A\N: I was missing writing about Life and her stupidities so I thought about writing this! And just so you know, Robin and Death aren't together yet. They're still mortal enemies XP
DISCLAIMER: NAH UH. THIS KITTY DON'T OWN ANYTHI'N EXCEPT FOR HER CRAZY CHARACTER.
Flipping through the boring TV channels, Life slumped into her seat, staring at the screen infront of her with her feet on the front table. She drummed her fingers on the arm of the green couch, a frown pulling the ends of her lips downwards as she found nothing worth watching. Finally, she stopped on a channel that was giving an animal documentary.
She stared at the pictures of penguins for a few seconds, then switched the TV off.
"Agggggggghhhh..." Life groaned, throwing her head back.
"What's the matter, rabbit?" Robin asked from the far end of the couch.
Life would've scolded him for using the nickname but she let it slide, "I'm so boooooored!" She let out another groan and tried pushing herself deeper into the comfortable seat.
"Then stop making stupid noises and go do something."
"I'm too bored to do anything!" She responded groggily, silver eyes flicking over to him.
He sat away from her, blue holographic computer hovering above his wrist as he kept on clicking keys. Life blew a puff of air from her mouth, "Hey, bird brain, you wanna spar with me?"
His shades fixed on his nose, Robin's attention remained on his computer. "I'm busy."
"You scared that I'll kick your feathery butt?" Life inquired teasingly.
The boy wonder snorted, "Last time I checked, you were the one face planting on the floor."
"You just got lucky, wonder bread." The dark magician growled, glaring daggers in his direction.
"Call it what you want, magic girl. But you're a sore loser."
Her teeth gritting together, Life was about to respond with a snappy remark when she took note of his face, particularly a certain object hiding his eyes. She stared for a few seconds, pursing her lips in thought as an idea struck her. Her boredom got lost somewhere as a slow smirk made its way to her face.
"Hey, bird boy."
Robin kept his gaze on the screen, "Yeah, rabbit?"
"What's your eye color?"
The question seemed to catch his attention and he turned to look give her an incredulous look. "Jee... If I wanted you to know that then why would I be wearing this?" Robin asked sarcastically, pointing towards his black sunglasses.
"Aw, come on!" Life folded her legs beneath herself, "Gim'me a clue!"
Batman's protégé stared, "I'm not giving you any clu—"
"Are they brown?"
"I can't tell y—"
"Blue?"
He stiffened slightly, but thankfully she didn't see it. "I can't tel—"
"Gray?"
"Lif—"
"Black?"
He scowled, "Will you shut u—"
"Are they green?"
"No, my eyes are not green!" Robin snapped, glowering at her. "Why are you asking me this?!"
Life ignored his question, "That's bad," She frowned, leaning into the couch. "I actually like guys with green eyes."
Robin rolled his eyes, "No wonder you're drooling over Wally all the time." He mumbled under his breath, arching an eyebrow when she scooted closer to him, gaze fixed on his sunglasses.
A beat of silence passed between them and Life finally broke it, "Are you blind?" She asked bluntly, Robin gaping at her. "I mean, that would explain why you're wearing sunglasses even indoors. And maybe you do all the work 'cause you have enhanced senses or something."
Suddenly, Robin had an urge to bang his head against the table. "No, rabbit. I am not blind!" He ground out.
"Really?" Life narrowed her eyes suspiciously, "Then tell me how many fingers am I holding?" She held out three fingers infront of his face.
He scowled, "Three."
"Nuh, uh. They're four."
"You just opened the fourth one!" Robin pointed out, glaring as she reached out for his shades. He batted her hand away, "Why are you interested in me all of a sudden?"
"I'm not interested," Life smirked, bouncing her shoulders. "Just curious."
"Well, curiosity killed the rabbit." Robin snorted, a growl leaving his lips as her hand drifted closer to his face again.
He slapped it away.
"Come on, bird boy. Just lem'me see!" She whined, clasping her hands together and giving him puppy dog eyes. "I won't tell anyone... I promise."
He gave her a dumb look. "My answer is still no."
The friendly façade fading, she fixed him with a glare. "Take them off, Robin." Life ordered, referring to his shades.
Robin scowled, "In your dreams!"
"I said take 'em off or I'll do it myself!"
"I am not taking anything off!" The boy wonder snarled, hopping onto his feet. "Now if you don't mind, Batman's given me some work to do." He turned around, clicking on his wrist watch, the holographic screen popping up as he began to walk forward.
"Hey, wonder bread!"
Feeling highly irritated, Robin pivoted on his heel, "What is it no—"
And he wasn't expecting her to lunge at him, knocking him to the carpeted floor. His gaze came across silver eyes that were glaring murderously at him.
"Get off of me!" He ordered, jaw clenching as she tossed him a cocky smirk.
"Just a little sneak peak," Life reached forward to his nose, the smirk firmly plastered on her face.
In a flash, he was on top of her, hiding a smirk as he immobilized both of her hands above her head. "What happened to your personal space rule?" He mused tauntingly, Life narrowing her gray orbs before jerking her head forward.
Robin was expecting her to try and head butt him, but instead, she clamped her teeth around his nose and bit down.
Hard.
A mixture of a shriek and a surprised gasp left his mouth and before he knew it, he was beneath her again, her index finger curling around the center of his sunglasses. "Peek-a-boo~" The dark magician grinned from ear to ear, yanking the shades up and throwing them to the side of the room.
"Aha!" She grinned widely, eyes sparkling with victory.
But then she stared, dumbfounded to find a domino mask covering his eyes. What was wrong with the world?
"Jee, don't people trust each other these days." Life mumbled to herself, chills running down her spine as black boots came in her view.
Ever so slowly, she looked up, forgetting how to swallow as her gaze landed on a very furious Batman. "What are you doing?" He demanded, voice dangerously low.
And Life flinched.
She was so dead.
Head buried into her arms, the dark magician didn't bother to look up when someone poked her shoulder. Instead, she released a long and heavy sigh, squeezing her eyes shut even more.
"Hey, why the long face?"
She let out another groan, burying her face more into her arms that were crossed over the desk. "Will you believe me if I told you that I spent all night washing the batmobile?" She inquired lazily.
A smirk curling the corner of his lips, Dick leaned back into the chair. "Not really," He offered a sympathetic smile, "But I would ask that what you did to do that?"
"There's this guy I know who wears sunglasses all the time— like even inside rooms..." Came her muffled reply as she pressed her nose against her folded arms, "I got curious and wanted to know what his eyes were like so I kinda bugged him for sometime and then I sorta..." She trailed off, Dick raising a brow.
"Sorta what...?"
With a frustrated growl, Life threw herself back against the chair, glaring at the ceiling. "I sorta attacked him!" She screwed her eyes shut, mumbling curses in Italian as he jaw clenched tightly.
Her friend patted her shoulder, "Cheer up, Life." Dick assured, leaning beside her as he laughed.
"Maybe someday you'll figure out everything about him."
A\N: Robin, you little troll, you! XP
