The past few days, for Blair, were spent revelling in the fuckery that was Serena van der Woodsen's life. Now with Serena out the way, she was officially Queen B again, and it wasn't like she had to worry about Kati or Is trying to steal the crown. And as for Dan… well, that ship sailed as soon as Mr Neurotic figured out that he was just another pawn in the chess game that was Serena and Blair's friendship.

Aren't we all, Dan? Aren't we all?

So, let's get this straight… S slept with N while N was B's boyfriend because B wasn't giving it up for N, so S did. Then, S ran off to boarding school, where she slept with some more peoples boyfriends, did some drugs, got kicked out and came home to meet the love of her life, Daniel Humphrey. They had their five minutes before he dumped her ass and started banging B. S, naturally, found a new conquest- L. S found out D was banging B on her birthday when B shared a clip of S banging someone who wasn't D before doing a little sniff sniff. L didn't like all the banging and sniff sniff and so he told S what everyone else was thinking and bid adieu.

Poor S is all alone again…oh, wait, no she isn't- she still has N, her Prince Charming. B is Queen again, which leaves D and L back where they started- In Brooklyn, poor, alone and irrelevant... Bromance?... The end?

Yeah, don't count on it.