"Uh...Hi Rose." The moments of silence that passed between the two were awkward indeed. That is, it was awkward silence until Eric cleared his throat loudly. "Just go die somewhere." Rose growled. Eric only grimaced and held Hikaru's arm sternly. "I would be overjoyed, but I'm knee deep in human blood with both sides. So if you'll excuse me, I will be leaving you two here to do whatever. Good day." He didn't smirk, didn't glare, he just turned and left. "What's wrong with him? " Rose asked herself, then dropped any sympathy and turned her attention back to Hikaru. "How did you find me? " she asked, smiling and overjoyed. Now, if only they weren't imprisoned... "Glowing jewel, Koaru's missing, probably Chalry's fault, and its all normal for me by now." Hikaru shrugged and smiled down at Rose. "I missed you so badly." "I..." Rose didn't have enough humility or blood left to blush properly, but she was surprised. Then, suddenly, she had a surge of realization. And smacked Hikaru on the back of the head. "IDIOT! YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO SEE ME? YOU BETTER HAVE A BETTER REASON FOR THIS! " "OW! ...I came to rescue you and find Koaru, Charles if I was lucky but... yeah you saw how that worked out." He laughed nervously and then remembered something. "Uh...Hey Rose, does Mother erase memories?" *knock knock* "Come on guys, Mother is waiting. We have a little surprise for you."
"Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa…We're moving…." Koaru suddenly stopped pounding against the door and trying to kick it down (which he had been epically failing at for the last three hours) When there was a jerk of the very, very, very small room he and Charles were in. It was more a closet really.
"Of course we're moving twit. How else are they going to take us to where ever their taking us without me braking loose?" Charles growled from the pitch darkness.
"They're taking us to Mother's right? Eric mentioned that. I wonder why they are taking us when it was where we were trying to go anyway."
Frankly, Charles had wondered that too. What was Father planning? Charly tried to look back at the torture times and see if anything that happened where Father might have any reason to want to help…. Oh no.
"He's actually going to follow up his side of the deal." Charles breathed, holding his head in the blackness and squeezing his eyes tight enough that spots were showing. There, light.
Koaru looked in the general direction that the words had come from and starred at the darkness questionably.
"Pardon?"
"His side of the deal. He said that he was going to help lift the curse. I thought he was just messing around with me. After that, I wont be Rose's servant anymore… so… then I'll be…"
"Available." Koaru finished the sentence.
"You make it sound perverted!" The demon shot up from his fatal position and reached out in the black, grabbing something that was most likely Koaru's arm.
"OMIGOSH! Please don't kill me!" Koaru leapt back and hit his head on the opposite wall in doing so.
"No, we've stopped."
"Oh good cause I thought you were going to break my arm." Koaru said truthfully.
"No, not good. If we stopped, then we are most likely here."
"Where's here?"
Charly swung randomly, but managed to thunk Koaru on the head.
"Besides, back to the conversation before you screamed like a girl, I can't hurt you."
"Hm?" Koaru hummed. Yay. No getting killed in a closet by a demon.
"Because… I ate your soul."
If there was still any light in the room, you would see all color drain from Koaru's animation.
"Oh yeah… I forgot. You ate half of it." Koaru pondered. "So uh… does that mean I'm like inside you or something?"
"In a way. But not really."
Koaru's palm met his face. "no. more. Riddles. Please."
"m'kay. In short, you and I are connected internally and any pain I inflict on you, I feel. Any pain you inflict on me, I feel. Capes'?"
"So you felt that thunk you gave me on the head?" Koaru thought happily.
"… not responding."
Just then, the door was opened and light blinded the two boys in the closet.
"Surprise!" They heard Father's voice say in mocking exhilaration.
"Charles!"
"Rose!" "Hikaru?"
"Hi."
"Interesting introductions…" Eric commented, earning a loud growl from a certain teenage boy who had just been in a terribly violent mood and was swinging into one again. Stupid hormones.
"Surprised?" Father asked Rose, who only glared in uncertainty. "Yeah. You are. I can see it in the boy's face. Hehe."
