Author's Note:

Challenged by owmyhearteries on dA. Overshot the word count specification slightly. But hey, it's sex and it's my first SephCloud. Cheers. XD


Hey Now, You're a Porn Star

"...Did you just call me a Hunkasarous Rex?"

Cloud's wicked smirk stretched wider as he ground his erection against Sephiroth's hard cock again. "Hey, you're the one who suggested role-playing gay porno actors. So learn to talk like one or shut up and fuck me. Nngahh!" Cloud abruptly ended his retort with a hard bite to Sephiroth's shoulder as two long fingers, already coated in saliva and precum, entered and thrust deeply into his ass.

Sephiroth groaned. "Quit biting, you little vampire brat." Then he rolled his eyes – whether in thought or in ecstasy as Cloud stroked his arousal, digging his thumb into the slit, it was impossible to tell – and his face lit up slightly with an idea. A third finger joined the first two, stabbing toward Cloud's prostate as Sephiroth smirked. "Or…would you like to feel my hard stake stabbing into you?"

Cloud groaned, his eyes hazy and unfocused, his parted, wet lips gasping for breath, even as he smirked back. "Cut the bull…" He paused to push Sephiroth down onto his back as he shifted forward, positioning himself over the man's throbbing cock. "…Or do you want me to ride it?"

Sephiroth grinned, feeling the boy's softened flesh twitching around his tip, his hands moving to Cloud's slender hips. "This bull is a big one…sure you can handle so much beef?"

His grin maniacal, Cloud licked his lips. "I'll swallow it whole." And he proceeded to do just that, driving himself down onto Sephiroth's cock hard, screaming in pleasure as the thick appendage spread him wide open.

Cloud rode Sephiroth relentlessly, bringing them both to their climax fast. He was barely able to force words out through his approaching orgasm.

"M-mayday…system overload…c-captain, we have to eject the plasma…unnnghh!" As Cloud came, Sephiroth moaned, then guided the blond's hips for a few more thrusts.

"Ready? Old Faithful is about to explode…"

Cloud gasped weakly, "Fill me inside…like an éclair…with your sweet cream…"

With violent pulses of his cock, Sephiroth did.

Five minutes later, when they could talk again, Cloud grinned, sloppily kissing his lover, who looked a little uncertain.

"Cloud…I feel a little dirty about that."

"Good." The boy slyly answered. "You should. You're my new favorite porn star."

~o~