Hello once again my lovely readers. I am back here for you entertainment. So, I got Cara sick and I'm am feeling pretty well actually :) but seriously, have y'all seen those updates? Let the lord save me because I am going to die on 413...who am I kidding? I am so going to hell. I already sold my soul to Hussie. The birds are singing, flowers are blooming, while kids like me should be burning in hell full of the rest of us homestuck trash. I actually like this type of hell. Anyway, Shout outs! Shout for Pyrusblade for the review and RandomCorpse for the favorite/follow. DISCLAIMER: Didn't I say I sold my soul to Hussie? Why would I sell my soul to myself?


Spades in the air, Game start, and the voice in my head

God fucking damn it, GA.

After all this bullshit that's happened today, you are really not in the mood for her throwing a mixture of questions and insults at you.

SG: Look, I know your upset.

GA: Upset? Upset?! My fucking moirail was just fucking kidnapped and all you did was watch!

SG: What was I suppose to do?! Hack into her account, unblock myself, and tell her about the person, demon, or whatever that appeared out of no where?

GA: Yes!

GA: Can you still see her?

SG: No. He took her out of the house. I have no idea where she could be on her planet.

GA: Can't you teleport there and save her?

SG: It's not that easy.

GA: And why the fuck not?

SG: I can barely control teleporting from my bedroom to the bathroom, you think I have enough control to teleport through dimensions? Even if I could, who's to say that I won't end up miles away form her house? Who's to say my body will be able to handle the strain?

GA: If you practiced then maybe you could have

SG: Practiced? GA, I live in the crowed part of Argintina. Where the hell could I go to practiced? No all of us have a secluded mansion to practiced in.

GA: Hey, don't start pointing fingers at me, you monkey's arse. I'm not the one who got themselves blocked

SG: Oh yeah? Well, I'm not the one that made her pass out in the first place.

GA: Are you seriously doing this? God, your such a kid

SG: Me?! You started this whole fucking argument!

GA: And what are you going to do? Block me? You need me more than ever, if what the news said was true

SG: What's on the news?

GA: A bunch of tornados are coming towards Argintina at a fast speed

GA: You need me to get out alive

GA: Admit it

SG: I'll admit it.

SG: Only if you admit that you always over react to things and cause pain for others.

GA: This isn't about me

SG: Then it's not about me either.

GA: This is bullshit

SG: Exactly. So lets drop it.

SG: I have my disk. I am going to put it in. You will do the same, Okay?

GA: Okay

GA: But you're still a horse-faced ass

SG: And your an elf eared gnome.

GA: Fucker

SG: Bitch.

GA: Are you ready to play, horse fucker?

SG: I am, fish tits.

SG: Wait a second

SG: How do you even know what a moirail is?

godlyAssassian [GA] creased pestering sadistGoirna [SG] at 11:55

You smirk. You know she was bullshiting you. You think the only person that believed her was Prophet.

You pull out the disk from your pocket and stare at it. You open the disk compartment of your monitor and was about to put the disks in before a sudden thought came into your mind. One that willl end up getting your ass kicked.

SG: I don't platonicly hate you.

And you put the disk in.

You watch as the skian symbol appears on the screen and changes shape. It lasts for a few minutes before it starts to get creepy. The colors seem to darken from a sky blue to an indigo shade. As the white bar started to finish, you begin to hear whispers in your head. When the loading process was done, the black bubble letters of Sburb Delta appeared, and the whispers finally turned into a shout.

Hey! Kid!

You look around your room to try and find where the voice came from but there was no one there. Where you going crazy?

Boy. I know you hear me. Get off your ass now.

No. It's not your subconscious. Maybe an exile? Did you even have one of those? Were you allowed too?

Hey. Tall, dark, and curly. Get up, and maybe she'll let you live.

You stand up, taking your tablet with you. You look down to see if you got any new messages. You did, and all of them were from Assassian. Shit.

GA: Okay, I'm in

GA: Your room looks exactly like how I pictured it

GA: The room of a nerd

GA: Why do you have so many computer?

GA: Trying to build yourself a robot girlfriend?

GA: Or boyfriend, I don't judge

GA: Are you ignoring me?

SG: No, I was just talking to the voice inside my head.

GA: What?

SG: The voice in my head.

GA: Yeah, I know

GA: What do you mean 'voice in your head'?