"Creep." Koaru mumbled, earning a another thunk.
"dontangerhim." Charly quickly whispered.
"Demon, darling! It's been a long while hasn't it?" Mother's voice had a joyful tone to it, but there was definably malice.
"You may speak your mind in this room. I heard you have the key. Is this true?" Mother stood and started gliding from her throne to Charly.
"Yes your majesty." Charly frowned.
"May I have it?" Mother held out here hand, her face covered along with her entire existence with black, giving Koaru shivers up and down his spine. For some reason, this woman let out an aura a nightmare would.
"Of course, your majesty." Charly said, reaching toward his pocket, then stopping. "Why are we all here? With Father and all that jazz. It's making me rather uncomfortable."
Mother visibly tensed as she smoothly laid out her words. "Just in case."
"Of, perfect. That's comforting." Koaru huffed.
Mother's unseen gaze seemed to whip to him and he stifled his breath as to not squeak like some mouse.
Charly, seeing this, darkened his expression and cleared his throat.
"Reason enough majesty. Very well." Charly reached into his pocket, then couldn't control himself and started laughing.
"WTF?" Hikaru and Koaru actually said that at the same time, no joke.
"It's just so… Stupid! HA! I can't believe you didn't figure it out sooner Mother!" Charles continued laughing until his collar gave him a quick shock. He stopped laughing, but his smile never ceased.
"Figure what out?" Mother growled, obviously ticked off at the previous display of informality.
"You had the key the whole frickin time." Charly said mater-of-factly, getting closer to Mother's unseen face at every word.
"W-What?" She shrieked.
"Yes, majesty. For you see, if you weren't so caught up making sure that everyone else was just as miserable as you, you would have noticed that you were never unhappy." Charly smiled childishly. "You were never cursed, poppet."
Crack
"SILENCE! Shut up! Just shut up! Of course I've been cursed! If not then why can I never find joy of anything or anyone huh? Why can I not look at my own family and feel loved?"
Charly was on the floor, struck down by Mother. He wasn't exactly happy anymore, but a smirk still played across his lips as his eyes were covered by a shade of his silver hair.
"Yes, of course, I cursed the kingdom. Not you. And you had the key the entire time. For six hundred and fourteen years, I have hidden it I will not lie about that. But, it was in an obvious place… But the reason you never felt loved or wanted was because you made everyone else's lives hell when you had so much potential. I am disappointed in you. So, as punishment, I decided to make it more difficult for you."
Charly stood, smiling at Rose who was just about to freak out by this point in time. Charly had. Had. The. Fricken. Key. The. Entire. Fricken. Time? All of that stuff they had been through, all of that pain, was… a prank?
"Well then where the hell is it?" Mother screamed.
Charly changed his facial expression to a more regal one, slightly resembling Tamaki.(lol) He then took Mother's off guard hand and kneeled. Looking up at her and seriously saying:
"Your lookin' at 'im" With his best American accent and smiling.
"Y-You?" Everyone in the room screamed.
"Hehe!~"
Koaru was just about to run back into the closet. Rose was starring, absolutely ticked off. Hikaru was about to burst out screaming unreal words. Father was glaring (uh-oh) and then there was Eric that, though he had already been seriously injured many times that day, was ramming his head against the throne.
"The only reason I'm revealing it now though, is because…" Charly looked around, seeing the three people he cared about the most. "I have developed humanly feelings. This unparticular master of mine has had great impact on me being the first female. Her kindness and inability to take care of herself has taught me how to be human, in which I really want to be one now. But, yeah, no. So, in short, I don't want her to live like here ancestors had to. I'm breaking the curse so that you will freaking leave us alone. Also, I'm not in the mood for another eighty or so years caring for someone and then having to eat their soul when the heir is supplied. Not my favorite part of the lifetime kay?"
"NO! NOT OKAY!" Everyone looked over in shock to see none other then Rose herself, storming to Charly who looked like he was on crack with that dopy smile.
"You are a freaking idiot you know that?"
"Yup.~"
"UGH!" Rose punched Charly in the arm to which he flinched slightly to release her anger. (it did hurt a frickin lot though) "Ouch?"
