Disclaimmer: heh, me no own one pieve

Chapter 28: Crouching Tiger, hidden water?!

"Oh, boy," Vivi said. "Take cover!"

Everyone went behind the rocks, Raven heard the sound of a flute playing.

"You hear that?!"

"What?" Luna said, the sand blinding all of them, they heard a growl.

Zolo placed his hand on one of his swords, but said,"Where the hell are my swords?!"

Heh, someone jacked them...

"Heh, someone jacked them," Luffy said (line stealer!)

"Wait, where's the bag of coins I had in my pocket?!" Nami said, she looked in her coat.

"Don't look at me." Luna said, she reached for her bow and arrow but... "I've been jacked!"

The sandstorm subsided. The sound of a flute playing was heard again, they turned to the right to see a white tiger with black stripes (or black tiger with white stripes...whatever) and a girl around 17 that had long black hair with green highlights in it. Both wore desert clothes. The tiger was holding bow and arrows, three swords, and a bag of money.

"You're kidding me, I've been robbed by a kitty cat." Zolo said.

"Well, isn't that embarassing." Sanji smirked. "Thought you hate cats."

"Shut up, dartboard eyebrow!"

"Moss-head."

"Ero-cook."

"Yawn!" the girl said who was playing the flute. "We came here to rob, not listen to two idiots who don't even know what their fighting about."

"You seem somewhat familiar, have I robbed you before?" the tiger asked Sanji.

"No."

"Oh, anyways, we've been looking all over for a Raven and a Luna...we're-"

"Dusk!" Luna said. "And."

"And." Raven said.

"And."

"And"

"And"

"Who else?!" the crew yelled.

"Dawn!"

Luna and Raven rushed over to the two.

"How long had you been here?!"

"Do ya like One Piece?"

"What devil fruit did you eat, Dusk?"

"Okay," Dawn said, she placed her flute away and took out a lolipop, then started to suck on it. "We've been here for two months, yes, we love One Piece, but why'd we end up here in Alabasta? I got no clue."

Dusk switched to human point, she had dark brown hair, but her tail was still there. "I ate the Stripe stripe fruit. It means I can turn into a tiger, Dawn had the Wave wave fruit. She can actually control water."

"Cool!" Luffy said.

Nami cleared her throat. "Now that we know who you are, can I please have my money back?"

"Here." Dusk said.

"And my swords?" Zolo said.

"Moss-head."

"Why, you-"

"Hey, don't hurt the ladies!" Sanji said, Dusk was in beat point. Dawn took the swords and handed them to the swordsman.

"Well, are we going or what?" Dusk asked, Luffy's eyes sparkled. "Yes, we wanna join."

Luffy laughed. "Yay! New nakamas!"

"So, how'd you get here-no, let me guess." Usopp said. "You drowned in water."

"Yep."

"What?!" Luna said.

"We went boating out on the lake, then a storm came up and the next thing we knew, the boat flipped over." Dawn said. "Do you guys have anything to eat?"

"We were robbed earlier thanks to a certain captain." Loki said.

"Oh, then let's eat the reindeer." Dusk said.

"No." Luna said, she switched to beast point.

"The horse?"

"No!"

They both advanced on each other, but Raven held Luna's tail while Dawn waved her hand. Dusk's neck was surrounded by a ring of water, she gagged.

"Mercy!"

"Pussy-cat."

"Demon!"

"Stop it, both of you!" Dawn yelled. "It's one thing to have Sanji and Zoro fighting, but it's another to have you two act like them!"

"Yes, mother." Luna and Dusk said, switching to human point.

"I wouldn't be surprised if you four got in a fight or something-"

Sanji glares at Zolo, swordsman glares at cook. Dusk glares at Luna, wolf glares at tiger. Ideas start to form...

"This is gonna be a loooooonnngggg trip." Raven sighed, anime style.