SG: I think it's an exile or something.

GA: Do we even have one of those?

SG: I dunno, maybe.

SG: We don't exactly know what we have, since we know all about the game just from the comic. Just about the Beta and the Alpha, not the Delta.

GA: I don't know anything about it

SG: Save the bullshit for something who cares.

SG: You know it, I know it, DA knows a little about it, and PG knows everything about it.

GA: If she knows everything then why not just ask her?

SG: Still blocked remember? Why don't you ask her?

GA: I can't

SG: You can't or you won't?

GA: I literally can't. It still says that she's offline

SG: What? That can't be right. Are you sure it didn't turn on then back off?

GA: Nope. Hadn't changed at all

SG: Weird. It says she's online for me.

GA: Maybe its 'cause she contact you first

SG: Maybe.

SG: When I first contacted her, she was staring at the screen.

GA: Like you were just now

SG: I guess.

SG: She was just sitting there with a blank face as if she was listening for something.

GA: Maybe she was talking to her exile

SG: There's a possibility.

GA: What did yours say to you?

SG: He told me to get my ass up and talk to you or else you'd kill me.

GA: I was thinking about it

SG: Uh huh.

Move out of the way.

What?

Move or you're gonna get crushed.

You look up to see a large black mouse holding a big white machine above your head. You jump to the side.

Told ya.

You quickly begin typing.

SG: What the fuck?!

GA: Sorry!

GA: I thought you saw it!

SG: No, I didn't see it!

You try to take a deep breath. No yelling at woman. Try not to yell at woman.

SG: Look, a warning next time would be nice.

GA: Yeah, sure

You okay kid? Your girlfriend didn't do much damage, did she?

First of all, She's not your girlfriend. Second of all, you're fine. Thanks for asking.

No problem, lil shit.

This voice is starting to annoy you. Who are you anyway?

No one you need to know about kid. Trust me.

Are you an exile?

Hell no. You wished I was exiled.

So who are you?

The name's Jeff. Don't go telling your little girlfriend that either.

You said it once, you'll say it again. She's not your girlfriend.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that kid. She could do so much better to be honest.

What the hell?

Hey, don't kill the messenger, kid.

SG: The guy's a douche.

SG: Thats all to be said on the matter.

GA: Um, okay?

GA: So, while you were having your mind conversation, I was looking around your house.

GA: Why is your living room full of smuppets?

SG: Don't ask.

Please ask.

Shut up!

SG: Anyway,

SG: Can you look in my cousin's room for some boxer gloves? And while your at it, try not to break anything.

GA: Yes sir

You have better chances with the other girl, but I doubt even she would date you.

Can you just shut up?

No can do, kiddo. It's my job to talk to you.

Then why don't you say anything useful?

Because you know a lot about this game already. You don't need me to tell you what to do.

Are you always going to be here?

In your head? Nah. I'm probably gonna fade away after a few hours.

Thank God.

Or days. Maybe even months. Could be here for your entire life.

Fuck you, God. You don't want to have to deal with this guy.

Then we're both in the same goddamn situation. I don't want to be here either but we don't always get what we want, do we kid?

Are you always this much of an ass?

Yeah, pretty much.

Ugh. You have more important things to do than listen to this guy.

You and me both, curly. And if you want to find 'more important things to do' check in the other gauntlet shit. There'll be a note in there for you.

You decide to take his advice. Why not? What harm could he possibly do?

A hell of a lot more than you kid.

Why you...

GA: I can't

SG: Can't what?

GA: Can't look inside

SG: What? Why not?

SG: I've been inside his room before.

GA: I don't know why but I just can't

Guess you'll just have to go in yourself, void star.

Shut up.

SG: FIne. I'll go in. Can you take care of the game process for me?

Knew it.

Shut up.

GA: No problem, SG

SG: Kade.

GA: What?

SG: MY name is Kade.

GA: Kade

GA: Cara

SG: Nice to meet you, Cara.

GA: Nice to meet you too, Kade

Well then. Shit just got interesting.

Damn straight.


Yes. Shipping. All the shipping. All of it. Fact for the day: I, Andy, am the youngest of the four and Kade is the oldest. Me and Cara share a birthday month btw. And DA's top three favorite colors is purple, green, and black. Witch of blood, out.