"I'm at a lost. I need to kill something." Eric looked around the room, finding an insect stupid enough to crawl in his path and squished it. "There… No, still at a lost. Is there a human or something around here?"
"Touch my humans, I go demon on yo butt boy. Got it?" Charly seemed to just appear in front of Eric (which no one was that surprised by his speed anymore) and poked him in the forehead.
"How bout I kill you then?"
"I like waffles."
"Hikaru! Shut up!"
"Michu son frukin lesneches nuh!"
"He's doing it again!"
"BAKA!"
"Just lift the curse already so we can all go home."
"Nu-uh. I want an apology first."
Everyone turned to Charles, who was crossing his arms like a parent. "Yeah, I said it. Apologize Mother, Father, for you have both been nothing but big meanies to me for the last six hundred years and I don't appreciate it."
"Why you little-"
"MAJESTY!" Charly gasped melodramatically. "Were you going to curse? Dreadful!"
"Dude, your pushing it way to far."
"Hehe~ I know."
"idiot."
"Still waiting."
Well, you'd expect a loving apology and a hug and a heart warming ending to this story, no.
Slit. Went the sword.
"I am going to kill you."
"And destroy the key to happiness? Pfft! I'm not afraid of a demon sword… anymore." Charly said. "Hey Rose, what do you think about all this?"
"I'm just about ready to kill you myself."
"Awww, You don't mean that."
"Shut up and die!" Father raised his sword, a crazed look in his eye.
Guess what happened next. A bright light started to swirl around the ceiling in the room and a bunch of feathers and blue suited people fell from to the ground while screaming in all too familiar voices.
"Well, it is about freaking time you guys showed up!" Charly gave a thumbs up to the confused host club who were all on the ground, groaning in pain.
"Hey, Mori. You feeling any better?"
Charly completely ignored the fact that Father was charging, focusing on the angel who was standing with a slight scowl.
"U-Uh…. Sure." Mori grumbled, he had hit his head on the way down and was seeming very confused at to what the heck was going on.
"Honey. You're a wimp at fighting, but I could still use you. You ready for a chalange?" Charly asked, snaking away from Father's rage as the giant stampeded forward, barely missing the demon by a hair.
"A WIMP? Oh you-… What challenge?" Completely unfazed by the medieval room he had just fell from the ceiling from, Honey shot up and pulled Mori with him.
"Keep the Angel busy." Charly pointed at the still shaken Nicole. "But let me finish her off."
Honey glared, then nodded at Mori and ran forward.
"That was fast." Charly mused.
"You are just getting convenience after convenience aren't you?" Rose said from behind.
"Yeah, and I need you and Hikaru to go sit on the throne. Together. Don't get any perverted ideas, just do it and don't move."
Rose made a frustrated noise, stomping to the confused And rambling Hikaru who wasn't speaking English or Japanese or any language she knew on the dot, and dragging him to sit on the throne.
"What's going on?" Mother asked finally.
"Revolution." Charly said in a dark tone. "I'm removing the curse on the kingdom. You."
Mother screamed in outrage and bellowed: "KILL HIM!"
"Hahaha~ Screw soap operas! This is so freaking awesome!"
"Neko! Hi!~ Guess what? Your powers are at full in this world cuz we're just that awesome. I need you to try and open the earth's crust so that I can get some lava in here."
"Hahaha!~ Anything to make it more dramatic." And he started rambling things that sounded slightly like Hikaru's confused shouting as Rose was now trying to hold him down.
"What does lava have to do with anything?" Rose screamed as she struggled with Hikaru.
"Kyoya, Tamaki, you are my knights. I'm going to make armor appear on you out of thin air and your going to use your European and Japanesey skills to convince the angels outside to leave."
"Wuh?" They both asked. Then they screamed when black shining armor started to form on their skin. The only difference between the two's set were that Kyoya had a blood red sword materialize in his hand, and Tamaki had a blueish velvet half blade in each hand. Beast or what?
