Evan
Rebecca and I were at my place.
"im so glad they know," she said.
"I know me too," I said.
"ya know what this calls for?"
"no what? Well not yet."
"celebratory sex."
She climbed on top of me.
"good. I don't want to squish you or the baby," I told her, "condoms?"
"do we really need them? I mean im already pregnant and im pretty sure you cant get pregnant twice at the same time."
"right good point. And thatd be weird."
"yeah really weird."
We began kissing all the while undressing.
"I cant…it wont…." she said.
"what seems to be the problem?" I asked.
"um. God. Ok how do I put this delicately?" she wondered.
She was such a lady.
"just put it."
"we. don't really fit together," she told me, "um. Physically."
"ok lower yourself," I said.
She did and we tried again.
"oh. Ow," she gasped.
"what am I hurting you?" I asked.
"well if you were it wouldn't be in a bad way. No I just. Um. Its my hips."
that's right. Other than her stomach which was big Rebecca was thin.
"uh ok heres an idea. You, stay there right where you are," I began, "and ill go. Up."
"and I don't have to do a thing?" she asked.
"that's right. Itll make it easier on your hips."
If she didn't move her hips wouldn't hurt.
