Draco woke up in the morning and looked around, feeling sleep, heavy in his eyes. He felt incredibly refreshed and charged from sleep. The door opened and Jade walked in, drying her hair from the towel.
"Jade! Wake Draco up! We can't miss Ginny's graduation!" Arthur said from downstairs.
"He's awake." Jade answered. Draco rubbed his eyes and ran a hand through his hair.
"Beta carotene's leaving Hogwarts?" he asked crawling out of the bed.
"She is and you should get ready. We have to get there early so we won't be able to miss her speech, she's valedictorian." Jade said excitedly.
Draco rolled his eyes and grabbed a towel from his suitcase and headed off to the bathroom. He walked down the hallway and when he reached the door, he twisted the knob and pushed the door, but it wouldn't budge. "Hey! Who's in there?" Draco asked knocking on the door. There was no response and Draco knocked again. "Hello? There are people that need to use the bathroom too!" he yelled.
The door opened and Jennifer glared at Draco, who was suddenly scared of what she might do with him. "I'm giving my son a bath." She said through her teeth.
"I can wait outside." Draco said quickly. She slammed the door and Draco crossed his legs and leaned against the wall, trying to control himself. Jade peeked from the bedroom and giggled silently at Draco. "Isn't there another bathroom in your home? I…I think I'm going to-"
"Sad to say we don't. However, there is a bathroom outside, near the shed, but I don't think your royal bottom would want to sit on that." Jade said.
Draco walked up to her and glanced behind him again, in hopes that the bathroom would open again. "I think, at this point, I'd sit on anything. Where is it?" he asked. Jade went to speak but the door opened and Thomas hopped out with his mother behind him. Draco gave a sigh of relief and walked towards the door but Ron ran past him into the bathroom and closed the door shut. "HEY! It was my turn Weasley!" Draco yelled pounding on the door.
"First come first served, you were nowhere near the door." Ron replied.
Draco let out an angry yell and turned around to see Jade covering her mouth from laughing. "This is unfair! I was waiting for so…ok just tell me where the bathroom outside is." He said starting to jump at this point.
"All right, you go outside through the back door and you'll see a small shed to the far right of you. Walk into it, open the door and you'll see brooms and gardening tools but there will be a door to the bathroom and well…I don't know…do whatever you want but don't come screaming to me if something crawls up the toilet and bites you in the arse. I warned you-" Jade stopped seeing him bolt downstairs and outside.
Draco slowed down as he reached the shed and didn't think twice about opening it. He accessed into the shed and looked around the dirty and dark shed. The sunlight poured through the cracks between the wood and Draco sneezed from the dust and smell of musty grass and dirt. He stopped in front of a narrow and tall looking door. He pushed it open and almost died from the sight. It was an old fashioned toilet with dirt and dust everywhere. Critters and all sorts of creepy crawlies scattered around and as Draco looked around the depressing and disgusting sight, a very large spider crawled out of the toilet and stopped, watching Draco. Knowing that no one in their right, or wrong mind, would relieve themselves in this shed, Draco slammed the door shut and ran out of the shed as fast as he could.
The girls giggled seeing Malfoy run out of the shed and find relief near to the nearest tree. Jennifer and Fleur collapsed laughing and Jade only smiled feeling pity for the poor man.
"He ez too cute!" Fleur said.
"He deserves it, I'm sorry Jade." Jennifer apologized. Jade shook her head and told her it wasn't a problem.