"Have fun poppets!~" Charly then turned to a very, very confused Koaru who was now trying to digest the fact that Honey and Mori had black ninja suits on now, and fighting that weirdo angel that had been hitting on his brother earlier and Rose trying to hold down Hikaru by sitting on him and Neko holding his hand out.
"What do I do?" Haruhi asked.
"Your going to be my priestess. See this?" He held out a small jewel like jar. "This is holy water. I want you to make that guy over there drink it." He pointed at Eric who was hiding behind the throne from Father's rage.
"Think you can handle it?"
Haruhi looked down at her red catholic priest outfit and then looked back up and nodded intensely.
Charly handed her the jar and looked around.
"Okay, I've got my prince and princess on the throne, my soldiers are fighting, my priest is working, my knights are hopefully being successful, and my warlock is splitting the earth's crust. Now all I have to do is-"
Charly yelped when he felt the blade pierce through his stomach. Silver blood that had developed a habit of going all over the place doing so as if it was it's new hobby.
"You are not going to win." Father hoarsely said as he twisted the blade. Charly groaned at the pain that was searing through his already abused form.
"Oh, I'm not going to win." Charly rasped, blood coming from his mouth. "But your not either."
"You are a traitor and a treacherous son. You will die."
Rose just saw what happened and screamed at the blood. Her blood curdling sound turned heads and this distraction was taken advantage of.
"See? The key. You've done it. Curse broken. Now all I gotta do is…" Charly started closing his eyes, but did not fall. His concentrated look holding a tense atmosphere.
As Charly's eyes opened, black wings erupted from his back. Except, these were not devil's wings. But black angel's.
"Sweetness." Neko mouthed then yelped as the ground jolted and the room slit in two. Red light poured from the opening and flames started to flicker upward.
"Home sweet home." Charly sighed.
"Why are you all starring? Just keep fighting!" Charly yelled, still happy faced.
The battle between the angel and humans raged as Haruhi just managed to grab Eric and shove the liquid down his throat.
Mother starred at all this in disbelief. How could this have happened? Why? Why did Charly do this?
"Um… your sword is still through my organs… it's rather uncomfortable." Charly looked behind him at the shocked Father with glowing eyes. One silver, one red.
At this time, Hikaru was looking at the scene, his eye glowing silver and causing a great calming feeling throughout his mind and body. Rose thought that she had won the battle and stopped sitting on him, sitting next to him to be more proper and watching as she didn't know what else to do.
Charly walked forward, sliding the blade out himself and the wound healed almost instantly.
"I'm not in a very good mood. I haven't been home in over eighteen hundred years and would really just want to leave the kingdom to the new queen." Charly nodded at Rose, who seemed to comprehend what was going on, but never saw it coming.
"B-Back?" Father asked. "Home?"
"Yeah. You weren't very helpful in lifting the curse, so the deal is off. But thanks for having bad aim and hitting my heart and not anywhere else or I would have had to do it myself and that would have been very painful." Charly cocked his head to the side, confused. "You know, I thought this would have been funnier when it was all over. But now that it is… I think I just pranked myself."
"Huh?" Was heard all over the room. Flames of hell, silver blood, an almost defeated angel, and all they could say was "Huh?"
"Never mind. Nicole." Charly walked over to the beaten angel, Honey and had smug expressions that read "Told ya we could do it!" And Mori just looked kind of "…Bleh…" so… back to the angel, she looked like she was going to rip someone's head off.
Charly kneeled down and held something out to her. Five ten dollar bills. "Deal's off."
And Nicole vanished with a puff of smoke.
"WTF?" Mori asked. Yes, Mori asked that. And he held his head and looked around…
"Mitskuni…. Where are we?"
"MORI"S MEMORY IS BACK!" Honey said happily.
The door slammed open and two black knights walked in with many swooning girls behind them.
"Um… we couldn't get rid of them, but they wanted to help so…" Tamaki then, out of habit, started flirting with the first angel he saw calling her princess and stuff and blahblahblah.
"My own army… turned against me?" Mother, who had managed to be forgotten about this entire time, started to sniffle.
