couldn't help putting Canti the robot in, he's just too cute!! n.n;;