Luigi had to hand it to Mario, since this time, one of his abnormal ideas had yet to blow up in their faces, though the pure look of anger on Rosalina's face destroyed that outcome coming true. Then there was the fact that this plan had yet to attract the authorities, but then again they were just as confused as Luigi was when this plan came into motion after ten minutes of planning it.
"Wait, Mario, how is dressing Rosalina up like a cow and getting her to walk around over the city advertising our store…..in a professional manner?" asked Luigi a few minutes after an angry Rosalina embarked on her journey.
"Luigi, think about it, we all need a mascot and-" began Mario, counting the amount of milk cartoons he managed to drink within the past hour.
"Why not a Baby Yoshi, or a Boo, or even a dog!?" exclaimed Luigi, earning the attention of two of the three things he mentioned." Better yet, a picture of a Goomba in a bikini would-"
The groan of disgust from his brother, and the customers in there, proved his idea was in fact as horrible as it sounded. Back to the drawing board he would go after this.
"Luigi, Rosalina's not really-" began Mario.
"She's in damn Smash Bros. Along with appearances in multiple other Nintendo related games, causing the fans to say that she's appearing in everything, so I' pretty sure that's-"
"I know, I was just using a contradictory statement to show how stupid I was."
"You…...you just admitted to actually-" Luigi shook his head in vain, turning his attention to the seemingly quiet street outside." Say why is it-"
Suddenly, the windows were shattered from a sound shattering noise that nearly shook the entire store, and caused the Earthquake Scale to break along with all logic in this sentence. Luigi and Mario almost fell to the ground head first, but they somehow managed to break each others fall by landing on top of each other.
"They were right! We do fall alike and we're not even twins!" gasped Luigi grabbing his hat, dusting it off before getting off Mario's back.
Mario grumbled something underneath his breath, before angrily picking up his hat, dusting it off furiously, turning his attention to the destroyed front entrance.
"Great, now I'm going to have to fix that!" growled Mario, causing Luigi to look at him as if he didn't already lost his mind.
"You don't even-ugh! Why do I even bother?" groaned Luigi." Anyway, what the heck was that!?"
"SONIC! SONIC! SONIC STOP SINGING!" shouted Tails at the top of his lungs, trying his best not to fall into a coma from the horrible singing Sonic was performing." SONIC! SONIC! SONIC! SO-"
"SHUT UP TAILS!" screamed Sonic, pausing for a brief moment before singing once more.