"That's it! I can't take this anymore!" She reached up to her mask that had been covering her face the entire time, and ripped it off, revealing the most shocking thing one could imagine.
There, in the place of a face, was a mask of red jewel. Only one feature could be made out behind the stone, and that was glaring, furious eyes that appeared red because of the jewel.
"Mother… you removed your mask… you do know that now you…" Before Charly could finish, Mother dropped to the floor, the sound of breaking glass and a her body became a heap of shredded emerald and sapphire. One black coal sticking out from the rest as the black cloak disintegrated and left with the slight breeze.
"Well ding dong the witch is dead!" Neko cried out in joy.
"You have problems."
"Would you rather me be a stereotypical blonde, or an emo cursing freak?" He held up Belzeneff.
"I love the emo Neko though!"
"Tamaki… did you just say-"
"NO!"
"Lol."
"Neko, your not helping."
"Hey, I split the earth in two didn't I? Give me some credit."
"SHUT UP! Mother is effin deaded!" Hikaru yelled.
"So… Nicole is smoke, Mother is coal and jewels… and I like where this is going!" Kyoya gave a thumbs up. "I wonder if this would make a good story."
"Nah, no one would read it." Haruhi shrugged, still really liking the catholic outfit and smirking at how freaking awesome she looked with Eric passed out on the ground next to her. What ever that boy was, he was allergic to holy water and foamed out the mouth like a rabid dog before spazing and then fainting like Tamaki on a bad day… which was every day but don't tell him she thought that.
"Now the only one left is Father." The host club and the Devil Double's heads seemed to slowly creak to look at the giant who was picking up his silver colored sword and laughing like a maniac.
"You thought you could beat me?" He yelled, stumbling like he was drunk.
"You will never, ever even come close to-"
Charly zoomed forward and shoved Father. Before anyone could comprehend, they saw Father disappear into the crack in the floor, flames still leaking from the edges and lava levels rising.
"Dude, you know he's dead."
"Just like that… huh, disappointing. Well anyway. GO DIE IN HELL!" Charly yelled down the whole with a sadistic grin and then started chuckling when he heard the certain sizzle of metal on lava and a shriek of pain.
"lalalalalala sing the happy song.~ Lalalalalala~ Father is now gone!" Charly skipped around, his black wings spreading and coming together in a dance that made him look creepier then he already was.
"Koaru, you have been uncomfortably quiet this entire time. Something wrong?" Rose poked the poor teenager who didn't have any color in his animation and looked sort of like a confused Tamaki… Everyone's inner Tamaki is just poring out today… Guess demons bring you out of the closet eh?
"It all ended… just like that?"
"Well, I have been plotting revenge for six hundred fourteen years, seven months, eighteen days, thirteen hours, forty-three minutes and five seconds. So yeah, it should have been rather quick."
Charly just put his arm around Rose and giggled.
"Wow, Father's non existence is like dope to you isn't it?" Koaru stated.
"Hehe~ yup." He nodded with a "lol, I'm happy" face.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Charly at his best." Rose announced.
"Wow, we should make you kill tyrants more often."
"Um… guys?" Mori asked.
"Dude! Mori just talked!" Charly yelled to the room and to no one unparticular.
"What is it?"
"There are hundreds of angels, demons, and lava is poring out of your guy's little thing that just happened while me and Honey were kicking butt so… Should we leave?"
"OMIGOSH! MORE THEN THREE WORDS!" Charly squealed. His bipolar Charlotte basically seeping from he skin. Basically, he was 'dripping with femininity'. In short, he was acting like Tamaki. (*cough*gay*cough*)
"In which, I agree with him that we really do need to get back home." But just as Haruhi said that, the room started to shake and the ceiling started to drop piece by peace.
"Again?" Rose screamed. For the scenario resembled the twin's house the day the deceased angel showed up.
"Hold on." Charly gave everyone a split second to stand in fear at the ceiling coming down on them. The next thing they knew, they were outside of the castle that was collapsing to the ground.
"Boo-ya." Charly hummed with Neko at the same time. "We are boss."
