Marcellous: (Comes in with bags under his eyes and wearing a robe)

Jeice: Dude, what happened?

Marcellous: (Coughs violently) I'm sick, and I don't know what it is. My doctor's appointment is tomorrow, so hopefully it's not anything serious.

Burter:...And you're still gonna host?

Marcellous: Nah, I think I'll sit this one out. (Sits down on the couch) This chapter's host is gonna be-

??: (Breaks through a wall)

Marcellous: That guy, the only one who would do the job.

Recoome: Who is that?

??: The One and Only, The Handsome Devil of the Village Hidden in the Leaves...

Burter: Just get on with it!

??: ROCK LEE!!

Marcellous: Like I said, only one who would do the job. (sneezes)

Lee: And I shall do with in the prime of YOUT-

Marcellous: DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT WORD!!

Lee: LET US GO ON TO THE QUESTIONS OF LOVE!!

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Sorry everyone around is so stupid Marcellous

Bruter: NO THERE STILL FUNNY! . (makes Bruter explode)

Jeice: sorry about the bran muffin, HERES A COOKIE! (gives a chocolate chip cookie) cookies are awesome

Marcellous: thats all i surprisingly have to say. LOVE THIS STORY! XD

BYE! (leaves)

Marcellous: Please, pity only makes my job worse. (starts drinking tea)

Burter: GOD DAMN IT-(blows up)

Lee: NO! A SWEAR!!

Burter: (Comes back) oh God...

Lee: (Washes Burter's mouth out with soap) DO NOT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!

Burter: OK!! OK!! I GIVE IN!!

Jeice: Thanks! (About to bite into the cookie)

Lee: (Steals cookie) Sweets are not good for you, red-skinned offspring of TRUTH!!

Jeice: Marcellous?

Marcellous: It's not my problem...(coughs)

Jeice: Damn.

Marcellous: Thanks. (Blows nose)

Sailor Star Mars

(walks in and blinks) Frieza...is straight? What is this world coming to? I love killing Captain Ginyu and Guldo (summons energy sword and powers up to Super Saiyan 2)

Ginyu: I hate you! (dices him into a million pieces, then uses Big Bang Attack to disintegrate the pieces)

I'm brutal, deal with it! (laughs evilly)

Guldo: You are too fat, why are you even here? (dices into 90 million pieces, then uses Final Flash to burn the pieces)

Frieza: DIE HOLE! (dices him into 9 thousand million pieces, then uses Big Bang Kamehameha on the pieces)

Everyone else: (Puts apples the size of Mount Everest next to them) That's just to show that I respect you all.

Seeya! (walks out)

Ginyu: Well, he isn't anymore, when he went to Hell, Satan raped him and he turned gay again. Sorry.

Lee: ENOUGH!! I will not stand for this talk of...HOMOSEXUALITY!!

Ginyu: FUC-(Diced into 90 million pieces, then disintegrated by a Big Bang)

Lee: (Gasp) THE HORROR!! (Covers eyes)

Guldo: AHHH!!(Diced into 90 million pieces, then disintegrated by a Big Bang Kamehameha)

Lee: APPLES!!( dives in) Hey Soda! (Drinks it)

Marcellous: Oh God... that was a bottle of beer!!

Lee: (Collapses)

Recoome:...Is he dead...

Marcellous: No...(Coughs)..Alcohol transforms Lee into Lee of the Drunken Fist!

Lee: Who are you? HUUUUUH?!

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Ginyu: Go suck Frieza's dick. (He is about to do it) I didn't mean it literally dumbass! (Kills him)

Burter: Piece of trash. (Turns him into turtle) Someone wants turtle soup?

Jeice: Cheese brain...(Turns his brain into cheese...again)

Recoome: (Kick him in the nuts, so hard they explode)

Guldo: Your nothing more than a frozen turd. (Turns him into a turd and freezes him)

Ginyu: Ok! Wait...(Dies)

Burter: (Turned into a turtle)

Lee:...CHICKEN!!(Does the moonwalk)

Jeice: (Goes brain-dead)

Recoome: AHHHHH!! (Bleeds to death)

Guldo: HALP-(turned into a turd, then frozen)

Garuto

(comes in with a machine gun) say hello to my little friend! (kills the gayu force with gun shots)Ultimate sayains: you still know nothing of it because... I dont remember. Down with the devil, up with god! Random. bye.

Ginyu Force: (Shot up)

Lee: (Dodges the bullets) WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAT?!

Marcellous: (Sleeping)

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Guldo: Ok... then... let's play... uhm... hide 'n seek?

Recoome: smiles Coomy, I love you! hugs Recoome

Jeice: Guess what... boobs! grins, runs through tha room and sings BOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBS!

Burter: You straight?

Ginyu: pokes Ginyu Okeydokey! You can have any man you want, but Sam Rockwell is mine... growls

Guldo: OK!

Recoome:(hugged)Um...I...like you...too?

Jeice: (Having a seizure) AHHHH!! BOOOOBSSSSSS!!

Burter: Yes, Yes I am.

Ginyu: Awwww... But he is SO hot!

Recoome: Oh, he so is NOT!

Ginyu: YES HE IS!

Recoome: NO HE'S NOT!!

Burter: Why am I so slow...

Guldo: (Farts)

Jeice: (Still having a seizure) AHHHH!!

Lee: HOLD THE HELL ON!!

(silence)

Lee: I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS MONKEY JOINT, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOIN' WITH MY TIME!!

Ginyu: (Masturbating)

Lee: (Grabs a gun and shoots of Ginyu's penis)