Dear Hera,

Was it you or Zeus who threw Hephaestus of Olympus?

-Sofaloafa.

Dear Sofaloafa,

Okay! I admit it! It was me because I thought he didn't belong in the family! His face was too misshapen! I was not in control of my actions!

-Hera, supreme ruler over all the gods.

Dear Hera,

So, what would happen if I called you a stuck up hypocrite?

-Sofaloafa.

Dear Sofaloafa,

I will turn you into a horrid form of Hephaestus and toss you off Olympus.

-Hera, still the supreme ruler.

Dear Leo,

What, in my husbands name, are you doing?! Why are you in my account!? I will turn YOU into a puppy and throw you off Olympus!

-Hera, a very ticked off goddess.