"Okay, awesome job everybody! The curse is gone! Mother is dead, the kingdom is in ruin, and it's all my fault!"
"…" said the rest.
"Hey, why is Eric here?" Rose asked, still unhappy about the story almost being over.
"Ow… freaking… dog…"
At which Rose turned to Haruhi for some reason, just knowing that she was the one he was talking about, and stood up. (yes they were all on the ground)
"You did that to him?…."
Haruhi prepared for a shot down or some insult or another request to take care of a psycho boyfriend.
"Oh. My. Gosh… Thank you!~" Rose went down and hugged the absolutely shocked half to death Haruhi and squeezed really hard.
"Thank you thank you thank you that guy was suck an arse thank you a million times!" Haruhi squealed.
"Um… He's not dead." Charly ruined the moment.
"What?" Rose dropped Haruhi, stood quickly and dusted herself off. "…why not?"
"Cause he still owes me one. So just killing him will be a favor waited." he smiled.
"You are like a Honey-Kyoya. You know that right?"
"Don't question the one who just felled a mighty kingdom.
"That was us." The rest said all together.
"Sure, but I'm the one who masterminded and took action while you guys would have just stood there with your mouths gaping and eyes wider then dishes in some weird anime like way."
No comment.
"Anyway…. I guess I should apologize to you all." Charly frowned, as if he didn't really like the idea.
"Because I'm going to be leaving."
"We're leaving?" Rose asked.
"No, your staying. I'm leaving. I have souls to eat, things to destroy, stuff to steal, lives to ruin." Charly said in all seriousness.
"But that doesn't mean any of my deals with you are off! Kyoya, babies. Tamaki, don't interfere, Haruhi, just live with it. Rose, enjoy virginity before you die."
"Whoa whoa whoa WHOA! There was a plural there! Babies? We agreed on one!" Kyoya yelled.
"lol." Neko hummed.
"You… have all… gone mad…" Eric rose like a creepy vampire prince and looked around. "Bloody hell happened?"
"Father and Mother worked together to manipulate your jealousy of my awesomeness and free range of Rose and used it against you, magnifying it with their weird dark magic crap and turning you into a puppet." Charly appeared above the confused Eric, smiling happily and holding out his hand. "But thanks to me and my ability to control Haruhi's sense, I got holy water in your systems that will make you forget anything that they did to you. Therefore, you will rule Father's kingdom with a kind, pure-ish heart. And Rose will stay here and rule this place. Soon, you two will emerge from your denial of each other's attraction for each other, and Kyoya will have work to do."
"W-What the hell are you talking about?" Koaru asked.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about you. Everybody did I think. You are going to be my witness."
"Witness of what?" the twin asked, paling and not sure if he even wanted to know.
"This entire bloody thing. Your going to use your weird imagination to create a story out of all this! Sense I ate half of your soul, half of you has seen all of this! Sure, you'll have nightmares for the rest of your life and Hikaru will never sleep alone again, but in the end, it will be all right because then the entire human world will be just as messed up as we are." Charly smiled and gave a thumbs up, still standing over Eric who was still trying to get over the fact that his soul had just been wiped clean by a demon.
"This is all too much. I… can't… wait, Rose is staying here? But what about-"
"Hikaru… You two can never happen. It was never meant to be anyway. Love to a human for a nonhuman is delusional and usually ends in bloodshed. So, too make sure our lives don't suck any more, I'm ending it before Eric goes mad with jealousy again and starts another war, thank you very much." Charly said sternly.
"Your insane! You can't do that! She's mine, you have no say in what goes on-"
Charly disappeared and reappeared right in front of Hikaru's face. This earned an eager 'Ohhhhh~' from a certain warlock and made the atmosphere shake with darkness.
"Excuse me. Did you say… did you-sorry- did you really just say that Rose was yours?" His eyes were red, never a good thing. "Yours?"
Hikaru gulped at the sadistic smile/glare coming from dead red eyes but quickly recomposed himself and tried to at least make steady eye contact.
"Y-Yeah… I did."
"Um… Charly, I think you beat me to being jealous-"
"I am not jealous!" He yelled, fangs showing.
