Marcellous: (Comes in with bags under his eyes and wearing a robe)
Jeice: Dude, what happened?
Marcellous: (Coughs violently) I'm sick, and I don't know what it is. My doctor's appointment is tomorrow, so hopefully it's not anything serious.
Burter:...And you're still gonna host?
Marcellous: Nah, I think I'll sit this one out. (Sits down on the couch) This chapter's host is gonna be-
??: (Breaks through a wall)
Marcellous: That guy, the only one who would do the job.
Recoome: Who is that?
??: The One and Only, The Handsome Devil of the Village Hidden in the Leaves...
Burter: Just get on with it!
??: ROCK LEE!!
Marcellous: Like I said, only one who would do the job. (sneezes)
Lee: And I shall do with in the prime of YOUT-
Marcellous: DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT WORD!!
Lee: LET US GO ON TO THE QUESTIONS OF LOVE!!
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Sorry everyone around is so stupid Marcellous
Bruter: NO THERE STILL FUNNY! . (makes Bruter explode)
Jeice: sorry about the bran muffin, HERES A COOKIE! (gives a chocolate chip cookie) cookies are awesome
Marcellous: thats all i surprisingly have to say. LOVE THIS STORY! XD
BYE! (leaves)
Marcellous: Please, pity only makes my job worse. (starts drinking tea)
Burter: GOD DAMN IT-(blows up)
Lee: NO! A SWEAR!!
Burter: (Comes back) oh God...
Lee: (Washes Burter's mouth out with soap) DO NOT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!
Burter: OK!! OK!! I GIVE IN!!
Jeice: Thanks! (About to bite into the cookie)
Lee: (Steals cookie) Sweets are not good for you, red-skinned offspring of TRUTH!!
Jeice: Marcellous?
Marcellous: It's not my problem...(coughs)
Jeice: Damn.
Marcellous: Thanks. (Blows nose)
Sailor Star Mars
(walks in and blinks) Frieza...is straight? What is this world coming to? I love killing Captain Ginyu and Guldo (summons energy sword and powers up to Super Saiyan 2)
Ginyu: I hate you! (dices him into a million pieces, then uses Big Bang Attack to disintegrate the pieces)
I'm brutal, deal with it! (laughs evilly)
Guldo: You are too fat, why are you even here? (dices into 90 million pieces, then uses Final Flash to burn the pieces)
Frieza: DIE HOLE! (dices him into 9 thousand million pieces, then uses Big Bang Kamehameha on the pieces)
Everyone else: (Puts apples the size of Mount Everest next to them) That's just to show that I respect you all.
Seeya! (walks out)
Ginyu: Well, he isn't anymore, when he went to Hell, Satan raped him and he turned gay again. Sorry.
Lee: ENOUGH!! I will not stand for this talk of...HOMOSEXUALITY!!
Ginyu: FUC-(Diced into 90 million pieces, then disintegrated by a Big Bang)
Lee: (Gasp) THE HORROR!! (Covers eyes)
Guldo: AHHH!!(Diced into 90 million pieces, then disintegrated by a Big Bang Kamehameha)
Lee: APPLES!!( dives in) Hey Soda! (Drinks it)
Marcellous: Oh God... that was a bottle of beer!!
Lee: (Collapses)
Recoome:...Is he dead...
Marcellous: No...(Coughs)..Alcohol transforms Lee into Lee of the Drunken Fist!
Lee: Who are you? HUUUUUH?!
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Ginyu: Go suck Frieza's dick. (He is about to do it) I didn't mean it literally dumbass! (Kills him)
Burter: Piece of trash. (Turns him into turtle) Someone wants turtle soup?
Jeice: Cheese brain...(Turns his brain into cheese...again)
Recoome: (Kick him in the nuts, so hard they explode)
Guldo: Your nothing more than a frozen turd. (Turns him into a turd and freezes him)
Ginyu: Ok! Wait...(Dies)
Burter: (Turned into a turtle)
Lee:...CHICKEN!!(Does the moonwalk)
Jeice: (Goes brain-dead)
Recoome: AHHHHH!! (Bleeds to death)
Guldo: HALP-(turned into a turd, then frozen)
Garuto
(comes in with a machine gun) say hello to my little friend! (kills the gayu force with gun shots)Ultimate sayains: you still know nothing of it because... I dont remember. Down with the devil, up with god! Random. bye.
Ginyu Force: (Shot up)
Lee: (Dodges the bullets) WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAT?!
Marcellous: (Sleeping)
KungFuCat
Guldo: Ok... then... let's play... uhm... hide 'n seek?
Recoome: smiles Coomy, I love you! hugs Recoome
Jeice: Guess what... boobs! grins, runs through tha room and sings BOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBSBOOBS!
Burter: You straight?
Ginyu: pokes Ginyu Okeydokey! You can have any man you want, but Sam Rockwell is mine... growls
Guldo: OK!
Recoome:(hugged)Um...I...like you...too?
Jeice: (Having a seizure) AHHHH!! BOOOOBSSSSSS!!
Burter: Yes, Yes I am.
Ginyu: Awwww... But he is SO hot!
Recoome: Oh, he so is NOT!
Ginyu: YES HE IS!
Recoome: NO HE'S NOT!!
Burter: Why am I so slow...
Guldo: (Farts)
Jeice: (Still having a seizure) AHHHH!!
Lee: HOLD THE HELL ON!!
(silence)
Lee: I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS MONKEY JOINT, AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOIN' WITH MY TIME!!
Ginyu: (Masturbating)
Lee: (Grabs a gun and shoots of Ginyu's penis)