"Your acting like it." Rose said calmly.
"…damn it Rose… it's just your… I raised you."
"OH. MY. GOSH!" Tamaki flowered up. "She's your little girl!~"
"Oh god…" Haruhi then slide in next to Rose who was in shock and patted her on the back. "I feel your pain."
"I'm glad somebody does~" She whimpered. Meanwhile, Nekozawa was laughing like an idiot in the back round.
"****! Ew!" The twins screamed at the same time. Each of them received a hand around their throat.
"Shut…. Up… please…" Charly struggled to keep his smile. His red eyes twitching. "Alright, you got me… She is like a daughter to me…"
"Nailed it!" Tamaki did a victory dance. Haruhi put her hand over his mouth.
"I just can't give her away like that. Right. After. All. That. Crap."
"Oh~" Honey and Mori nodded, seeming to understand… in a weird way.
"You're the only ones that ever get anything!" Haruhi cried. "I don't have any personality! Why can't I at least know everything!"
"But that's not true! Your personality is enough to make five guys and a lesbian fall head over heals for you!" Neko cried.
"I'm getting sick of this ditsy blonde act! Go back to being emo!" "No~! I like being stupid and careless! It's fun and enjoyable and it's also comedy relief and everyone loves comedy relief!"
"I said shut up!"
"Sorry."
"Charles." Rose seemed touched at the heart, and starred at the shamed looking demon. "Is that really it?"
"M-…Maybe." Charly rasped, letting go of the twin's necks. "It also might be that I have been set on this ending for… a very, very, very, very long time. And I'm not going to let some Romeo and Juliet crap get in my way."
"Oh, so you are just a sadist." Tamaki mumbled. Kyoya just sighed.
"And besides, it would be horrible if Hikaru stayed! One human with all these demons and angels? We'd be putting him in hell!"
"Yeah, as if you've never done that before." said twin growled.
"Then Koaru would go down with him. And your not going back over there! Your weird angel aura draw all kinds of perverts! And I wont be there to protect you this time. Our bond is basically snapped in half by the curse being broken."
"So… does that mean your not her daddy or…"
"Tamaki, talk on more time and I won't hesitate to eat your soul slowly, piece by piece and making sure that your alive to see half of it get digested before slaughtering you like the squealing pedo pig you are."
That shut everybody up.
"That, and their journey in the human world is incomplete. The Host club would fall to pieces if they left, and sense I had to 'join them'." No one remembered him ever doing that… "I have to at least make sure they don't die miserably. That, and Kyoya needs the money to do something heroic in the last episode."
"Episode?" Everyone asked.
"What did I say about talking?"
…
"But… Charles… I love him."
Charly flinched and didn't look at his former mistress.
"Oh, drama, how you spoil me~!"
"**** OFF TWIT!" Charly unfurled his wings and lunged forward.
"CHARLES!"
He dead tracked, his mouth full of jagged death and a forked tongue slowly closing and he wiped his mouth from the saliva. "bother."
"He's just an idiot. That doesn't mean eat him." Rose scolded… for the daughter in the relationship, she had a rather firm hold on daddy didn't she?
"Charles." She then exchanged touched to heart broken. "Are you really going to make me become queen?"
"I… I don't know! Stop looking at me like that!"
"Yup, his little girl."
"I'M GONNA-"
"Charles."
"Grrrrrr."
"I want a straight answer." Rose said firmly.
"Rose, you were born to become queen! All your parents and ancestors along with any convenient relative is dead and you are the only heir. If you don't become queen, then Eric will rule all of it."
"I don't care."
"That and all of them except Koaru and Kyoya have about three hours before their memories are erased." Charles said quickly, ducking behind Kyoya for any fail protection from the rampage he knew he was going to get next.
"If you were human, I would kill you!" Rose screamed, tears welling up.
"Like father like daughter."
The word 'father' didn't go down very well and Charles gave Tamaki a look that made his nose start to hurt until blood started coming out and he passed out.
"Enjoy a couple of nightmares of Haruhi in poverty you perv!" Charly screamed.
